So, I had a friend named Mustardman. He lived on a Ranch. One day, while Dressing, he tried to become the best condiment. Sadly, he couldn't Ketchup. He had to Relish his 2nd place trophy instead.
Sarcasm: What happens with a Russian ruler falls into a pit (Czar chasm) Humor: Greater quantities of color Word play: A game of football, Zork style Puns: My forte
This is more of a joke, but still falls under the pun category. A man walks into a bar and immediately notices cuts of meat hanging from the ceiling. He walks up to the bartender and asks, "What's up with all this meat hanging from the ceiling?" The bartender says, "Well, we have a competition going where if you can jump and touch the meat, you get your drinks for free. If you try and miss, though, you have to pay double." The man was intrigued by this proposition, and sat down in a booth to think about it for a while. After a few minutes, he comes back to the bartender and says, "I don't think I'm going to try it." The bartender, disappointed, says "Why not?" "The steaks were too high." I've just wasted a minute of your life.
Did you hear about the man who got cancerous tumors all over his left side? Sadly, with our current medical capabilities, he got left for dead.
Posted on the Suggestion Forum for the Starter Stick... Lets not sit on this fantastickly eggsquisite idea. Lets get the Starter Stick idea hatched by bumping up on this so it is not laid to rest.
