The Pun Thread

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by emfs_ad, Mar 15, 2015.

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  1. That is eggcellent...
    FDNY21, Mar 25, 2015
    #141
  2. Chat from tonight's FireFloor:

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    PenguinDJ, Mar 26, 2015
    #142
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    PenguinDJ, Mar 26, 2015
    #143
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  4. This is amazing... But then again, why wood people make so many puns? Why did they pick those ones? They just make me want to go to bed. Good jeb guys.

    EDIT: I am a terrible person.
    FDNY21, Mar 26, 2015
    #144
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  5. ~My brain just hatched an idea!
    ~Lay it on me

    ;)
    MichaelPiccolo, Mar 26, 2015
    #145
  6. I have zero regrets. I left it all on the Floor.
    BurgerKnight, Mar 26, 2015
    #146
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  7. I had a pun about mental banana peels but then it slipped my mind.
    Celori, Mar 27, 2015
    #147
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  8. The doctor diagnosed me with chronic depression. It made me sad.
    Mayoman100, Mar 27, 2015
    #148
  9. "Do you have ebola?"
    "Yeah, I have ebola cereal."
    ultipig, Mar 28, 2015
    #149
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  10. this pun thread is just stringing us along. I'm sorry, I'm going down here, can someone throw me a line?
    BurgerKnight, Mar 28, 2015
    #150
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  11. ChespinLover77, Mar 28, 2015
    #151
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  12. I'm sorry, I can knot.
    jonions, Mar 28, 2015
    #152
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  13. I bet you're all tied up with that.
    Mayoman100, Mar 28, 2015
    #153
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  14. Over the phone, a friend of mine asked me what kind of car I got. I said "Hold on; I mustang up. I'll call you back when I can."

    Note: I actually have a Mustang
    ultipig, Mar 29, 2015
    #154
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  15. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me
    WitherDoggie, Mar 29, 2015
    #155
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  16. There's one problem with baseball games during the day... Good luck getting the bats out of the closet!
    NuclearBobomb, Mar 29, 2015
    #156
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  17. Doesnt the drive you batty
    WitherDoggie, Mar 29, 2015
    #157
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  18. Yeah, it messes up my bases.
    Mayoman100, Mar 29, 2015
    #158
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  19. At least they werent stolen
    WitherDoggie, Mar 29, 2015
    #159
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  20. Ha ha, I twigged on that one straight away! Who planted these puns in your head? It's not the nature of people to do that. Better pack your trunk because we have to get away from all these puns!
    That made a bell ring it my head! I'm having to hobbit around I'm so excited! Couldn't find these puns elfwhere...
    Ah, I see nobody did a Mike check...
    Why did you have to unload all these puns onto me! I can't wash them out!
    I'll slice you up for making such a bad pun. Na I'm joking, we should talk about Oloaf instead.
    MrMazeRunner, Mar 29, 2015
    #160
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