The Pun Thread

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by emfs_ad, Mar 15, 2015.

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  1. ChespinLover77, Mar 18, 2015
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  2. Nah. XD
    ChespinLover77, Mar 18, 2015
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  3. The fork said to the cheese grater, "Aren't these puns grate?"
    ultipig, Mar 18, 2015
    #103
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  4. I see it took you a while to cook that one up. But yeah, it's getting to be a pain going back to see what one's we've dished up already.
    Pab10S, Mar 18, 2015
    #104
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  5. Looks like you need to check out the Bad Dad Humor House on twitter.
    SleepyPK, Mar 19, 2015
    #105
  6. ehm.. :confused:
    Matherox, Mar 19, 2015
    #106
  7. "Why can't you get paracetamol in the jungle" ---- because the parrots eat them all
    Silken_thread, Mar 19, 2015
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  8. This thready is very punny.

    (I'm not good with puns. Sarcasm and dark humour are the areas I specialise in ;-; )
    synth_apparition, Mar 19, 2015
    #108
  9. Here is the best one I've got (not even sure if it qualifies, but here goes):

    If "womb" is pronounced "woom" and "tomb" is pronounced "toom" then shouldn't "bomb" be pronounced "boom"?
    ...
    ...
    I'm sorry.
    CadenMann, Mar 19, 2015
    #109
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  10. They post puns.
    SleepyPK, Mar 19, 2015
    #110
  11. R.I.P boiled water
    You are going to be Mist
    586, Mar 19, 2015
    #111
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  12. Uber_Corq, Mar 19, 2015
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  13. I'm just tired of all these half-baked puns.
    BurgerKnight, Mar 19, 2015
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  14. Yeah, bread puns are old. I think we should talk about soup instead. Bread is so stew-pid. ;)
    CadenMann, Mar 19, 2015
    #114
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  15. I feel you broth-a.
    BurgerKnight, Mar 19, 2015
    #115
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  16. Stirring up some new puns, are we?

    Edit: Do you stir soup/stew?
    PenguinDJ, Mar 19, 2015
    #116
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  17. No I believe you stew it up
    ChespinLover77, Mar 19, 2015
    #117
  18. It's stewpid to not get involved in these puns.
    PenguinDJ, Mar 19, 2015
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  19. The puns are pretty hot and steamy.
    BurgerKnight, Mar 19, 2015
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  20. ChespinLover77, Mar 19, 2015
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