The Pun Thread

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by emfs_ad, Mar 15, 2015.

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  1. I seem to be missing from this picture. I thought we were friends :(
    BurgerKnight, Mar 17, 2015
    #81
  2. It's alright, I'm just trying to get a rise out of you.
    BurgerKnight, Mar 17, 2015
    #82
  3. At yeast you're trying.
    Pab10S, Mar 17, 2015
    #83
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  4. Your SOOO funny, when i saw your puns, It killed me.
    BlitzAttack, Mar 17, 2015
    #84
  5. Matherox, Mar 17, 2015
    #85
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  6. Did you hear about the trees?
    They're the root of all my jokes.
    But I'll just leaf them alone.
    Wood you like another topic?
    I'll just branch off into another set of jokes.
    Cyberazaz101, Mar 17, 2015
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  7. That was a bit unclear, I'm going to kneed some elaboration.
    BurgerKnight, Mar 17, 2015
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  8. It's knead, but I'll give you an "A" for delivery.
    Pab10S, Mar 17, 2015
    #88
  9. Looks like these puns are your bread and butter.
    Celori, Mar 17, 2015
    #89
  10. I've sifted through most of the good ones. I might loaf a bit then grind a few more kernels out.
    Pab10S, Mar 18, 2015
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  11. obligatory
    jonions, Mar 18, 2015
    #91
  12. Ugh I'm so caught up in these puns I can't stop! I'm utterly hooked! But I mean seriously, they're just flippin' useless... And they're so bad, stars are just swimming in my eyes, it blue my mind that much. I can't think of anymore at the moment, so for now I shall have to say...

    Le Fin
    MrMazeRunner, Mar 18, 2015
    #92
  13. Born_ego (my friend) is really good at these. Probably only in Dutch, though.
    But I'm loving most of yours! :)
    607, Mar 18, 2015
    #93
  14. I haven't seen anything but English puns. What is a good one you remember?

    I Googled Dutch puns and came up with this one: Het toppunt van arrogantie is zeggen dat je op mij lijkt. I pasted it into a translator and got: Is the height of arrogance to say that you like me. I suppose they will need some explanation...
    Pab10S, Mar 18, 2015
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  15. Wow... I wouldn't call that a pun, and if it is, it's a terrible one xD
    But he doesn't remember puns out of context, he just makes them up on the spot, he's great at improvising.
    607, Mar 18, 2015
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  16. I was talking to this guy, and he was, all of a sudden, quoting Lord of the Rings. I was like, "Dude, that's not what we were Tolkien about".
    jaari, Mar 18, 2015
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  17. I once met Ray Bradbury at a Shadow Show and we started talking. It was the middle of August and it must have been at least Fahrenheit 451. I was ready to say Farewell Summer at this point. Anyways, he was talking on and on about a Medicine for Melancholy and how Death is a Loney Business. He was an Illustrated Man, that one, Now and Forever. Truly the Cat's Pajamas. We had been drinking Dandelion Wine but it was time to get going, so I took One More for the Road but ended up Driving Blind. Long story short, we formed a Graveyard for Lunatics, Quicker than the Eye.
    Celori, Mar 18, 2015
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  18. ChespinLover77, Mar 18, 2015
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  19. ChespinLover77, Mar 18, 2015
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  20. Don't you think the bread jokes are getting a bit stale?
    BurgerKnight, Mar 18, 2015
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