The Pun Thread

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by emfs_ad, Mar 15, 2015.

  1. I have a beef with you. I think I got a raw deal.
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  2. Did you hear about the man who dropped his milk? He tried to catch it, but he was too lait.
  3. French speakers will get it. <3
  4. Yeah. That kind of spoiled it for me though.
  5. He laid out his plans that hatched into an eggcellent idea but the porker failed to follow through... So sue we.
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  6. So I was doing my school work and I just had to do this XD
    http://imgur.com/z8HT4Of
    Also for my exit ticket I had to write one thing the teacher would want me to remember (probably about what we read) but I put "my name" XD
    (Couldnt get a pic teacher was watching XD)
  7. It's hard to see...
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  8. I lost it at "I can't strand it" xD

    Props to you my good sir!
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  9. image.jpg

    One I sent through snapchat :p (add me at conner_kavan33)
  10. This thread is still very relevant, so I shall post the best pun I have ever seen... on imgur.
  11. Broke a vase the other day, made a loud crashing sound.

    "SILENCE! I KILN YOU!"
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  12. So my teacher asked me to make a summary for a Tale of Two Cities. I spent a while figuring out how to best do it. So I tried various formats, chronological, importance of events, chronological events separated by characters... then I finally decided to write a single quote from the book to summarize. Long story short, I did it.
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  13. Do you know why Peter Pan flies all the time?
    He Neverlands. :D

    *awkward silence*

    Sorry.:oops:
  14. This pun is original (at least I think it is)

    What do you call a roll shaped like a drum?
    Drum-Roll please!
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  15. -_-
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  16. Teacher: "OK kids! Whoever answers my next question will get to go home early!"
    One kid throws his backpack out the window.
    Teacher: "Who did that!?!"
    Kid: "Me! I'm going home now."

    Seems legit.
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  17. \

    What is an alpaca?

    A furry llama.

    xD cracks me up all the time
  18. may i axe you a question my knifest friend?