Somethings a little fishy round here, are we back to fishing puns? Oh no. I'm hooked again, you caught me on that one. I think our puns are tying so far...
Ma pun list :3 How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path. How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it. How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb? She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment." What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall? "Dam". What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids. What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese. What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses. What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand? Quatro sinko. What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite. What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor? A pachydermatologist. What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A pool table. What is a zebra? 26 sizes larger than an "A" bra. What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic? Sanka. and what kind of lettuce? Iceberg. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck. What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? The taste. What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef.
Alright, that's it; I'm un-watching this thread. I don't like the way it's unraveling. I shouldn't have cotton invested in it when I first wound it. I've never really liked jokes of this silk. And now I can't strand it. It's not too lace to get out now, though. I know I won't yarn to see it again. I'm weaving.
At least he's not some puppet on a bunch of strings! WAKE UP, SHEEPLE! THE MAN PUT THE WOOL OVER OUR EYES! You're all sew in-vest-ed in your puns that you don't see the problem... The government's stealing the clothes right off our backs.
