Jelle68
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Jelle68

Revered Member, Male, from Any armchair will do.

Apparently I have been on the forums for seven years now... wow... Also: I'm back :-) Aug 27, 2019

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    1. Jelle68
      Apparently I have been on the forums for seven years now... wow... Also: I'm back :-)
      1. Elaeric
        Elaeric
        Welcome Back! Congrats on 7 years as well :-)
        Aug 27, 2019
      2. TomvanWijnen
        TomvanWijnen
        Congratulations and welcome back! :D
        Aug 27, 2019
      3. Joy_the_Miner
        Joy_the_Miner
        Awesome!
        Sep 1, 2019
    2. Jelle68
      Leaving for France tomorrow morning. I may or may not have internet at the places I'll be. If you need me for something: good luck :P
      1. Will_McNab and TomvanWijnen like this.
      2. TomvanWijnen
        TomvanWijnen
        Success in English is if you've already achieved something. :P For all non-Dutchies, he means "good luck". :P If you happen to need him for something, you can contact me too, I might be able to help. :)
        Aug 12, 2019
      3. Jelle68
        Jelle68
        I edited that... Now it's actually correct English... :P
        Aug 12, 2019
    3. Jelle68
      5000 Posts... That's quite something, isn't it? I'm also getting somewhat close to the 10 000 likes. I think that, instead of calling this a great acheavement, I should be realistic and see this as an indicator I should worry about my social life more.
      1. TomvanWijnen
        TomvanWijnen
        Congratulations! :D Be happy you're not as bad as I am (yet? :P)... ;) Though, wait, is that something I should be happy with..? :rolleyes:
        Aug 6, 2019
      2. 4thOfJurhy
        4thOfJurhy
        Yeaaaaah, I feel that
        Aug 6, 2019
      3. TomvanWijnen
        TomvanWijnen
        Rhydiculous it is. ;)
        Aug 6, 2019
    4. Jelle68
      The only thing humans are worse at than not killing eachother is predicting the future. We always expect utopia, where in fact we tend to get smarter ways to do the stupid stuff we have always been doing.
      1. Joy_the_Miner
        Joy_the_Miner
        I agree with that statement. I also enjoy how we used to think that "flying cars" would be the future, or how in the 50's (in America at least), they tried to predict what our lifestyles would be in the year 2000. Boy were they dead wrong. Such an interesting species humans are, yeah?
        Jul 17, 2019
    5. Jelle68
      Sience fact: Wheelchairs are bad for you: It turns out people who use them have a worse health on average.
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      2. TomvanWijnen
        TomvanWijnen
        It's a fact of which the realisation and wording of it is funny to some. :P
        Jun 29, 2019
      3. Jelle68
        Jelle68
        Well... Not really...
        It's a joke, where the joke lies in that correlation doesn't always mean causation. Indeed, People in wheelchairs have a worse health on average, but that is not because the wheelchair made them have that worse health, that is because if you have a bad health, there is a change you have to get a wheelchair.
        Explained the joke for you, now it's no longer funny :P
        Jun 30, 2019
      4. Jelle68
        Jelle68
        The context is that I am currently doing a course/module statistics at the universety of Amsterdam.
        Not as in: How to use the statistical methods, but as in: How to mathematically proof the statistical methods are true, even the very obscure ones.
        Jun 30, 2019
    6. Lukas3226
      Sorry, but not too sorry, for the random post. But I wanted to say I really like your and Tom's wool shop.
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      2. TomvanWijnen
        TomvanWijnen
        Thanks! :D I hooe we'll see some customers soon, as it's been really quiet unfortunately... We opened just around the time some random person appeared with infinite amounts of wool, sadly... I'm happy with my auction so far, though. :)
        Jun 12, 2019
    7. Jelle68
      I know, I make terrible science jokes, jet only periodically, and it won't take long before all the good chemistry ones argon, so those won't hertz you an-ohm-ore, if my jokes are too bad to fit in any category, protist. - My name is Bond, Ionic bond. Taken, not shared.
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      2. 4thOfJurhy
        4thOfJurhy
        i love you
        May 2, 2019
      3. The_Y0sh
        The_Y0sh
        My teacher threw some sodium chloride at me...
        That's a salt!
        May 2, 2019
      4. 4thOfJurhy
        4thOfJurhy
        Half of the teacher then underwent an oxidation reaction while the other half underwent a reduction reaction. It was a salt and battery.
        May 2, 2019
    8. Jelle68
      science fact: Birthdays are good for you: statistics show that people who have the most live the longest!
    9. Jelle68
      Mhm... So you drive on parkways and park on driveways? And you are telling me Dutch is a strange langue?
      1. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        I've never heard of a parkway, but yeah driveway is weird. Thankfully in the region of England I live in its called a 'spot' :P
        Apr 8, 2019
      2. TomvanWijnen
        TomvanWijnen
        Apr 8, 2019
      3. 4thOfJurhy
        4thOfJurhy
        You also cook bacon and bake cookies.
        May 2, 2019
    10. Jelle68
      Happy π day everyone :D Not celebrating it would be irrational :P
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      2. Jelle68
        Jelle68
        Anyone celabrating with π pie?
        Mar 14, 2019
      3. TomvanWijnen
        TomvanWijnen
        I celebrated it with Einstein pie. :D
        Mar 21, 2019
    11. Jelle68
      People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day...
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      2. FadedMartian
        FadedMartian
        everything is possible, kim possible
        Mar 3, 2019
    12. Jelle68
      9000 likes? That is quite a lot... It's not "over nine thousand" jet, but it's close...
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      2. ImperiumLegacy
        ImperiumLegacy
        my ex girlfriend was dutch and i comment in her pictures "zo mooi, zo knapp, zo lekker"... etc hahaha
        Feb 17, 2019
      3. ImperiumLegacy
        ImperiumLegacy
        but i personally don't know much about the language, my apologies !!
        Feb 17, 2019
      4. Jelle68
        Jelle68
        No problem :P
        Thanks everyone :P
        Feb 17, 2019
    13. Jelle68
      The Hague is a beautifull city :rolleyes:
      1. 607
        607
        Okay.
        Feb 8, 2019
      2. TomvanWijnen
        TomvanWijnen
        Curious what you meant with this. :P
        Feb 10, 2019
      3. 607
        607
        Nice!
        Feb 10, 2019
    14. Jelle68
      I'm having the weirdest internet issues lately... My computter tells me it has an accelent conection, five bars, but it doesn't seem to get faster than 8kbps, yes, kbps. I am trying all differnet sorts of stuff, and most of it works, for a while, untill it drops again...
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      3. FadedMartian
        FadedMartian
        ... 8 seems really low xD
        Jan 16, 2019
      4. TomvanWijnen
        TomvanWijnen
        Want another friend over to try? :P
        Jan 16, 2019
      5. 607
        607
        Woah, I hadn't had any issues all day, but when I opened your profile page my connection dropped. :P
        Anyway, I don't know what it could be, when it's different but the same per device and can be reset. Our issue ended up being the splitter, which wasn't useful anymore anyway as our phone also uses a digital signal.
        Jan 16, 2019
    15. Jelle68
      The paradoxical result of capitalism is someone, who has never been more satisfied about the world around them, sitting on top of their Maslow-pyramid, contently watching a society without a horizon, someone who is instantly saturated, and permanently insecure about the future.
      1. TomvanWijnen and AltPunisher like this.
      2. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        VIVA LA REVOLUTION
        Dec 17, 2018
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    17. Jelle68
      I got kicked out of the EMC buildteam for being too much of a perfectionist to be a good team member, and kicked out of the saphire buildteam (a official Mojang buildteam) for not being perfectionistic enough to be a good builder... The world is strange...
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      2. Jelle68
        Jelle68
        Feb 5, 2019
      3. TomvanWijnen
        TomvanWijnen
        I feel like I recognise that second picture (not sure though), is it like something IRL?
        Feb 5, 2019
      4. 607
        607
        That's insane. :o
        Feb 5, 2019
    18. Jelle68
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      2. Jelle68
        Jelle68
        (For anyone who has never studied quanrum phisics. That is the nature if QFT)
        Oct 22, 2018
      3. TomvanWijnen
        TomvanWijnen
        Oct 22, 2018
      4. Jelle68
        Jelle68
        -_-
        Oct 22, 2018
    19. Jelle68
      I'm leaving for Greece 3:40 AM in the morning tomorrow, and won't be back untill later the next week. In case you need me for anything: success :P
      1. Harp4Christ, Elite and TomvanWijnen like this.
      2. TomvanWijnen
        TomvanWijnen
        Have fun! :D
        Sep 30, 2018
      3. Elite
        Elite
        You have to order some yogurt /s

        Have fun 😊
        Sep 30, 2018
      4. Harp4Christ
        Harp4Christ
        Hope you have fun!
        Sep 30, 2018
    20. Jelle68
      A physicist sees a guy standing on the edge of a rooftop and shouts: "Don't do it, you have so much potential."
      1. ShyguytheGamer1
        ShyguytheGamer1
        stop it, get some help
        Sep 9, 2018
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