SoulPunisher
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SoulPunisher

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Turning 25 next month. Part of me wants to do that whole growing up thing a few people have told me to try out but part of me also really wants to buy an XSR700 for myself and go riding with my friends 😩 why is being an adult so hard Apr 12, 2025

    1. SoulPunisher
      Awoke to the news that a classmate of mine who I've known since I was 2 years old suffered a major stroke on Wednesday. 19 years old, just finished her first year of university and had just had her first holiday to Spain with her best friend two weeks ago. This isn't nice.
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      2. MoreMoople
        MoreMoople
        Aww, sorry to hear that :(
        Jun 22, 2019
    2. SoulPunisher
      "Time to meet my university peers and prove what a belter friend I could be so I've got a nice starting point when I go to university in September!" *makes joke about Brexit, which happened largely due to wanting to stop European immigration, to a Dutch girl*
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      3. Kephras
        Kephras
        Hah! The irony is, the joke I'm referencing is attributed to an English man.
        “There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch.”
        ― Michael Caine
        Jun 18, 2019
      4. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        I'm more Welsh than I am English and am also (well, application isn't done yet but unless Ireland wants to start a diplomatic incident over me and restart a civil war, I as good as have it) an Irish citizen... I assume the Dutch appreciate both cultures more than English football hooligans you people are used to? :P
        Jun 18, 2019
      5. TomvanWijnen
        TomvanWijnen
        Yes we appreciate English football holigans very much... :rolleyes: Let's just be realistic and realise that all over the world many people sre way too nationalistic. :P
        Jun 19, 2019
    3. SoulPunisher
      This user[name] was last seen on December 31st, 2016.
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      2. mba2012
        mba2012
        rip
        Jun 16, 2019
      3. 607
        607
        Just the name, okay.
        Jun 17, 2019
      4. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        My appeals get ignored unfortunately.
        Jun 17, 2019
    4. SoulPunisher
      PLEASE ONLY PM AIKAR FOR TECHNICAL ISSUES (BUGS) OR PAYMENT/SUPPORTER ISSUES. IF YOU HAVE PROBLEMS WITH PLAYERS, PLEASE PM MODERATORS OR SR. STAFF PM ANY SUPPORTER VOUCHER RELATED THINGS TO KRYSYY
    5. SoulPunisher
      The Prince of Whales
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    6. OhMiku
      i called thatcher a babe today in my history class, just thought you should know
      1. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        This triggers me
        Jun 13, 2019
      2. OhMiku
        OhMiku
        if it makes you feel worse, i continued this line of reasoning by calling theresa may a fashion idol today
        Jun 13, 2019
      3. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        That's fair enough to be honest, she's had some pretty good dress sense during her time as PM, like those leopard print shoes and the big oversized dress pants
        Jun 13, 2019
    7. SoulPunisher
      I got out of bed to answer the door and accidentally slammed my foot down the side of my bed. Heard a click out of every single one of my toes AND OW OH MY GOD THE PAIN hurts
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      2. Krysyy
        Krysyy
        Just reading this makes my foot hurt
        Jun 12, 2019
    8. SoulPunisher
      Lost a family member in a car crash yesterday. We went to the same school for a few years but weren't close. He was studying animation at university. Went over the speed limit on a rainy day and totalled his car. Don't drive like idiots kids x
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      3. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        Oh yeah I'm fine, it was just a surreal thing because my uncle and grandmother were still close to that side of the family, I saw him in school on occasion before he left, and he died a 60 second drive up from my house because he was speeding while there was a hurricane here (don't do that). I appreciate the well wishes though, will mentally pass those on to the family that need them.
        Jun 9, 2019
      4. Silken_thread
        Silken_thread
        Sorry to hear your dad news, thoughts
        Jun 10, 2019
      5. Krysyy
        Krysyy
        My sis had a wreck last week and thankfully wasn't hurt badly. Sorry for your loss.
        Jun 10, 2019
    9. SoulPunisher
      What's your favourite place to visit on Mars? Mine is the Moon.
      1. luckycordel and Lukas3226 like this.
      2. luckycordel
        luckycordel
        Yep I to would want to visit Phobos. Somethings odd about that little moon.
        Jun 8, 2019
      3. ShyguytheGamer1
        ShyguytheGamer1
        My favorite thing about Mars is Twix
        Jun 8, 2019
      4. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        Maltesers are better
        Jun 8, 2019
    10. SoulPunisher
      I'm going to church for the first time in like 8 years tomorrow lol neato
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      3. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        Surprisingly, God never smited my atheist self. I think I caught him on a good day, or he wasn't watching the church in the first place.
        Jun 8, 2019
      4. Warlord678
        Warlord678
        I'm an agnostic.
        I'm keeping God guessing.
        Jun 10, 2019
    11. Joy_the_Miner
      Super mysterious. lol
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    12. TomvanWijnen
      (I'm not sure how online you still are, but please do read my recent (not very long) reply to your post. Please let me know if you'd like me to PM it you instead. :) Feel free to delete this message after its intended goal has been achieved.)
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      2. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        I read this in the voice of like, the stereotypical "leave a message after the tone *beep*" woman.

        I'm very online! I stuck around on this website after I was banned on my main for a reason and that reason was not to sit there in the controversial section all the time :P
        Jun 4, 2019
      3. TomvanWijnen
        TomvanWijnen
        Hahahaha, nice. :P (I left another reply) The reason for this message was that you said that you had asked for your access to the controversial section to be revoked and hoped that it'd be gone by the rise of the sun, so if you wouldn't have been online you wouldn't have been able to see it. :)
        Jun 5, 2019
    13. Kaddrii
      ? profile ?
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      2. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        I'm, like, super mysterious now and stuff.
        Jun 4, 2019
    14. SoulPunisher
      A year ago if you'd told me Liverpool would've beaten Tottenham Hotspurs 2-0 I wouldn't have believed you
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      3. ElfinPineapple
        ElfinPineapple
        A year ago if you told me Tottenham would've been in the Champions League final I wouldn't have believed you.
        Jun 1, 2019
      4. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        Wait

        *A year ago, while I was buzzing on the high of the talent Tottenham players showed in the World Cup, if you'd have told me Liverpool would have beaten them 2-0 in the Champion's League final, I wouldn't have believed you
        Jun 2, 2019
      5. _REMOVED_87055
        _REMOVED_87055
        bUt PrEm > WoRlD cUp
        Jun 3, 2019
    15. nfell2009
      hi im baefell
      1. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        hi you're baefell
        May 31, 2019
      2. nfell2009
        nfell2009
        i like poppy
        May 31, 2019
      3. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        i like poppy
        May 31, 2019
    16. SoulPunisher
      insert status that defends genocide here
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      2. Warlord678
        Warlord678
        They want to make Korea subservient. They want to take revenge for Nanjing. They want to rule the World. They arrogantly believe that China is the best nation ever, and that they are at the center of the World (metaphorically). Zhonggou means "Middle Nation". They believe that.
        May 30, 2019
      3. Warlord678
        Warlord678
        I don't believe for a moment that these people are going to play nice. I believe they're going to be no better than the United States.
        They're going to ruin World Peace because of their arrogance and hate.
        And then what?
        May 30, 2019
      4. Warlord678
        Warlord678
        They're gonna find themselves at the exact same place US was, so long ago. Just as they once felled the Anglosphere, the Sinosphere will come down. Just as they once were strong, and US weak, their challenger (INDIA) is now strong, and they weak.

        And China is not going down quietly, not if the Nationalists have anything to say about it.
        May 30, 2019
    17. SoulPunisher
      Low IQ individual > Low IQ idiot
      1. PetezzaDawg
        PetezzaDawg
        Hey Patrick, what am I now?
        May 29, 2019
      2. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        Uhhh stupid?
        May 29, 2019
      3. PetezzaDawg
        PetezzaDawg
        No I'm Texas!
        May 29, 2019
    18. SoulPunisher
      why has every chocolate I've ever eaten from Germany been full of hazelnuts
    19. Jakres
      foreign trade minister no wants to go outside eesti or otherwise only eesti keel
      (PM is taking her place in G20)
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      2. Jakres
        Jakres
        didn't mention her role also includes being IT minister.
        May 27, 2019
      3. Jakres
        Jakres
        she just used lennart meri to justify her reason to only use eesti ke- ohoo someone dropped video tapes of him talking not-eesti keel to other people whoopsie doosie
        Jun 11, 2019
      4. Jakres
        Jakres
        she has dignity to resign for lying tho
        Oct 23, 2019
    20. SoulPunisher
      June is the end of May.
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      3. TomvanWijnen
        TomvanWijnen
        My friend is likely going to do a Mayor in English, so I'll just ask him instead. :D
        May 24, 2019
      4. PetezzaDawg
        PetezzaDawg
        May I suggest to you that these puns are trash
        May 24, 2019
      5. TomvanWijnen
        TomvanWijnen
        I must inform you that, to my disMay, you May not. :D
        May 24, 2019
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