AltPunisher
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when ya girl beats you at uno 3 times in a row but it's ok because you're actually inebriated on 12 beers so you didn't have a shot anyway and you like seeing her happy that she kicked ur butt May 26, 2018 at 6:35 PM

    1. AltPunisher
      when ya girl beats you at uno 3 times in a row but it's ok because you're actually inebriated on 12 beers so you didn't have a shot anyway and you like seeing her happy that she kicked ur butt
      1. FadedMartian likes this.
      2. FadedMartian
        May 26, 2018 at 7:51 PM
    2. AltPunisher
      What an awful night for Liverpool smh my life sucks rn
      1. FadedMartian likes this.
      2. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        ramos is scum
        May 26, 2018 at 5:41 PM
      3. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        karius needs to never step into a net again
        May 26, 2018 at 5:42 PM
      4. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        my dog can do better than karius in goal
        May 26, 2018 at 5:43 PM
    3. AltPunisher
      IF THIS STATUS GETS 0 LIKES I AM GOING TO LITERALLY DRINK SOME WATER!!!!!!!!!1!1!!!!
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      2. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        That's fine. I'm drinking beer while watching the Liverpool match instead. Waaaay better
        May 26, 2018 at 1:20 PM
      3. PhoenixAffinity
        PhoenixAffinity
        Goddangit you guys, you have have not given it likes cause now their not gonna drink water.
        May 26, 2018 at 2:28 PM
      4. FadedMartian
        May 26, 2018 at 3:25 PM
    4. AltPunisher
      Congratulations Ireland! :)
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    5. AltPunisher
      It was on May 26th, 2018, that I decided to write the lyrics to an entire sixteen track album, despite having only basic guitar skills, no vocal skills whatsoever, and no way of actually turning them into actual songs. But who cares, I have way too much free time.
      1. Extendingskys likes this.
      2. Extendingskys
        Extendingskys
        I randomly decided one day that I wanted to build steel armor for a cosplay, with no experience in metalworking whatsoever. Now I'm a blacksmith and have a garage full of tools and a full forge out back. Follow your impulses, sometimes they lead you great places :)
        May 25, 2018 at 11:57 PM
    6. AltPunisher
      tfw you wanna read the LA times and the Daily News but they're now blocked in Europe
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      3. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        Yep. They're outright refusing to comply with GDPR rules so they're blocking us to not deal with the EU fines. Google and Facebook have just changed their privacy policies and nothing else, and within the past 18 hours they've been hit with almost $9 billion in lawsuits arguing they're violating the law. Should they be found guilty they get 4% of their revenue taken.
        May 25, 2018 at 1:03 PM
      4. mba2012
        mba2012
        This profile hasn't updated its privacy policy. That's unacceptable
        May 26, 2018 at 8:14 AM
      5. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        I guess I'm blocked from my own profile now huh
        May 26, 2018 at 1:29 PM
    7. AltPunisher
      Mental that the Manchester attack happened a year ago now. Seems like yesterday I was calling my friends in the morning to check if they were okay and sweating bullets, and praying for a family friend to make it. I'm really proud of that city. ❀️🐝
    8. AltPunisher
      Is it true that 'dilly' means something nice in America? It means something... well, nice in other ways and also 'to trick' over here and I've seen an American beer advert on the telly that uses it and I'm really confused.
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      3. SliceOfRhyBread
        SliceOfRhyBread
        It means literally nothing.
        May 22, 2018 at 7:02 PM
      4. JesusPower2
        JesusPower2
        It's not a pickle?
        May 22, 2018 at 7:58 PM
      5. SliceOfRhyBread
        SliceOfRhyBread
        Nah, that's dill :p
        May 22, 2018 at 8:12 PM
    9. 607
      It's hot over in Britain, I saw?
      Also, now I'm following two of your accounts, hm... I want to be following this one, but I also want to keep following your old one. :P
      1. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        Very hot, especially for this time of the year (normally we'd only be hitting 15 degrees at this point, now we're suddenly hitting 20+ everyday). I'm so brown that I'm now the same shade of skin as my half Spanish dad and half Spanish grandmother :P

        Yeeah you should keep following both. I'll be using this one until/if I can get the other back.
        May 22, 2018 at 2:06 PM
    10. AltPunisher
      Stuck in the uncomfortable position of wanting to study abroad starting in 2019 but also not being ready to rip up my life in the UK at 18. Crap.
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      2. mba2012
        mba2012
        Munich hopefully
        May 22, 2018 at 7:20 AM
      3. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        same if my plan for freiburg or Stuttgart or Karlsruhe doesn't work out
        May 22, 2018 at 7:38 AM
      4. 607
        607
        It'd be nice if it does work out, I think. I'm usually not a fan of such plans, but you moving to Germany I think could really have quite a good influence - on you. Your family is something to consider, though; and I cannot consider your family.
        May 22, 2018 at 2:02 PM
    11. AltPunisher
      Benedict Cumberbatch is the Benedictest of Cumberbatches xD :3 uWu
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      2. mba2012
        mba2012
        you're gonna get yourself banned at this rate
        May 21, 2018 at 7:30 AM
      3. THE_OP_VILLAGER
        THE_OP_VILLAGER
        He’s very strange
        May 21, 2018 at 8:20 AM
      4. THE_OP_VILLAGER
    12. AltPunisher
      The pollen is so bad today. It's 10am and I've already got a nosebleed and itchy skin and I don't think I can go into school. Send help.
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      2. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        srry I forgot nosebleeds were a French thing and I'm a cultural appropriator now

        (I'd love to say the itchy skin thing but that's gonna offend someone lol)
        May 21, 2018 at 5:34 AM
      3. mba2012
        mba2012
        go for it lol
        May 21, 2018 at 5:36 AM
      4. AltPunisher
        May 21, 2018 at 5:42 AM
    13. AltPunisher
      hey its my last week of school ever this week thats scary
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      3. PeculiarPotato
        PeculiarPotato
        I have that day coming up in.... 368 days :p
        May 20, 2018
      4. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        I'm dreading the last day, to be honest. It's guaranteed to be surreal for me and it's been a fun chapter of my life, particularly the past two years/all of college, and I kinda don't want it to end. I had it at the end of Year 11 too but that was also the moment I realised "yeah I'm probably coming back here for Sixth Form in two months anyway nvm", so it wasn't as bad :P
        May 20, 2018
      5. mba2012
        mba2012
        See I didn't feel all that much lol
        May 21, 2018 at 2:34 AM
    14. AltPunisher
      I just had my first driving lesson. I drove a car. IT WAS SO FUN I WANNA GO AGAIN
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      3. FadedMartian
        FadedMartian
        There are manuals in America too.. lol Ive driven one myself. @607
        May 21, 2018 at 6:57 PM
      4. 607
        607
        I know, haha. :P I just said "In America there are many automatics", and that's true. In the Netherlands I've never seen one. Surely they must be around too, but in the Netherlands and the UK they seem to be quite rare. While I've heard that in the United States, there are more automatics than manuals.
        May 22, 2018 at 4:58 AM
      5. FadedMartian
        FadedMartian
        Ahhh okay :P
        May 22, 2018 at 5:04 AM
    15. AltPunisher
      The absolute state of that American preacher at the royal wedding lol, glad everyone in the room looked like they were desperately trying not to laugh him out of there.
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      3. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        This weird dude who made the Queen grimace, Prince Harry try to hold in a laugh, and Duchess Camilla physically cringe. https://youtu.be/OhV0PL49d3Y
        May 20, 2018
      4. 607
        607
        That's beautiful!! Thanks. :)
        It's really nice how Americans can say little of actual meaning while still being extremely enthusiastic and inspirational. :) (I mean, consider what he said in those 13 minutes... he could've done it in 2)
        May 20, 2018
      5. _Bunni__
        _Bunni__
        He rly could have but again- thats how most african american preachers are 😝 he wasnt being weird lol just doing what he knows. If they wanted a more orthodox speaker they would have gotten one :P
        May 20, 2018
    16. AltPunisher
      I think I had a revelation today that turned me vegetarian and I'm not liking it
      1. mba2012
        mba2012
        this is bad
        May 18, 2018
      2. FadedMartian
        FadedMartian
        go eat a sausage pizza... you will like it and change your mind
        May 18, 2018
    17. AltPunisher
      I can't wait for the royal wedding so the monarchists and news outlets can finally shut up.
      1. TomvanWijnen likes this.
      2. ShelLuser
        ShelLuser
        Ha ha ha ha, so much this :) one of the reasons I don't watch TV all that often :)
        May 21, 2018 at 10:40 AM
      3. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        I don't watch TV at all. I get push notifications on my phone from the BBC and Google Home fills my search dashboard with Daily Mail and The Express (far-right nationalistic nutjob newspapers) articles expressing their undying love and support for the royal family and all five-hundred of the ways I might be interested in watching the wedding.
        May 23, 2018 at 2:33 PM
      4. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        I thought with all the data collection Google does, they would have surmised I'm a republican and also not really all that interested in the details of celebrity lives by now. I don't even like the weddings I've had to attend in real life, nevermind two stranger's. I guess the algorithm isn't as smart as I first thought.
        May 23, 2018 at 2:35 PM
    18. AltPunisher
      I'm moving to Sheffield purely for their new Green Party mayor.
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      2. mba2012
        mba2012
        wow
        May 17, 2018
    19. AltPunisher
      Imagine defending a country that colonises Palestinian land, sieges Palestinian cities, gasses their children and shoots their doctors and journalists with snipers, and making out that they're the bad guys for reacting to it.
      1. ESSELEM and mba2012 like this.
    20. mba2012
      um follow me pls
      1. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        um done thx
        May 10, 2018
      2. mba2012
        mba2012
        like
        May 10, 2018
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