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June is the end of May. May 24, 2019 at 8:12 AM

    1. AltPunisher
      June is the end of May.
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      3. TomvanWijnen
        TomvanWijnen
        My friend is likely going to do a Mayor in English, so I'll just ask him instead. :D
        May 24, 2019 at 11:55 AM
      4. PetezzaDawg
        PetezzaDawg
        May I suggest to you that these puns are trash
        May 24, 2019 at 12:28 PM
      5. TomvanWijnen
        TomvanWijnen
        I must inform you that, to my disMay, you May not. :D
        May 24, 2019 at 12:48 PM
    2. PetezzaDawg
      Am I right to assume that Brexit made voting for an MEP kind of weird?
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      2. PetezzaDawg
        PetezzaDawg
        To be honest I feel like it's not just the US that suffers from a system where voting for smaller candidates is political suicide. I don't see the point in bothering to vote when no one will vote for any of the alternatives.
        May 23, 2019 at 2:41 PM
      3. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        You get people to vote for the alternatives by voting for them when others don't. Eventually there's enough people to force a change. The one amazing thing we're seeing from Brexit here is the complete demolition of the two party system - in fact the Conservatives are about to have their worst ever election result.
        May 23, 2019 at 7:10 PM
      4. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        Its positive media buzz and voting for parties that want to break the two party monopoly that you make this change, and voting is the only you'll do that. If you don't like any parties, spoil the ballot. There's never any reason to not vote.
        May 23, 2019 at 7:11 PM
    3. AltPunisher
      I just voted for the first time ever. I'm quite surprised at how quick, how in-and-out, it is.
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      2. Warlord678
        Warlord678
        Oh ho ho!
        May 23, 2019 at 10:10 AM
      3. PetezzaDawg
        PetezzaDawg
        You know I used to be excited to vote when I was younger but now that I'm learning more and more about politics I realise that my vote doesn't matter at least in my country, all the candidates are trash and people are still voting in the parties that have made it blatantly clear they're there to represent corporations and not us.
        May 23, 2019 at 11:14 AM
      4. 607
        607
        Good. It's so in the Netherlands, too.
        May 23, 2019 at 12:18 PM
    4. AltPunisher
      If you live in the UK or The Netherlands, get out and vote today! (the rest of Europe is awkward and each country has theirs sometime over the next three days sorry can't help you lot) :-)
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    5. AltPunisher
      Wireless headphones are really great when you're clumsy like me and now no longer have to worry about getting the wire caught on various objects or standing up with your phone on the table and walking away
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      3. Sadie_Dragon
        Sadie_Dragon
        I've pulled this mistake a thousand times in art at school.... Every time I'd need another color... (We were allowed to have our phones face up on the table with music and ref pics)
        May 22, 2019 at 9:29 PM
      4. 607
        607
        $80-$100? Woah. My wired earbuds are €16.
        May 23, 2019 at 12:19 PM
      5. ItsMeWolffpack
        ItsMeWolffpack
        I've also bought 5 or six pairs XD I've ran a couple miles with a pair of Airpods and neither fell out.
        May 23, 2019 at 12:28 PM
    6. AltPunisher
      "It's all fun and games... until it's not fun and games." - Jake Paul, ending bullying, 2019.
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      2. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        wait what was staged

        Jake Paul calling a comedian a cyberbully for making jokes about him, calling the comedian a 'wannabe comedian' but then genuinely calling him a funny guy 3 seconds later, and then saying the comedian is mentally ill is something that Jake Paul would actually do lol
        May 21, 2019 at 10:21 PM
      3. Otus_NigRum
        Otus_NigRum
        look at the video when jake paul confronts him. Cody's friend asks "is he coming to the party?" then you can clearly hear him say "bro remember the lines, say no he's not coming" and then jake paul says "no."
        May 21, 2019 at 10:23 PM
      4. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        Ehh the podcaster was telling him to 'just say no' as a set up for a joke, and yeah he says on the podcast that he set it up as a joke and even says that if Jake actually tries to start drama he'll kick his ass
        May 21, 2019 at 10:34 PM
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    8. AltPunisher
      I'm voting for the first time this week. I'm so excited.
      1. TomvanWijnen
        TomvanWijnen
        Oh yes me too. :D And yet I don't even know what we're voting for, yay world. :P
        May 19, 2019 at 12:00 PM
      2. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        I don't know what you mainlanders have but I'm voting for a party that wants to engage with the EU and use it as a weapon against climate change :P
        May 19, 2019 at 1:01 PM
      3. TomvanWijnen
        TomvanWijnen
        Sounds good. :D Going to look into it a bit more after my exams in 2 days. :)
        May 19, 2019 at 1:02 PM
    9. AltPunisher
      Hatari and Madonna are my favourite Eurovision performance. Solely for unexpectedly holding up the flag of Palestine while Israel is hosting the contest.
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      3. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        I agree. The situation between the two nations is complicated and cannot be reversed. Palestine will never get that land back but the two countries should be finding a way forward together. That's going to take until long after I'm dead and buried with the way things are now, but a two-state solution requires unity, which the people calling for that often fail to fully comprehend.
        May 18, 2019 at 8:35 PM
      4. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        On top of that, Eurovision was set up to bring Europe together after the war and laugh together at, understand one another, and be a fun thing Europeans are able to talk about together. It's about unity and stuff and that message fits right in and isn't some aggressive IRL **itpost.
        May 18, 2019 at 8:37 PM
      5. Otus_NigRum
        Otus_NigRum
        Even though both Palestine and Israel have caused atrocities to each other, it won't stop until they unite. I don't know how they will, but it's going to take more than Hatari and Madonna, unfortunately.
        May 18, 2019 at 8:43 PM
    10. AltPunisher
      see you flexing that's a big pie, when I pull up I give that girl my pie, and you know that imma get pie, yeah yeah
    11. AltPunisher
      I've got a 'short phone interview' for a part time job in a shop in eleven hours and good lord I need this but I've got no idea what to expect lol
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      2. MoreMoople
        MoreMoople
        Good luck! :)
        May 12, 2019
      3. TomvanWijnen
        TomvanWijnen
        Good luck! :D
        May 13, 2019
    12. AltPunisher
      It's 14 degrees outside and I am positively sweating and tanning.
      1. Otus_NigRum
        Otus_NigRum
        You British people... I guess the jokes about Brits not being able to stand the heat are true. *Texas heat and Canadian Cold intensify*
        May 12, 2019
      2. Otus_NigRum
        Otus_NigRum
        (I know you're Welsh, but everyone just bundles you up with the Brits anyway)
        May 12, 2019
      3. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        To be fair the humidity is through the roof here and I live by the sea which is also quite warm recently.
        May 12, 2019
    13. AltPunisher
      "I'm popular and no one's ever heard of you 👶" 🅱️en 🆘hapir🅾️
      1. ShyguytheGamer1
        ShyguytheGamer1
        Hawt boi Shen Bapiro here
        May 10, 2019
      2. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        Andrew Neil was way hotter than Ben tbh, it breaks my heart to say 😩

        And I say that as someone who doesn't like or agree with Neil on anything.
        May 10, 2019
      3. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        I was really looking forward to some EPIC destruction with FACTS and LOGIC but all I got was Shapiro crying about how his losing the argument was unfair. :(
        May 10, 2019
    14. AltPunisher
      I've made it to my 19th year on the planet heckin yes fellas
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      3. mba2012
        mba2012
        happy birthday!
        May 9, 2019
      4. TomvanWijnen
        TomvanWijnen
        Happy birthday! :D
        May 10, 2019
      5. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        Thanks bois
        May 10, 2019
    15. AltPunisher
      In September, I will live a 5 minute drive away from the town of Llanfair­pwllgwyngyll­gogery­chwyrn­drobwll­llan­tysilio­gogo­goch and I can't wait.
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      2. mba2012
        mba2012
        I hope you can pronounce that
        May 8, 2019
      3. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        Clan-vire-pucl-gwin-gicl-gare-uch-win-drawb-ucl-clan-t-silio-go-go-gock
        May 8, 2019
      4. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        i missed a few words oops

        Can speak some Welsh anyway and will have to learn more to get around in the uni and talk to people so I'm probably alright :P
        May 8, 2019
    16. AltPunisher
      I just got my first ever Fortnite battle royale and i was genuinely breaking a sweat in the final 1v3. I've done my family proud today. If I die tonight I can rest easy, knowing that I have the Season 8 victory royale glider at last. Honestly chuffed to absolute bits lol
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      3. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        I got up to Tier 71 and completed 7/10 weeks. The last 4 weeks are on 85%/one more challenge but I can't be bothered and also my WiFi crapped out today so r.i.p

        Ember skin is fire tho and I don't really care about Master Key or Luxe so it's okay
        May 8, 2019
      4. PetezzaDawg
        PetezzaDawg
        I just wanted the secret skin it's actually good this season, but I guess we can't always have what we want lol
        May 8, 2019
      5. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        Honestly I only play as Ruin now, he glows in the dark and everything, that skin sicc
        May 8, 2019
    17. AltPunisher
      Everyone dab to annoy Stormzy
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      2. The_Y0sh
        The_Y0sh
        Drugs Are Bad?
        May 7, 2019
      3. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        a common saying but not the official motto
        May 7, 2019
      4. PetezzaDawg
        PetezzaDawg
        Nah man drill is a UK export that’s infecting Ireland aswell now, trap is what you’re thinking of
        May 8, 2019
    18. AltPunisher
      Congratulations to the irrelevant Prince of an irrelevant and disgusting monarchy, and that one American woman he married, for their new even more irrelevant Prince they made together!
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      2. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        Either revert it to pre-1245 self or let it collapse to revolution smh
        May 6, 2019
      3. Warlord678
        Warlord678
        Alty, they're people.
        May 7, 2019
      4. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        I congratulate them as people. Really, I do. I just cannot stand the press and Tory toff frenzy over it (they're quite conflicted because Meghan is black and they don't like her but get all excited anyway). On top of that Harry would be irrelevant without the institution of the monarchy elevating him to higher status and I oppose its existence so... don't care.
        May 7, 2019
    19. AltPunisher
      im going to do a history thread about Fortnite
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      2. PetezzaDawg
        PetezzaDawg
        This is Thor god of thunder, if you don't watch your mouth I'll fly over to your house with my hammer and kick your butt
        May 5, 2019
      3. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        burn it with fire just like Tilted

        "THOR THIS GUY JUST CALLED ME A D******D AGAIN"
        May 5, 2019
      4. PetezzaDawg
        PetezzaDawg
        rip tilted and retail
        May 5, 2019
    20. AltPunisher
      In The Sims 3, a sim can be so pathetic and so much of a failure that when they are killed, death refuses to take them until they die of old age. Sometimes, I feel like that sim. Other times, I am that sim.
      1. 607
        607
        Huh, interesting.
        May 5, 2019
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