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how do the caffeine work on ur brain Jan 21, 2019 at 11:17 AM

    1. AltPunisher
      how do the caffeine work on ur brain
      1. Warlord678
        Warlord678
        It's a drug.
        Binds to your brain receptors.
        Jan 21, 2019 at 6:11 PM
    2. AltPunisher
      You wouldn't steal a car, you wouldn't kill baby Hitler
      1. ShyguytheGamer1
        ShyguytheGamer1
        Okay, now this is epic
        Jan 18, 2019 at 7:32 PM
      2. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        🅱️en 🅱️ha🅱️iro
        Jan 19, 2019 at 12:20 AM
    3. AltPunisher
      I just finished Slaughterhouse 5 by Kurt Vonnegut. No idea why I've never read it before. I think it's something that everyone should read.
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    4. AltPunisher
      Theresa May, the UK's Prime Minister, just had her Brexit deal she negotiated rejected by parliament in the largest government defeat in British history. Jeremy Corbyn just called a vote of no confidence in her and her government. We are only two weeks into 2019 this is amazing
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      2. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        By 19 votes, 18 if she allowed the Labour MP giving birth to have a proxy vote. Now she's back to backstabbing parliament and Labour are giving excuses to not honour their promise of supporting a second referendum like they said they would if they exhausted their options to force an election.
        Jan 16, 2019 at 8:01 PM
      3. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        The United Kingdom is ran by people indescribably unintelligent, self-centred, babbling sock puppets.
        Jan 16, 2019 at 8:02 PM
      4. wafflecoffee
        wafflecoffee
        ^ Also the US but worse lol
        Jan 18, 2019 at 7:54 PM
    5. AltPunisher
      I just had the coolest dream in a 1 hour long nap. I'm gonna write a short story about it.
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    6. AltPunisher
      The Country Formerly Known As Macedonia
      1. mba2012
        mba2012
        is that its official name now?
        Jan 12, 2019
      2. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        I wish, they only put a 'North' in front of it :(
        Jan 12, 2019
      3. TomvanWijnen
        Jan 13, 2019
    7. AltPunisher
      Can someone unplug me from the news please I want to be as detached as Keith from down the pub and not worry about a million and one things out of my control
      1. FadedMartian likes this.
      2. TomvanWijnen
        TomvanWijnen
        Genuinely a good idea I'd say. I don't watch, read, or listen to any news. If it's really important, people will tell me about it. Else, meh why bother. Sure, I might miss some things, but is that slight negative really so significant compared to all positives?
        Jan 8, 2019
      3. Warlord678
        Warlord678
        The news is negative because people crave negativity.
        Jan 13, 2019
      4. TomvanWijnen
        TomvanWijnen
        Exactly. Negative stories get read and shared more, meaning their demand is high, so there will be more and more negative news.
        Jan 14, 2019
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      2. TomvanWijnen
        TomvanWijnen
        That is quite stunning.
        Jan 6, 2019
      3. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        the future truly is now
        Jan 6, 2019
      4. PeculiarPotato
        PeculiarPotato
        now all i need is the money for one
        Jan 6, 2019
    8. AltPunisher
      "We'll still have some food after Brexit. The UK imports 70% of its food at this time of year and we'll lose it all, but at least we won't starve." - Prominent Brexit Supporter, 2019
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      2. TomvanWijnen
        TomvanWijnen
        Fun fact: much of that inhabted land is really flat too. :P
        Jan 6, 2019
      3. Otus_NigRum
        Otus_NigRum
        not most of it...
        Jan 6, 2019
      4. Warlord678
        Warlord678
        "Means to invade and rule"
        Jan 6, 2019
    9. Warlord678
      "Attacking with physical blows? How crude and ineffective. I prefer honesty, whenever possible".
      I felt like sharing this.
    10. AltPunisher
      My sister was talking loudly on the phone at 4am. I told her to be quiet. She said "I will, sorry". She didn't stop until 6am and now I've slept from then until 3pm. Annoying.
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      3. TomvanWijnen
        TomvanWijnen
        Whaaaa, how you do do that? :P In my entire life, I haven't called for that long, probably. :P
        Jan 4, 2019
      4. Warlord678
        Warlord678
        Get your hands on a Nerf Gun.
        Jan 4, 2019
      5. TomvanWijnen
        TomvanWijnen
        I just realised I wrote "how you do do that". My brain worked. :P Meant "how do you do that". :P
        Jan 5, 2019
    11. Warlord678
      Don't be so cynical, there's always hope for the future!
      Try HATRED!
      It works great at fostering an attitude of not giving up, and it gets you places! Hope for a better future!*
      *Side effects may include: Self-Destructive behaviors, Anger, Mental Instability, and Dependence.
      This advertisement was paid for by Hate Inc.
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      2. Warlord678
        Warlord678
        Wait, if you have "dependence", what are you dependent on?
        Jan 4, 2019
      3. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        Does a girl/other person count?
        Jan 4, 2019
      4. Warlord678
        Jan 4, 2019
    12. AltPunisher
      The British Army have just launched a recruitment drive at young people in the UK. The campaign insults them, calling them self-centred, snowflakes, addicts, and zombies. 2019 is so funny already and we haven't even hit maximum Brexit yet.
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      2. Gawadrolt
        Gawadrolt
        when patriotic bootlickers do anything, this is kinda the result *shrugs*
        Jan 3, 2019
      3. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        Not the worst they've done. Voting this country into economic suicide and electing a woman who wants to be a dictator so much she's probably the most hated head of government since King Charles II takes the cake for now.
        Jan 3, 2019
      4. Warlord678
        Warlord678
        great Britain broken, pls fix
        Jan 3, 2019
    13. AltPunisher
      tfw your name is Piers Morgan and you hack dead girl's mobile phones but the problem with the world is the all new tasty schmasty vegan sausage roll by Gregg's
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      3. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        In 2002, Milly Dowler, a thirteen year old girl, went missing and was found murdered. Piers Morgan was the editor of the Daily Mirror when it got implicated in the hacking of her phone (alongside a bunch of soldier's phones, members of the Royal Family, and a few politicians) - as well as police bribery etc. He joked about it, said he didn't do it.
        Jan 2, 2019
      4. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        In 2012, the Leveson Inquiry said he did, but by point that he'd ran away to CNN in the US and Leveson Inquiry was cancelled by the British government. In 2019, the British bakery chain Gregg's announced their new vegan sausage roll. Piers Morgan is accusing them of being politically correct snowflakes and has called himself the leader of 'the resistance'.
        Jan 2, 2019
      5. AccessDatabase
        AccessDatabase
        understandable have a great day
        Jan 2, 2019
    14. AltPunisher
      Destroying the Amazon to own the libs
      1. Warlord678
        Warlord678
        They dare play dice with Humanity.
        Jan 2, 2019
    15. AltPunisher
      Told a girl I loved her in March and she seems to like saying it back a lot, graduated from high school with good grades, got accepted into two universities, met two of the internet friends I met on this website 6 years ago IRL, got a job got sacked (nice!). 2018 was good to me.
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      3. mba2012
        mba2012
        I’m still confused about the girl thing tbh
        Dec 31, 2018
      4. ShyguytheGamer1
        ShyguytheGamer1
        I'll rephrase, the ENTIRE FAM is moving out. My bad.
        Dec 31, 2018
      5. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        Girl thing is more complicated than I'd ever wish for but yk whatever

        Why's the entire family moving out
        Dec 31, 2018
    16. AltPunisher
      So yesterday marked the one year anniversary of the banning of my main account. I didn't understand the reasoning behind it back then but I do now. To anyone I acted brash or offensive to, I'm sorry, and I hope I've made it up to you in the eight months I've been back.
      1. BenMA
        BenMA
        Don't worry, I still love you <3
        Dec 29, 2018
      2. Otus_NigRum
        Otus_NigRum
        If I don't seem rude, may I ask what you did to be banned?
        Dec 29, 2018
      3. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        My sense of humour IRL is quite sarcastic, dark, sometimes offensive. At some point I couldn't distance 'IRL me' and 'EMC me' and it spiralled out of control. Eventually some people took it all in a way I didn't intend. When that happened I doubled down on it, got bitter, eventually got out on mod watch, handed out a few insults to staff members, a day later I got banned.
        Dec 29, 2018
    17. AltPunisher
      "Let us forget our differences," the Queen said, with a keyboard made of solid gold behind her, while she sat in a palace she inherited and had a taxpayer-provided £10 million stashed in an offshore tax haven.
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      2. Warlord678
        Warlord678
        Eh, I'm cool with the British Queen. She is basically the world's most overpaid diplomat.
        Dec 29, 2018
    18. AltPunisher
      Merry Christmas! What did u kids get from Santa
      1. Otus_NigRum
        Otus_NigRum
        I got some candies and chocolates, as well as some guitar charts, history books and a pyramid Himalayan salt lamp...
        Dec 25, 2018
    19. Otus_NigRum
      When do you want to start making a new NN forum game?
      1. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        January 1st?
        Dec 25, 2018
      2. Otus_NigRum
        Otus_NigRum
        Sounds great to me
        Dec 25, 2018
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