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There's 8 people in one floor at university. 5 of the rooms are booked. 4 of them are girls. 1 is... "Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got in this situation..." Jun 20, 2019 at 7:53 AM

    1. Jaqque_r0x
      ? profile ?
      1. Warlord678 likes this.
      2. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        I'm, like, super mysterious now and stuff.
        Jun 4, 2019
    2. SoulPunisher
      A year ago if you'd told me Liverpool would've beaten Tottenham Hotspurs 2-0 I wouldn't have believed you
      1. Warlord678 likes this.
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      3. ElfinPineapple
        ElfinPineapple
        A year ago if you told me Tottenham would've been in the Champions League final I wouldn't have believed you.
        Jun 1, 2019
      4. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        Wait

        *A year ago, while I was buzzing on the high of the talent Tottenham players showed in the World Cup, if you'd have told me Liverpool would have beaten them 2-0 in the Champion's League final, I wouldn't have believed you
        Jun 2, 2019
      5. Burki
        Burki
        bUt PrEm > WoRlD cUp
        Jun 3, 2019
    3. nfell2009
      hi im baefell
      1. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        hi you're baefell
        May 31, 2019
      2. nfell2009
        nfell2009
        i like poppy
        May 31, 2019
      3. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        i like poppy
        May 31, 2019
    4. SoulPunisher
      insert status that defends genocide here
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      2. Warlord678
        Warlord678
        They want to make Korea subservient. They want to take revenge for Nanjing. They want to rule the World. They arrogantly believe that China is the best nation ever, and that they are at the center of the World (metaphorically). Zhonggou means "Middle Nation". They believe that.
        May 30, 2019
      3. Warlord678
        Warlord678
        I don't believe for a moment that these people are going to play nice. I believe they're going to be no better than the United States.
        They're going to ruin World Peace because of their arrogance and hate.
        And then what?
        May 30, 2019
      4. Warlord678
        Warlord678
        They're gonna find themselves at the exact same place US was, so long ago. Just as they once felled the Anglosphere, the Sinosphere will come down. Just as they once were strong, and US weak, their challenger (INDIA) is now strong, and they weak.

        And China is not going down quietly, not if the Nationalists have anything to say about it.
        May 30, 2019
    5. SoulPunisher
      Low IQ individual > Low IQ idiot
      1. PetezzaDawg
        PetezzaDawg
        Hey Patrick, what am I now?
        May 29, 2019
      2. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        Uhhh stupid?
        May 29, 2019
      3. PetezzaDawg
        PetezzaDawg
        No I'm Texas!
        May 29, 2019
    6. SoulPunisher
      why has every chocolate I've ever eaten from Germany been full of hazelnuts
    7. Jakres
      foreign trade minister no wants to go outside eesti or otherwise only eesti keel
      (PM is taking her place in G20)
      1. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        So she's failing to do her job? At least she didn't go to China and threaten to shoot their navy with warships and cause China to pull out of post-Brexit trade talks ūüė©
        May 27, 2019
      2. Jakres
        Jakres
        didn't mention her role also includes being IT minister.
        May 27, 2019
      3. Jakres
        Jakres
        she just used lennart meri to justify her reason to only use eesti ke- ohoo someone dropped video tapes of him talking not-eesti keel to other people whoopsie doosie
        Jun 11, 2019
    8. SoulPunisher
      June is the end of May.
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      3. TomvanWijnen
        TomvanWijnen
        My friend is likely going to do a Mayor in English, so I'll just ask him instead. :D
        May 24, 2019
      4. PetezzaDawg
        PetezzaDawg
        May I suggest to you that these puns are trash
        May 24, 2019
      5. TomvanWijnen
        TomvanWijnen
        I must inform you that, to my disMay, you May not. :D
        May 24, 2019
    9. PetezzaDawg
      Am I right to assume that Brexit made voting for an MEP kind of weird?
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      2. PetezzaDawg
        PetezzaDawg
        To be honest I feel like it's not just the US that suffers from a system where voting for smaller candidates is political suicide. I don't see the point in bothering to vote when no one will vote for any of the alternatives.
        May 23, 2019
      3. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        You get people to vote for the alternatives by voting for them when others don't. Eventually there's enough people to force a change. The one amazing thing we're seeing from Brexit here is the complete demolition of the two party system - in fact the Conservatives are about to have their worst ever election result.
        May 23, 2019
      4. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        Its positive media buzz and voting for parties that want to break the two party monopoly that you make this change, and voting is the only you'll do that. If you don't like any parties, spoil the ballot. There's never any reason to not vote.
        May 23, 2019
    10. SoulPunisher
      I just voted for the first time ever. I'm quite surprised at how quick, how in-and-out, it is.
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      2. Warlord678
        Warlord678
        Oh ho ho!
        May 23, 2019
      3. PetezzaDawg
        PetezzaDawg
        You know I used to be excited to vote when I was younger but now that I'm learning more and more about politics I realise that my vote doesn't matter at least in my country, all the candidates are trash and people are still voting in the parties that have made it blatantly clear they're there to represent corporations and not us.
        May 23, 2019
      4. 607
        607
        Good. It's so in the Netherlands, too.
        May 23, 2019
    11. SoulPunisher
      Wireless headphones are really great when you're clumsy like me and now no longer have to worry about getting the wire caught on various objects or standing up with your phone on the table and walking away
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      3. Sadie_Dragon
        Sadie_Dragon
        I've pulled this mistake a thousand times in art at school.... Every time I'd need another color... (We were allowed to have our phones face up on the table with music and ref pics)
        May 22, 2019
      4. 607
        607
        $80-$100? Woah. My wired earbuds are ‚ā¨16.
        May 23, 2019
      5. ItsMeWolffpack
        ItsMeWolffpack
        I've also bought 5 or six pairs XD I've ran a couple miles with a pair of Airpods and neither fell out.
        May 23, 2019
    12. SoulPunisher
      "It's all fun and games... until it's not fun and games." - Jake Paul, ending bullying, 2019.
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      2. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        wait what was staged

        Jake Paul calling a comedian a cyberbully for making jokes about him, calling the comedian a 'wannabe comedian' but then genuinely calling him a funny guy 3 seconds later, and then saying the comedian is mentally ill is something that Jake Paul would actually do lol
        May 21, 2019
      3. Otus_NigRum
        Otus_NigRum
        look at the video when jake paul confronts him. Cody's friend asks "is he coming to the party?" then you can clearly hear him say "bro remember the lines, say no he's not coming" and then jake paul says "no."
        May 21, 2019
      4. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        Ehh the podcaster was telling him to 'just say no' as a set up for a joke, and yeah he says on the podcast that he set it up as a joke and even says that if Jake actually tries to start drama he'll kick his ass
        May 21, 2019
    13. SoulPunisher
      I'm voting for the first time this week. I'm so excited.
      1. TomvanWijnen
        TomvanWijnen
        Oh yes me too. :D And yet I don't even know what we're voting for, yay world. :P
        May 19, 2019
      2. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        I don't know what you mainlanders have but I'm voting for a party that wants to engage with the EU and use it as a weapon against climate change :P
        May 19, 2019
      3. TomvanWijnen
        TomvanWijnen
        Sounds good. :D Going to look into it a bit more after my exams in 2 days. :)
        May 19, 2019
    14. SoulPunisher
      It's 14 degrees outside and I am positively sweating and tanning.
      1. Otus_NigRum
        Otus_NigRum
        You British people... I guess the jokes about Brits not being able to stand the heat are true. *Texas heat and Canadian Cold intensify*
        May 12, 2019
      2. Otus_NigRum
        Otus_NigRum
        (I know you're Welsh, but everyone just bundles you up with the Brits anyway)
        May 12, 2019
      3. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        To be fair the humidity is through the roof here and I live by the sea which is also quite warm recently.
        May 12, 2019
    15. SoulPunisher
      I've made it to my 19th year on the planet heckin yes fellas
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      3. mba2012
        mba2012
        happy birthday!
        May 9, 2019
      4. TomvanWijnen
        TomvanWijnen
        Happy birthday! :D
        May 10, 2019
      5. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        Thanks bois
        May 10, 2019
    16. SoulPunisher
      In September, I will live a 5 minute drive away from the town of Llanfair­pwllgwyngyll­gogery­chwyrn­drobwll­llan­tysilio­gogo­goch and I can't wait.
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      2. mba2012
        mba2012
        I hope you can pronounce that
        May 8, 2019
      3. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        Clan-vire-pucl-gwin-gicl-gare-uch-win-drawb-ucl-clan-t-silio-go-go-gock
        May 8, 2019
      4. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        i missed a few words oops

        Can speak some Welsh anyway and will have to learn more to get around in the uni and talk to people so I'm probably alright :P
        May 8, 2019
    17. SoulPunisher
      I just got my first ever Fortnite battle royale and i was genuinely breaking a sweat in the final 1v3. I've done my family proud today. If I die tonight I can rest easy, knowing that I have the Season 8 victory royale glider at last. Honestly chuffed to absolute bits lol
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      3. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        I got up to Tier 71 and completed 7/10 weeks. The last 4 weeks are on 85%/one more challenge but I can't be bothered and also my WiFi crapped out today so r.i.p

        Ember skin is fire tho and I don't really care about Master Key or Luxe so it's okay
        May 8, 2019
      4. PetezzaDawg
        PetezzaDawg
        I just wanted the secret skin it's actually good this season, but I guess we can't always have what we want lol
        May 8, 2019
      5. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        Honestly I only play as Ruin now, he glows in the dark and everything, that skin sicc
        May 8, 2019
    18. SoulPunisher
      Everyone dab to annoy Stormzy
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      2. The_Y0sh
        The_Y0sh
        Drugs Are Bad?
        May 7, 2019
      3. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        a common saying but not the official motto
        May 7, 2019
      4. PetezzaDawg
        PetezzaDawg
        Nah man drill is a UK export that’s infecting Ireland aswell now, trap is what you’re thinking of
        May 8, 2019
    19. SoulPunisher
      im going to do a history thread about Fortnite
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      2. PetezzaDawg
        PetezzaDawg
        This is Thor god of thunder, if you don't watch your mouth I'll fly over to your house with my hammer and kick your butt
        May 5, 2019
      3. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        burn it with fire just like Tilted

        "THOR THIS GUY JUST CALLED ME A D******D AGAIN"
        May 5, 2019
      4. PetezzaDawg
        PetezzaDawg
        rip tilted and retail
        May 5, 2019
    20. SoulPunisher
      lol I just realised that I haven't had a haircut in 11 months
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      2. Otus_NigRum
        Otus_NigRum
        You got 2 options. Become a hipster, or become a metalhead, both fit the look very well.
        Choose wisely, talk around the street is you said "All out Life" by Slipknot was a bop...
        May 1, 2019
      3. Otus_NigRum
        Otus_NigRum
        Do you maintain it well? Shampoo, use Conditioner and wash often? Long hair won't look bad most of the time, unless you don't maintain it, then it looks horrid.
        May 1, 2019
      4. Warlord678
        Warlord678
        I cut every month.
        I like it that way.
        May 1, 2019
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