SoulPunisher
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SoulPunisher

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Turning 25 next month. Part of me wants to do that whole growing up thing a few people have told me to try out but part of me also really wants to buy an XSR700 for myself and go riding with my friends 😩 why is being an adult so hard Apr 12, 2025

    1. SoulPunisher
      the people demand a sequel to morbius
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      2. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        we need Morbius 2 - Part I (2024) and Morbius 2 - Part II (2025), Morbius 3 (2027) and Morbius Kills The Marvel Cinematic Universe (2028) to be ordered by Sony ASAP
        Apr 14, 2022
      3. Hashhog
        Hashhog
        That timeline is too condensed... do you really want all of humanity's best cinema to be put out in a 6-year span? We should have a staggered rollout plan for the next 50 years for the sake of keeping the rest of the industry alive (and for giving us something to hope for).
        Apr 14, 2022
      4. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        you're right, phase one of the morbiusverse should conclude with Morbius Kills The DC Extended Universe in 2028 and killing marvel should be the last big event of the 2030s (to give them a chance to match the morbiusverse)
        Apr 15, 2022
    2. SoulPunisher
      Day 7 of COVID: I am now 48 hours clear of fever, aches, sore throat, and constant exhaustion. I'm also 24 hours clear of sneezes and sniffles. Still fighting off a horrendous cough and still testing positive though. Also dropped a kilogram and only got my appetite back today lol
      1. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        Not the worst illness I’ve ever had but definitely in the top 5. Can’t recommend it. Omicron has a cool name tho glad to be part of that wave
        Apr 10, 2022
      1. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        way more subtle than valdez, alaska but i like it
        Apr 10, 2022
      2. Jakres
        Jakres
        both locations have the same theme 🤔
        Apr 10, 2022
    3. SoulPunisher
      honk if thatcher’s dead
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      3. triphora
        triphora
        merry christmas maggie thatcher
        Apr 8, 2022
      4. OhMiku
        OhMiku
        ding dong
        Apr 8, 2022
      5. SoulPunisher
    4. SoulPunisher
      fun game idea: lock jameela jamil, an average twitter user, and a redditor inside a room and see how long it takes for them to stop being able to outdo each other with chronically online takes
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      3. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        i am if I wear a funny mask and ride around on a tricycle
        Apr 6, 2022
      4. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        I’d like to add a politics tiktoker to this game, particularly one of the skinny ones who wear stripey jumpers and have perms
        Apr 6, 2022
      5. PetezzaDawg
        PetezzaDawg
        I'd rather play squid game
        Apr 7, 2022
    5. SoulPunisher
      Put my childhood dog of 15 years down 30 mins ago. Rest in peace Pepper :-)
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    6. SoulPunisher
      I think I’ve developed an allergy to peanuts.
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      2. MoreMoople
      3. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        Turns out my allergy to peanuts hasn’t gotten worse, I just have COVID lol
        Apr 5, 2022
      4. MoreMoople
        MoreMoople
        Feel better soon!
        Apr 5, 2022
    7. SoulPunisher
      Last year Joe Biden said he was 77. This year he’s 78. Next year he’ll probably change his answer to 79. Which is it, Biden? The people demand the answer.
    8. SoulPunisher
      first episode of moon knight was really good im so happy to see my favourite marvel hero in live action
      1. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        regarding the other marvel property beginning with 'm' that got a live action adaptation from sony today: dont care
        Mar 30, 2022
    9. SoulPunisher
      Will Smith in the Oscars is the most terrifying villain to have ever existed in a piece of media. He's an intruder in the script Chris Rock and the academy so carefully wrote... like he's in some kinda suicide squad. Truly horrifying.
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      2. PetezzaDawg
        PetezzaDawg
        I genuinely can't avoid Will Smith no matter where I go on the internet. I love it. the memes are top tier
        Mar 29, 2022
    10. SoulPunisher
      The Joker in The Dark Knight is the most terrifying villain to have ever existed in a piece of media. He’s an intruder in the ‘crime is bad’ philosophy established in Batman Begins. This is a man who finds the thought of crime funny. Truly horrifying.
    11. SoulPunisher
      The penguin in Wallace And Gromit is the most terrifying villain to have ever existed in a piece of media. He’s an expressionless intruder in an animation style entirely based around exaggerated expressions. Like some kind of pingu-gone-rogue. Truly horrifying.
    12. SoulPunisher
      hello folks my name is president joseph robinette biden and today im signing an executive order to give everyone a costco discount
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      2. Jakres
        Jakres
        when bionicle movie with jerma mr.biden >:I
        Mar 23, 2022
      3. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        my fellow americans i would like to announce jerma is now a biocinicel
        Mar 23, 2022
      4. Jakres
        Jakres
        biden you old fart you gave psychopath immortality
        Mar 24, 2022
    13. SoulPunisher
      put my dating profile’s location to america for a laugh and the first thing I saw was a 5’0 blonde girl wearing a “I love trucks” t shirt and wielding a rifle bigger than her
      1. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        also had a pic of her swimming around in a pool in a bikini and cowboy hat combination
        Mar 15, 2022
      2. ultipig
        ultipig
        which country in america?
        Mar 16, 2022
      3. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        eswatini
        Mar 16, 2022
    14. SoulPunisher
      oh hey I had my 10th year on EMC on February 8th lol!!! happy belated EMC birthday to me
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    15. SoulPunisher
      just got sacked from my job lol 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿
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      2. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        following the battery incident (which i blame my boss for) i wasn't messing around with health and safety stuff, boss nearly dropped a pallet on my head because he was spinning his forklift around with one dangling off the edge, had an argument, he threatened to batter me, i told him to go away and said he stinks, he walked off, apologised to the next day and next thing is i got told im no longer an employee lol
        Feb 11, 2022
      3. Jakres
        Jakres
        Feb 12, 2022
    16. Jakres
      why is ryanair providing direct flights between liverpool and eesti
      1. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        people here really like tallinn (and riga) for some reason so maybe that's why, either way ayo 👀
        Jan 30, 2022
      2. Jakres
        Jakres
        when eesti 🙃
        Jan 31, 2022
      3. Jakres
        Jakres
        when free slot in your schedule for civ 6
        Mar 20, 2022
    17. SoulPunisher
      exploded a barrel of batteries at work today, almost died, 2 fire engines needed to put out the fire, sent home early, epic
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      2. SteamingFire
        SteamingFire
        Did they at least tell you to go to a hospital and that they'd cover all treatment costs? Or are you not injured?
        Jan 28, 2022
      3. nfell2009
        nfell2009
        Luckily in the UK we don't have to worry about the cost of hospital treatment.

        Hope you're okay Soul <3
        Jan 28, 2022
      4. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        Uninjured, if we didn’t move the barrel outside when we did and if I didn’t start moving out of the (very large) blast radius when I did it’d be a different story lol. Was funny tho I’m fine
        Jan 29, 2022
    18. SoulPunisher
      the date changed
    19. SoulPunisher
      I am now officially dropped out from university lol
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