SoulPunisher

How do you mean? It's all in past tense.
This is interesting, by the way, I can't edit the article, it's protected. That's rather unusual (articles commonly get semi-protected, where you just need to log in, but for this level of protection you actually need to have at least 500 edits under your belt).

Oh that's awkward. It shows up on my phone written as if the movie still isn't out, but refers to 'April 22nd' in past tense. On everything else it shows up as normal.

Strange. I guess it got a cached version? I did check a version of a few hours before your status, and even in that one it was already describing it as a movie that was released in the past.

No Spoilers

That’s one of the few times a movie has made me cry I’m not gonna lie

tbh, didn't cry but my sister did and the girl next to us was bawling her eyes out for the last like 40 minutes

WE DON'T HAVE TO WORRY 'BOUT NOTHINNNNNNNG

wut even... o.o

Because it's been warm.

I think I need a bath after reading that

hi mba

Of course I follow you smh

yay

I hope they did

Who do you think started it in the first place? Dude's had enough of everyone's crap.

Esmerelda's friendzoning of him really set him on the path of the Sith.

Row row row your turtle, gently down the streaaaam...

Wifi! Wind farms! Wind farms with WiFi!

Status unclear. May have contracted retinal cancer.

I hate how we're wasting power by turning these big fans on. Insane.

lol

Hold up

Another argument for Evolution: you can't look at those and think there was *anything* intelligent responsible for their existence.

AKA, "If God had a plan, you would be where His coffee mug stained it."

And yet these ill-thought out decisions are needed to maintain an even remotely stable population level. Korea thinks these decisions out, now it's depopulating itself to hell. There will be no more Korean people by 2150.

You are getting older and wiser, but the quality of news reporting stays the same. I've have to recalibrate my expectations every few years.

Honestly, it's not even the way it's reported. I just saw stuff like "Theresa May to make Eastenders appearance to sell Brexit deal to the public," and "Larry the Downing Street cat to get his own cat flap to PM's house" that were genuinely conceivable to my mind.

May seems to have realised her error, or just wants power, though. She pledged to trigger a Conservative Party leadership contest in May 2019 and resign as PM by late June. She is now attempting to move the contest date to October 2019 and resign as PM in late Nov - early Jan 2020.

And just like brexit, it’ll be an eternal game of moving the goal posts.

She can't do that forever. The grace period for a party-exclusive no confidence vote ends in December. There's no way she'd survive that one.

more curry please and naan bread

more linking the success of their corporation with patriotism, tax evasion and pirated Bollywood songs pls

pewdiepie is back in the lead fellas

to be fair its 0 degrees outside

improvise adapt overcome

When it was -20 degrees in the Czech Republic last year when I was there, I also slept without socks without problems. :D
Maybe put a blanket or so over the part your feet lay in (this helped me a lot a couple of times!)? Is the end put under your matrass? Is there not a cold wind stream right at your feet?

Dr what?

Doctor where?

Clinging onto life I see...

^

indeed, I would need an expert.

I know a good one. Lives around the corner from my old house and he's a bit of a nutter, likes his armchairs, but he's good. Won't set you back one bit though, he's quite literally priceless.