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areet feller pipe down yer da brakes on mario kart mate Jun 18, 2019 at 10:47 PM

    1. SoulPunisher
      I like how the Avengers Endgame page on Wikipedia is still written as if it's an 'upcoming' movie, despite explicitly pointing out in the third paragraph that it released on April 22nd.
      1. 607
        607
        How do you mean? It's all in past tense.
        This is interesting, by the way, I can't edit the article, it's protected. That's rather unusual (articles commonly get semi-protected, where you just need to log in, but for this level of protection you actually need to have at least 500 edits under your belt).
        Apr 30, 2019
      2. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        Oh that's awkward. It shows up on my phone written as if the movie still isn't out, but refers to 'April 22nd' in past tense. On everything else it shows up as normal.
        Apr 30, 2019
      3. 607
        607
        Strange. I guess it got a cached version? I did check a version of a few hours before your status, and even in that one it was already describing it as a movie that was released in the past.
        May 1, 2019
    2. SoulPunisher
      Hell yeah I just got my European Elections polling card suck it Brexit
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    3. SoulPunisher
      Endgame was very good.
      1. FalloutHood55
        FalloutHood55
        No Spoilers
        Apr 26, 2019
      2. PetezzaDawg
        PetezzaDawg
        That’s one of the few times a movie has made me cry I’m not gonna lie
        Apr 27, 2019
      3. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        tbh, didn't cry but my sister did and the girl next to us was bawling her eyes out for the last like 40 minutes
        Apr 27, 2019
    4. SoulPunisher
      When you read an r/AskReddit thread for people to share their experiences with their ADD and realise... oh no I relate to every single one of these.
      1. TomvanWijnen and 607 like this.
    5. SoulPunisher
      1.14 villagers bad
    6. SoulPunisher
      I GOT HORSES IN THE BACK
      1. Sprhyngtime likes this.
      2. Sprhyngtime
        Sprhyngtime
        WE DON'T HAVE TO WORRY 'BOUT NOTHINNNNNNNG
        Apr 18, 2019
    7. SoulPunisher
      Why does bathwater taste so different to regular water from the sink tap?
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      3. FadedMartian
        FadedMartian
        wut even... o.o
        Apr 17, 2019
      4. 607
        607
        Because it's been warm.
        Apr 17, 2019
      5. ShyguytheGamer1
        ShyguytheGamer1
        I think I need a bath after reading that
        Apr 17, 2019
    8. nfell2009
      just passing by
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      3. nfell2009
        nfell2009
        hi mba
        Apr 17, 2019
      4. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        Of course I follow you smh
        Apr 17, 2019
      5. nfell2009
        nfell2009
        yay
        Apr 18, 2019
    9. SoulPunisher
      Did they get Quasimodo out of the Notre Dame before it started burning?
      1. Hashhog likes this.
      2. ShyguytheGamer1
        ShyguytheGamer1
        I hope they did
        Apr 15, 2019
      3. Kephras
        Kephras
        Who do you think started it in the first place? Dude's had enough of everyone's crap.
        Apr 16, 2019
      4. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        Esmerelda's friendzoning of him really set him on the path of the Sith.
        Apr 16, 2019
      1. MoreMoople
        MoreMoople
        Row row row your turtle, gently down the streaaaam...
        Apr 13, 2019
    10. SoulPunisher
      WINDMILL NOISE CAUSES CANCER
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      2. PetezzaDawg
        PetezzaDawg
        Wifi! Wind farms! Wind farms with WiFi!
        Apr 5, 2019
      3. Kephras
        Kephras
        Status unclear. May have contracted retinal cancer.
        Apr 5, 2019
      4. ItsMeWolffpack
        ItsMeWolffpack
        I hate how we're wasting power by turning these big fans on. Insane.
        Apr 6, 2019
    11. SoulPunisher
      Can't believe Martin Luther King started the Protestant reformation in 1517 and led the American civil rights movement in 1955 until 1968. And he's still alive today. Legend 🙏
      1. Warlord678
        Apr 5, 2019
      2. ConductorConduit
        Apr 5, 2019
    12. SoulPunisher
      YouTube comments make me realise how ill-thought out of a decision the creation of life can be.
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      2. Kephras
        Kephras
        Another argument for Evolution: you can't look at those and think there was *anything* intelligent responsible for their existence.

        AKA, "If God had a plan, you would be where His coffee mug stained it."
        Apr 4, 2019
      3. Warlord678
        Warlord678
        And yet these ill-thought out decisions are needed to maintain an even remotely stable population level. Korea thinks these decisions out, now it's depopulating itself to hell. There will be no more Korean people by 2150.
        Apr 4, 2019
    13. SoulPunisher
      Reality has become so ridiculous that I've seen several news articles today and became very confused in regards to the issue of their truthfulness.
      1. Kephras, JesusPower2 and PetezzaDawg like this.
      2. JesusPower2
        JesusPower2
        You are getting older and wiser, but the quality of news reporting stays the same. I've have to recalibrate my expectations every few years.
        Apr 1, 2019
      3. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        Honestly, it's not even the way it's reported. I just saw stuff like "Theresa May to make Eastenders appearance to sell Brexit deal to the public," and "Larry the Downing Street cat to get his own cat flap to PM's house" that were genuinely conceivable to my mind.
        Apr 1, 2019
    14. PetezzaDawg
      You know, I’d love to sadistically laugh at your misfortune with having to endure brexit, but it’ll probably have massive implications for Ireland’s economy aswell. So I’ll just put the Brexit jokes away. Slap Theresa May for me
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      3. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        May seems to have realised her error, or just wants power, though. She pledged to trigger a Conservative Party leadership contest in May 2019 and resign as PM by late June. She is now attempting to move the contest date to October 2019 and resign as PM in late Nov - early Jan 2020.
        Apr 1, 2019
      4. PetezzaDawg
        PetezzaDawg
        And just like brexit, it’ll be an eternal game of moving the goal posts.
        Apr 1, 2019
      5. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        She can't do that forever. The grace period for a party-exclusive no confidence vote ends in December. There's no way she'd survive that one.
        Apr 1, 2019
    15. SoulPunisher
      THANK YOU FANS FOR MAKING IS T-SERIES NOW YOUTUBE'S BIGGEST CHANNEL MAKING INDIA PROUD
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      3. Otus_NigRum
        Otus_NigRum
        more curry please and naan bread
        Mar 31, 2019
      4. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        more linking the success of their corporation with patriotism, tax evasion and pirated Bollywood songs pls
        Mar 31, 2019
      5. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        pewdiepie is back in the lead fellas
        Apr 1, 2019
    16. SoulPunisher
      I know politics aren't allowed in statuses, but people who sleep without socks on shouldn't be allowed to walk free in this earth.
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      2. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        to be fair its 0 degrees outside
        Apr 3, 2019
      3. Otus_NigRum
        Otus_NigRum
        improvise adapt overcome
        Apr 3, 2019
      4. TomvanWijnen
        TomvanWijnen
        When it was -20 degrees in the Czech Republic last year when I was there, I also slept without socks without problems. :D
        Maybe put a blanket or so over the part your feet lay in (this helped me a lot a couple of times!)? Is the end put under your matrass? Is there not a cold wind stream right at your feet?
        Apr 4, 2019
    17. SoulPunisher
      It is 12 minutes into March 30th. I am still a European citizen. I'm a European citizen. I'm still a European citi- *hears 4 knocks*
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      3. JesusPower2
        JesusPower2
        Dr what?
        Mar 29, 2019
      4. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        Doctor where?
        Mar 30, 2019
      5. jaari
        jaari
        Clinging onto life I see...
        Mar 31, 2019
    18. SoulPunisher
      "Pokémon Go to the polls!" - Hillary Clinton, 2016, literal moments before becoming Lady Protector of Earth, the Solar System, to protect it for eternity from intergalactic space alien invasion. It is said that this quote caused her competitor Jeb Bush to exit the race and retire
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      2. Otus_NigRum
        Apr 1, 2019
      3. Gawadrolt
        Gawadrolt
        indeed, I would need an expert.
        Apr 1, 2019
      4. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        I know a good one. Lives around the corner from my old house and he's a bit of a nutter, likes his armchairs, but he's good. Won't set you back one bit though, he's quite literally priceless.
        Apr 1, 2019
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