SoulPunisher

Positives of being single so far: I can finally grow my facial hair out for the first time in 2 years. Discovered I now have a beard. Negatives: It’s patchy and disconnected in several places and I get ID’d more with it 💀💀

I made a joke to my girlfriend about how I was gonna raise our kids on Meshuggah and Slayer. She texted me back with "You're gonna be a great dad!!! xx" I read the text as "You're gonna be a dad!! xx" Never in my life have I felt such a great amount of chest pain.

HIIIi!!!! HIII!! HI!!!! https://atotallyradicalblog.wordpress.com/2024/07/01/this-is-my-blog/

You know you’re way too deep into brainrot culture when you read your “Things I Wrote” thread and see your 14 year old self called one of his characters ‘Sigma’ and your 24 year old self bursts into hysterical laughter

Just watched my girlfriend graduate, on the Dean's List + got Best Student award. Couldn’t have picked a better or smarter girl, so proud of her!!

First time in my life that I haven't tasted crushing defeat on the morning after an election. This is what dreams are made of.

BRITISH ELECTION CALLED HOLY FLIP IT'S TIME TO LARP AS A JOURNALIST IN THE CONTROVERSIAL SECTION FOR THE NEXT 6 WEEKS!!!!!

Who thought that NYC-Dublin portal thing was a good idea 💀💀

Girlfriend is still incredibly ill. Doctors don’t know what it is. Spent my birthday weekend looking after her and it completely passed me by. Got made redundant on Monday. 24th year on the planet is off to a great start.

Girlfriend has been in and out of hospital over the last week. Family came to take her home from university and I had to meet her older sister, her mum, and her step-dad all at once. Absolutely sickening experience.

House got burgled while me and my girlfriend slept alone in her house. Landlord’s living room TV stolen (💀). Police interview on New Year’s Eve. Topped off by the shower door exploding while she was in the shower and me spending the whole day cleaning up the glass 💀💀💀

bark bark

danced in the rain with my gf during a thunderstorm while a tribute band played cowboys from hell by pantera behind us today

Playing Minecraft with the Mrs. In awe of how much stuff has been added in the half a decade since I last properly played. Saw a toad. Admired the toad. Toads are cool. Then she ran in from the corner of my screen and beat it to death with a shovel. Tears.

Nan passed away on Monday morning. Gonna miss that woman but 73 was a pretty good run I can’t complain about.

Pretty much lived at my gf's flat for the past 2 weeks. Came home today. On the train I attempted to wrap my arm around around her in the chair next to me even though she wasn't there. Made cups of tea for 2 people when I got home. Sniffing her hoodie in bed rn. Hate life.

the site wants me to become a supporter so bad ahhh https://imgur.com/a/eTgCG7y

happy 11th server birthday to me

Girl I'm seeing dyed her hair today. She snapped me with her black hair covered in bleach foils. I said "are you dyeing your hair?" An hour later she snapped back and now had red hair. I said "oh cool, what colour?" Realised what I'd just done after I hit send.

“USA! USA! USA!” and “WALES SUCK!” are not very good footy chants.