SoulPunisher
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Why did I think it was a good idea to be up until 5AM cleaning the house when I had to be up at 7:30 to let the joiners in and babysit for 12 hours smh May 23, 2022 at 4:32 PM

    1. SoulPunisher
      Why did I think it was a good idea to be up until 5AM cleaning the house when I had to be up at 7:30 to let the joiners in and babysit for 12 hours smh
    2. SoulPunisher
      me applying to a russell group university knowing damn well i fall well short of their entry requirements
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      3. Jakres
        Jakres
        did you google translate that word tho
        May 22, 2022 at 1:36 AM
      4. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        if u mean 'eesti' nope, that word has been getting stuck in my head daily for liek 10 years now because of you lol
        May 22, 2022 at 1:49 AM
      5. Jakres
        Jakres
        no the word perse

        it translates ass, "mine perse" is profanity and "perses" is another word for "screwed up situation" in negative tone :P
        May 22, 2022 at 2:59 AM
    3. FadedMartian
      any lingering covid side effects? hope you’re feeling better!
      1. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        Been cough-free since Friday so that's good, but I'm still struggling with walking for longer than 10 mins at a time without running out of breath and my resting heart rate still hasn't settled back down to normal. It took my sister 2 months for that to correct itself when she had it though so I kinda expected that and since my cardio is way better than her's I should be better in a few weeks.
        Apr 20, 2022
      2. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        I've had some lingering fatigue too but that's been getting noticeably better as I've started eating + sleeping properly again. I do feel much better than when I had the virus though! :P
        Apr 20, 2022
    4. SoulPunisher
      thinking about moving to spain for a few years
      1. TomvanWijnen
        TomvanWijnen
        haha brexit
        Apr 19, 2022
      2. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        i am an irish citizen the B word doesn't affect me :PPPPPP
        Apr 20, 2022
      3. FadedMartian
        FadedMartian
        do it! or Italy :D
        Apr 20, 2022
    5. SoulPunisher
      the people demand a sequel to morbius
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      2. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        we need Morbius 2 - Part I (2024) and Morbius 2 - Part II (2025), Morbius 3 (2027) and Morbius Kills The Marvel Cinematic Universe (2028) to be ordered by Sony ASAP
        Apr 14, 2022
      3. Hashhog
        Hashhog
        That timeline is too condensed... do you really want all of humanity's best cinema to be put out in a 6-year span? We should have a staggered rollout plan for the next 50 years for the sake of keeping the rest of the industry alive (and for giving us something to hope for).
        Apr 14, 2022
      4. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        you're right, phase one of the morbiusverse should conclude with Morbius Kills The DC Extended Universe in 2028 and killing marvel should be the last big event of the 2030s (to give them a chance to match the morbiusverse)
        Apr 15, 2022
    6. SoulPunisher
      Day 7 of COVID: I am now 48 hours clear of fever, aches, sore throat, and constant exhaustion. I'm also 24 hours clear of sneezes and sniffles. Still fighting off a horrendous cough and still testing positive though. Also dropped a kilogram and only got my appetite back today lol
      1. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        Not the worst illness I’ve ever had but definitely in the top 5. Can’t recommend it. Omicron has a cool name tho glad to be part of that wave
        Apr 10, 2022
      1. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        way more subtle than valdez, alaska but i like it
        Apr 10, 2022
      2. Jakres
        Jakres
        both locations have the same theme 🤔
        Apr 10, 2022
    7. SoulPunisher
      honk if thatcher’s dead
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      3. wafflecoffee
        wafflecoffee
        merry christmas maggie thatcher
        Apr 8, 2022
      4. OhMiku
        OhMiku
        ding dong
        Apr 8, 2022
      5. SoulPunisher
    8. SoulPunisher
      fun game idea: lock jameela jamil, an average twitter user, and a redditor inside a room and see how long it takes for them to stop being able to outdo each other with chronically online takes
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      3. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        i am if I wear a funny mask and ride around on a tricycle
        Apr 6, 2022
      4. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        I’d like to add a politics tiktoker to this game, particularly one of the skinny ones who wear stripey jumpers and have perms
        Apr 6, 2022
      5. PetezzaDawg
        PetezzaDawg
        I'd rather play squid game
        Apr 7, 2022
    9. SoulPunisher
      Put my childhood dog of 15 years down 30 mins ago. Rest in peace Pepper :-)
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    10. SoulPunisher
      I think I’ve developed an allergy to peanuts.
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      2. MoreMoople
      3. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        Turns out my allergy to peanuts hasn’t gotten worse, I just have COVID lol
        Apr 5, 2022
      4. MoreMoople
        MoreMoople
        Feel better soon!
        Apr 5, 2022
    11. SoulPunisher
      Last year Joe Biden said he was 77. This year he’s 78. Next year he’ll probably change his answer to 79. Which is it, Biden? The people demand the answer.
    12. SoulPunisher
      first episode of moon knight was really good im so happy to see my favourite marvel hero in live action
      1. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        regarding the other marvel property beginning with 'm' that got a live action adaptation from sony today: dont care
        Mar 30, 2022
    13. SoulPunisher
      Will Smith in the Oscars is the most terrifying villain to have ever existed in a piece of media. He's an intruder in the script Chris Rock and the academy so carefully wrote... like he's in some kinda suicide squad. Truly horrifying.
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      2. PetezzaDawg
        PetezzaDawg
        I genuinely can't avoid Will Smith no matter where I go on the internet. I love it. the memes are top tier
        Mar 29, 2022
    14. SoulPunisher
      The Joker in The Dark Knight is the most terrifying villain to have ever existed in a piece of media. He’s an intruder in the ‘crime is bad’ philosophy established in Batman Begins. This is a man who finds the thought of crime funny. Truly horrifying.
    15. SoulPunisher
      The penguin in Wallace And Gromit is the most terrifying villain to have ever existed in a piece of media. He’s an expressionless intruder in an animation style entirely based around exaggerated expressions. Like some kind of pingu-gone-rogue. Truly horrifying.
    16. SoulPunisher
      hello folks my name is president joseph robinette biden and today im signing an executive order to give everyone a costco discount
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      2. Jakres
        Jakres
        when bionicle movie with jerma mr.biden >:I
        Mar 23, 2022
      3. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        my fellow americans i would like to announce jerma is now a biocinicel
        Mar 23, 2022
      4. Jakres
        Jakres
        biden you old fart you gave psychopath immortality
        Mar 24, 2022
    17. SoulPunisher
      put my dating profile’s location to america for a laugh and the first thing I saw was a 5’0 blonde girl wearing a “I love trucks” t shirt and wielding a rifle bigger than her
      1. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        also had a pic of her swimming around in a pool in a bikini and cowboy hat combination
        Mar 15, 2022
      2. UltiPig
        UltiPig
        which country in america?
        Mar 16, 2022
      3. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        eswatini
        Mar 16, 2022
    18. SoulPunisher
      oh hey I had my 10th year on EMC on February 8th lol!!! happy belated EMC birthday to me
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