SoulPunisher
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SoulPunisher

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Turning 25 next month. Part of me wants to do that whole growing up thing a few people have told me to try out but part of me also really wants to buy an XSR700 for myself and go riding with my friends 😩 why is being an adult so hard Apr 12, 2025

    1. SoulPunisher
      *breaks into walker's HQ* WHERE ARE THE CHILI CHOCOLATE CRISPS *puts gun to gary lineker's head*
    2. SoulPunisher
      ā€œPoor people should just be less poor.ā€ - Boris Johnson, Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, 2021.
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      2. Rhyblet
        Rhyblet
        That would be nice, wouldn't it?
        Aug 26, 2021
      3. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        Someone should've told my parents to do it while I was growing up. Would've solved so many problems tbh I can't believe my university-educated mother wouldn't have thought to just not be poor. Bozza is a genius
        Aug 26, 2021
    3. SoulPunisher
      Hello can any animal experts on here advise me on what to do please: my dog has just almost choked to death (she literally went weak in my arms and her tongue went blue) but I managed to remove the blockage from her throat with my fingers. She’s laying on her side atm, had a
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      2. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        Oh yeah of course, first thing me and my mum did was get her an appointment in the morning. Will have to wait though because it’s 00:30 and we don’t have any local emergency vets
        Aug 23, 2021
      3. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        oh also just to confirm I've been monitoring her since after the whole incident, gonna try to sleep now (doubt I can tbh the surge of adrenaline is still going and I can't shake that horrible feeling of her going limp and not breathing in my hands) but my sister is in the room next to her so will be checking on her every now and then before my mum takes over at 5AM before she goes to the vet.
        Aug 23, 2021
      4. JesusPower2
        JesusPower2
        You're a hero!
        Aug 23, 2021
    4. SoulPunisher
      One of my rummynoses died 10 mins ago :(
      1. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        One of my corydoras randomly died a few weeks ago too - tank parameters are fine, no signs of illness or anything. Idk what’s happening
        Aug 23, 2021
    5. SoulPunisher
      I'm now twenty hours into Death Stranding. Apparently got another twenty hours to go. Thinking I might pack it in now and just sell the game. Story is interesting but not interesting enough to be that bloated and hiking up and down rocky mountains isn't very fun anymore.
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      3. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        Gameplay + combat is intentionally boring, the main trio of characters are unintentionally boring, one of the only two interesting characters got sidelined five hours ago and the other has had a total of five minutes of screen time so far. Of the twenty hours I’ve spent playing the game, four of those hours have been needless sub-plot.
        Aug 22, 2021
      4. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        Kojima needs someone to tell him to remove these stupid drawn out sub-plots and condense the main adventure into twenty hours. I do not need an eight hour long tutorial where I get introduced to the main villain at the very end. Why is this game getting a director’s cut
        Aug 22, 2021
      5. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        Just... yeah you definitely made a good decision passing on it lol. I reallllyyy wish I’d set aside all of this time for Ghost of Tsushima atm lol
        Aug 22, 2021
    6. SoulPunisher
      i ran out of rice vinegar and accidentally made the discovery that mirin + sugar + salt + lemon juice drizzled into sushi/pudding rice is a 10/10 combination....... MAN
      1. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        tuna mayonnaise/cucumber filling btw
        Aug 20, 2021
    7. SoulPunisher
      "Everything's true, except for all the lies." - an actual line Hideo Kojima wrote in Death Stranding. Someone rein this man in lmao
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    9. SoulPunisher
      Having a lot of fun with Death Stranding atm
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      2. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        I’m about 12-13 hours in now and yeah it’s starting to really bore me. Most games would be beginning to wrap up at this point but this game has literally only just introduced me to the main villain and I’ve only just become settled into the world.
        Aug 18, 2021
      3. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        Problem now is I get to hear A-list actors recite the most contrived dialogue ever in overdrive and I’ve noticed that this game takes itself SUPER seriously and it’s annoying. I had this same problem with MGSV but that game had a lot more to it than ā€˜go point A to point B’ and was also super campy which Death Stranding is the antithema of
        Aug 18, 2021
      4. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        Also I want to kill Die Hardman. Boring as hell character. In fact the only characters I like are Fragile and Higgs and the latter is the dude the game wants me to kill.... but I don’t wanna because he’s cool
        Aug 18, 2021
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      1. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        Something about the word organs that’s so giggle worthy
        Aug 15, 2021
      2. Jakres
        Jakres
        its one of symptom being part of the 1%
        Aug 15, 2021
      3. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        *guillotines self*
        Aug 15, 2021
    11. SoulPunisher
      top 5 grunge bands.... 1) Birdbrain 2) Slipknot 3) Sonic Youth 4) The 1975 5) Ed Sheeran
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      2. Hoops_McCann
        Hoops_McCann
        The lead singers for 4 of the 5 I mentioned are deceased. That alone makes me feel old. I lived in the Seattle area in the early 1990s when they were at their peak. All the artistic energy coming out of the region at that time was quite something to behold.
        Aug 11, 2021
      3. Sefl
        Sefl
        Damn hoops just saw your response how dare you put STP over Pearl Jam D: So disrespectful to Eddie lol Just playing but thats amazing you were in Seattle in the 90's
        Aug 15, 2021
      4. Hoops_McCann
        Hoops_McCann
        Most of what Pearl Jam put out isn't rough and sludgy enough to be considered grunge in my book with some notable exceptions like "Even Flow" and "Alive". They are from Seattle though and had a huge influence on the music scene. That gets them in my top-5.
        Aug 15, 2021
    12. SoulPunisher
      Loathe, even when I discount the fact they're from my city, ARE SO GOOD AND I RECOMMEND THEM TO ANY HEAVY METAL/SHOEGAZE FANS thank you for listening
      1. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        their latest album is an instrumental collaboration with The 1975's saxophone player that sounds like a Silent Hill soundtrack but if you're not into that 'Is It Really You?' and 'Two Way Mirror' are two very guitar heavy bangers from their last album love them so much
        Aug 6, 2021
      2. ShyguytheGamer1
        ShyguytheGamer1
        Yeah that album was easily my favorite of theirs from 2020, and the ambient album is just a great listen to sit through and disassociate. I can't wait for them to come over to the states.
        Aug 9, 2021
      3. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        Yeah they’re so good lol. They’ve even got the Liverpool guitar sound where they sound like Night Cafe but have given it this Deftones treatment and I’m so here for it. Their ambient tracks are all amazing too, kinda want them to get given a movie soundtrack to play with tbh
        Aug 10, 2021
    13. SoulPunisher
      if this horrible burning ache in my legs and feet continues i,m gonna cut them off tbh i am in so much pain
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      2. Jakres
        Jakres
        did you do 30km walking or wat
        Jul 30, 2021
      3. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        I wish šŸ˜”šŸ˜” gimme dem chad thighs. Yeah nah I have an *undiagnosed, doctors didn’t care enough to investigate during height of pandemic* migraine disorder where rather than having normal vision aura before the migraine (by before I mean up to 12 hours before lol) begins, the aura is pins and needles or an aching muscle pain in my legs/left arm/left side of my face.
        Jul 30, 2021
      4. Jakres
        Jakres
        your have some iron chad nerve to survive trough this whole migraine nightmare šŸ™
        Jul 30, 2021
    14. SoulPunisher
      you are not 'marilyn monroe' you are a girl with a cracked phone screen who can't wait for stranger things 4 to be released
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      walking around in a pair of baggy jeans, an oversize bud light t shirt, an oversized flannel and a pair of muddy work boots and my mum is asking me for fashion advice atm lol. i am not a fashion icon i am a scruff
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      2. farmerguyson
        farmerguyson
        Sounds to me your on top of style.
        Jul 27, 2021
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      jeff bezos is not an astronaut he is a mong
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      2. crystaldragon13
        crystaldragon13
        I'll hi-5 that (as the British term for it)
        Jul 24, 2021
    17. SoulPunisher
      im just like ghostface but sexier *gets arrested and starts crying and throwing up*
    18. SoulPunisher
      sweating like a lizard rn
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      2. JesusPower2
        JesusPower2
        lol, for the double take on that one
        Jul 22, 2021
      3. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        Jul 22, 2021
    19. SoulPunisher
      It’s been 30+ degrees every day for the past week I cannot take this heatwave anymore oh my god
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      3. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        *heating lmao
        Jul 24, 2021
      4. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        This heatwave has been further compounded by the fact it’s not a heatwave, but part of a climate change caused heat dome that is making the breeze warm too. The air feels like hot syrup.
        Jul 24, 2021
      5. crystaldragon13
        crystaldragon13
        I agree and do feel for ya dude but mostly for the planet.
        Jul 24, 2021
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