SoulPunisher

TONIGHT!! I will write again for the first since October 2019.

Your PFP is immaculate

hi bby

tonight was a reminder why i don't support England national football team first and foremost and have portugal and wales as my backups lol

The England v. Scotland match is going to end in violence between the supporters calling it now

if scotland was independent id never ‘af tae eat cottage pie ever ageen

I had blue tits nesting in my roof and they fledged. It appears they took a break after getting out of the roof and perched on my apple tree. One of the chicks fell off the tree, landed in my pond, and drowned. Fantastic start to the day, finding that.

Every time I upload a picture on imgur I’m immediately transported back to 2010 internet. Why is that entire community still sharing philosoraptor and socially awkward penguin memes

Migraine is coming on. Losing feeling in my left leg and arm again and I can’t read properly rn. I wish there was some way to get rid of these I don’t know how many more times I can do this before I lose my mind

anakin skywalker was based

“I know where you live” isn’t even a threat like yeah??? I know where I live too. Ur not special???

1997 Noel Gallagher would beat 2021 Noel Gallagher up tbh

met a girl about 2 months ago and I have no idea why but for the past week or so she’s made my head go 🤯 in like the best way what is this

“Ring of fire solar eclipse begins in the UK” where though bro https://imgur.com/a/ztnYBgp

based and chocolate chocolate chip pilled

taking the divorce well I see? https://imgur.com/a/1kqXKkB

you’re in her DMs I’m emperor palpatine we are not the same

some dude has just tried to walk into the shop while there was a queue to get in, started calling the worker managing the queue ‘rude’, swore at me for being next and told me to take my mask off, walked off when I asked him what the hell his problem is, then got to the till (1/3)

just made a banging katsu curry with king prawns solid 7/10 tbh get me on masterchef

SOME PEOPLE HAVE A GIRLFRIEND SOME PEOPLE HAVE A BOYFRIEND I HAVE THE POLICE LOOKING FOR ME FOR SEVERAL COUNTS OF TAX EVASION AND 13 COUNTS OF BREAKING AND ENTERING (I BROKE INTO MCDONDALDS FOR THE BTS MEAL)