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Oh, wait wait wait, woah. Today's my 4th birthday :ooo

Won't be online for maybe a week or two while internet's getting installed at our new place. Mobile hotspot just isn't enough to be able to play, but I'll still be on Discord & forums as usual :)

Who needs alcohol when you can put two Papa John's garlic sauce containers into a shot glass and down that?

If EMC ever had a cafe, would you love to have waffles and coffee with me? :3

I said "We've gotten too damn good at leaving, Sue", she said, "Harry, you're right."

the mayor of Candor lied!

I won't be online as much the next couple weeks while I have family over. :)

Grab life by the helicopter blades xx

Because of you, I am now hooked on using Fabric and Iris together. Thank you Waffle, I do not regret it!! ^^

I don't think I'm going to meet my goal of 5k forum posts before my 4th birthday, lol

Please do not make account names that are parodies of my name without it being an obvious parody.

Hey, just wanted to say I really like your profile pic!

I disapprove of the status below mine. Yellow is the best ಠ_ಠ

Haven't made a status in, what's relatively, a while. Nothing interesting going on I guess

The real jewel_king was the friends we made along the way.

jewel_king cannot survive at the current food consumption rates.

Middle to end of April and we've got a frost advisory! Yahoo.

PSA: DO NOT build with cobblestone in the wild whenever possible! Especially near protected outposts!!

T minus 7 players left until 600,000. -- edit: 4 now! -- edit: 600k!! Woo!

that was somethin'