You know urine trouble when you have a bladder infection. There are so many marbelous statues in Greece, but people always take them for granite. A dung beetle walks into a pub, making his way over to the bar. There is a seat next to a pretty dung beetle. "Is this stool taken?" he asks. People who talk about me behind my back discussed me.
On a scale from "I can't believe it's not butter" to "Yeah, that's totally butter", I'd say my day could have been butter.
I've actually been creating a build called the "Awful Pun Palace" for a few months! (If you have a better name, feel free to tell me). The general idea is to have a giant building with bad puns all over the walls. There's no puns yet, and I've just gotten it started, but you can check it out on utopia! /v Two_of_Three 4 should take you there! I will definitely add some jokes from this thread in the future.
Oh, the Pun-ishing Palace? I wonder if "a room full of hoes" would be acceptable (the room being filled with item-framed wooden/stone/gold/iron/diamonds hoes).
I don't know if this has been said but oh well : Its a pun that works in english and in spanish. Where do cats go when they die? Purrgatory. de donde van los gatos cuando mueren? Purgatorio
