The Pun Thread

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by emfs_ad, Mar 15, 2015.

  1. You know urine trouble when you have a bladder infection.

    There are so many marbelous statues in Greece, but people always take them for granite.

    A dung beetle walks into a pub, making his way over to the bar. There is a seat next to a pretty dung beetle. "Is this stool taken?" he asks.

    People who talk about me behind my back discussed me.
  2. On a scale from "I can't believe it's not butter" to "Yeah, that's totally butter", I'd say my day could have been butter.
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  3. Well, I guess your extra pair of eyes helped out quite a bit there...
  4. I've actually been creating a build called the "Awful Pun Palace" for a few months! (If you have a better name, feel free to tell me). The general idea is to have a giant building with bad puns all over the walls. There's no puns yet, and I've just gotten it started, but you can check it out on utopia! /v Two_of_Three 4 should take you there! :)

    I will definitely add some jokes from this thread in the future.
  5. Oh, the Pun-ishing Palace? I wonder if "a room full of hoes" would be acceptable (the room being filled with item-framed wooden/stone/gold/iron/diamonds hoes).
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  6. I don't know if this has been said but oh well :
    Its a pun that works in english and in spanish.
    Where do cats go when they die? Purrgatory.
    de donde van los gatos cuando mueren? Purgatorio
  7. What does a sheep say after you stole its wool?
    Sheariously?!

    Thread has been revived ;)
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  8. why does the chicken coop have 2 doors?
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  9. Because if it had 4, it'd be a chicken sedan.

  10. No!!!!! I can't deal with this PUNishment anymore.
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  11. Why so many PUNctuation marks? ;)
  12. Cause I was very EGGcited to give all of u some more PUNishment
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  13. I assume it must've been a pundamental mistake... ;)
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  14. Missed steaks happen. :confused:

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  15. I once asked my French friend if they played video games.

    They said "Wii" ;P
  16. A blind Frenchman was handed a fork with his dinner.
    He exclaimed, "I cannot see fourchette!"

    ^mine :D
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  17. I don't get it... Perhaps I don't know French well enough? :p
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