ElfinCarrot

Hey glad you have returned my friend how are things?

If you plug an extension cord into itself, do you get an infinite source of electricity. Scientists say no, but your uncle Phil disagrees

I don't know how I wasn't following you!

Just found a random ham sandwich lying perfectly packed on the street. Still going to eat it

Isa cawwot

*nibble nibble*

Tis a cawwot!

pineapple

*potates loudly*

*potates*

Returned the follow. :)

Your idea has semi-inspired me with your thing.

Why are red hair people called ginger and blondes strawberry blonde if ginger is actually blonde and strawberries are red? #StayWoke

I will eat u....

I am stalking this carrot. Follow follow follow

I see carrot, hear a carrot, and speak a carrot.
Illuminati confirmed

Hey carrot could you take some screen shots of my carrot? I need to take it down! ;)

A follow, a follow for you =3

Me want carrot doing DP

Carrot has the Vegeflu. Carrot still needs no doctor though. Carrot can live without basic motor functions.