ElfinCarrot

If you plug an extension cord into itself, do you get an infinite source of electricity. Scientists say no, but your uncle Phil disagrees

I don't know how I wasn't following you!

Just found a random ham sandwich lying perfectly packed on the street. Still going to eat it

Isa cawwot

*nibble nibble*

Tis a cawwot!

pineapple

*potates loudly*

*potates*

Returned the follow. :)

Your idea has semi-inspired me with your thing.

Why are red hair people called ginger and blondes strawberry blonde if ginger is actually blonde and strawberries are red? #StayWoke

I will eat u....

I am stalking this carrot. Follow follow follow

I see carrot, hear a carrot, and speak a carrot.
Illuminati confirmed

Hey carrot could you take some screen shots of my carrot? I need to take it down! ;)

A follow, a follow for you =3

Me want carrot doing DP

Carrot has the Vegeflu. Carrot still needs no doctor though. Carrot can live without basic motor functions.

Carrot try punching a raw slab of meat. Carrot hand hurt now. Carrot not Sylvester Stalone.