SoulPunisher
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A warning to all single EMC users: DO NOT EVER get romantically involved with a Hello Kitty girl. I’ll be in the gym until further notice. See you there 🫡🫡 Oct 11, 2024

    1. SoulPunisher
      A warning to all single EMC users: DO NOT EVER get romantically involved with a Hello Kitty girl. I’ll be in the gym until further notice. See you there 🫡🫡
      Oct 11, 2024
      2. 607
        607
        That term meant a lot more than I was expecting it to (I read the wikihow page).
        Oct 13, 2024
    2. SoulPunisher
      Attended an interview for a job in the Civil Service yesterday. Got a call back off them 20 hours later. AND I GOT IT!!! Gotta be vetted by the police before I start MY CAREER (💯‼️) in December. What the heck 😭🙏🏼
      Sep 19, 2024
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      3. weeh
        weeh
        Well done! congrats :)
        Sep 21, 2024
      4. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        Thank you!

        @nfell2009 you were gonna get a separate status but i logged out and forgor 😔🙏🏼
        Sep 27, 2024
      5. nfell2009
        nfell2009
        😭😭😭
        Sep 28, 2024
    3. SoulPunisher
      I made a joke to my girlfriend about how I was gonna raise our kids on Meshuggah and Slayer. She texted me back with "You're gonna be a great dad!!! xx" I read the text as "You're gonna be a dad!! xx" Never in my life have I felt such a great amount of chest pain.
      Aug 15, 2024
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      2. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        Stopped breathing and almost fell to my knees until it occurred to me that I'd misread the text and she also wouldn't text me that kind of news like that 💀
        Aug 15, 2024
      3. ultipig
        ultipig
        lol
        Aug 18, 2024
      4. PetezzaDawg
        PetezzaDawg
        Remote activated cardiac arrest
        Aug 19, 2024
    4. SoulPunisher
      Jul 23, 2024
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    5. SoulPunisher
      You know you’re way too deep into brainrot culture when you read your “Things I Wrote” thread and see your 14 year old self called one of his characters ‘Sigma’ and your 24 year old self bursts into hysterical laughter
      Jul 21, 2024
      1. PetezzaDawg, NuclearBobomb, triphora and 1 other person like this.
    6. SoulPunisher
      Just watched my girlfriend graduate, on the Dean's List + got Best Student award. Couldn’t have picked a better or smarter girl, so proud of her!!
      Jul 8, 2024
      1. ultipig, NuclearBobomb, fadedmartian and 1 other person like this.
    7. SoulPunisher
      First time in my life that I haven't tasted crushing defeat on the morning after an election. This is what dreams are made of.
      Jul 5, 2024
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    8. SoulPunisher
      BRITISH ELECTION CALLED HOLY FLIP IT'S TIME TO LARP AS A JOURNALIST IN THE CONTROVERSIAL SECTION FOR THE NEXT 6 WEEKS!!!!!
      May 22, 2024
      1. NuclearBobomb, Tuqueque, KJHaddrell01 and 1 other person like this.
      2. MeowMeowo
        MeowMeowo
        Gonna be my first vote, can’t wait
        May 22, 2024
      3. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        I love that attitude so much fr 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼 Try not to end up like me and get a bit bitter over the whole process as you get older lol
        May 24, 2024
      4. Joy_the_Miner
        Joy_the_Miner
        Heh, you must be carrying that section of the forums.
        May 26, 2024
    9. SoulPunisher
      Who thought that NYC-Dublin portal thing was a good idea 💀💀
      May 16, 2024
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      3. PetezzaDawg
        PetezzaDawg
        I vote London-Paris
        May 17, 2024
      4. StgbtL
        StgbtL
        Imagine if they did LA and Moscow that would be utter chaos (ingame of course)
        May 17, 2024
      5. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        Liverpool-Manchester
        May 20, 2024
    10. SoulPunisher
      Girlfriend is still incredibly ill. Doctors don’t know what it is. Spent my birthday weekend looking after her and it completely passed me by. Got made redundant on Monday. 24th year on the planet is off to a great start.
      May 14, 2024
      2. MrSocks75
        MrSocks75
        Good times will come again. Until then, hang in there!
        May 14, 2024
      3. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        Thanks Socks! I know, just been a remarkable run of bad luck 💀💀 things can never happen one at a time I guess
        May 16, 2024
    11. SoulPunisher
      Girlfriend has been in and out of hospital over the last week. Family came to take her home from university and I had to meet her older sister, her mum, and her step-dad all at once. Absolutely sickening experience.
      Apr 28, 2024
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      2. MoreMoople
        MoreMoople
        Oh no, I hope she's okay! Also yikes about meeting all of them at once in that situation -- sounds awkward.
        Apr 28, 2024
      3. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        Thanks! Just had a bit of a struggle finding an antibiotic that worked on what she came down with, and then there was concern about her developing sepsis the longer it lingered in her system. She conveniently started feeling much better after I had to endure that situation where I've got 3 people I need to leave a good impression on all at once, 1 of which I wasn't expecting to be there till he got out of the car 💀
        Apr 28, 2024
    12. SoulPunisher
      House got burgled while me and my girlfriend slept alone in her house. Landlord’s living room TV stolen (💀). Police interview on New Year’s Eve. Topped off by the shower door exploding while she was in the shower and me spending the whole day cleaning up the glass 💀💀💀
      Dec 30, 2023
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      3. Nickblockmaster
        Nickblockmaster
        Nothing makes me more unsettled than a thief. Thankfully for my sake and theirs, our paths haven't crossed yet. Never say never. Sorry this happened to you. Hope they catch the S-O-B. Jeez, I hope the glass didn't hurt her badly. Glass shards are nothing to play with. Sorry man. That's some stress there!
        Dec 31, 2023
      4. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        I don't think they'll catch them. My girlfriend (student forensic scientist/aspiring CSI), the police officer who took our statements, and the crime scene investigator believe that it was the next door neighbours - but there just isn't enough evidence to start throwing the accusation around officially, and it's doubtful there ever will be.
        Jan 6, 2024
      5. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        Girlfriend wasn't hurt too bad by the shower door though. Had a big gash on her fingertip that made the blood loss look waaay worse than it was and gave me a fright when I went in to help, but she got lucky with that being the worst of it. Hoping 2024 brings us some better luck though 💀💀
        Jan 6, 2024
    13. Jakres
      bark bark
      Sep 15, 2023
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      2. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        woof woof 🐺🐺🐺🐺
        May 14, 2024
      3. Jakres
        Jakres
        woof
        May 14, 2024
      4. Jakres
        Jakres
        lookie its 1st anniversary of this message being on first page
        Sep 15, 2024
    14. SoulPunisher
      danced in the rain with my gf during a thunderstorm while a tribute band played cowboys from hell by pantera behind us today
      Jul 8, 2023
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      2. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        felt like i was in a movie fr
        Jul 8, 2023
      3. ShyguytheGamer1
        ShyguytheGamer1
        main character moment
        Jul 11, 2023
    15. SoulPunisher
      Playing Minecraft with the Mrs. In awe of how much stuff has been added in the half a decade since I last properly played. Saw a toad. Admired the toad. Toads are cool. Then she ran in from the corner of my screen and beat it to death with a shovel. Tears.
      Mar 13, 2023
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    16. SoulPunisher
      Nan passed away on Monday morning. Gonna miss that woman but 73 was a pretty good run I can’t complain about.
      Mar 8, 2023
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      2. Scuffers
        Scuffers
        I'm sorry for your loss.
        Mar 8, 2023
    17. SoulPunisher
      Pretty much lived at my gf's flat for the past 2 weeks. Came home today. On the train I attempted to wrap my arm around around her in the chair next to me even though she wasn't there. Made cups of tea for 2 people when I got home. Sniffing her hoodie in bed rn. Hate life.
      Feb 27, 2023
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      2. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        (that last bit was semi sarcastic i am loving life)
        Feb 27, 2023
    18. SoulPunisher
      Feb 22, 2023
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      3. fadedmartian
        fadedmartian
        im surprised that issue with the supporter message being wonky on mobile still isnt fixed
        Feb 22, 2023
      4. Tuqueque
        Tuqueque
        I’m pretty sure I’ve experienced it in computer as well
        Feb 22, 2023
      5. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        ^^happens on both my phone and pc
        Feb 22, 2023
    19. SoulPunisher
      happy 11th server birthday to me
      Feb 7, 2023
      1. Nickblockmaster, UltiPig, NuclearBobomb and 2 others like this.
      2. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        i have now been a member of this community for the same amount of years i was alive for when i discovered it lol
        Feb 7, 2023
      3. MoreMoople
        MoreMoople
        Congrats on 11 years!
        Feb 7, 2023
      4. Nickblockmaster
        Nickblockmaster
        Congrats!
        Feb 27, 2023
    20. SoulPunisher
      Girl I'm seeing dyed her hair today. She snapped me with her black hair covered in bleach foils. I said "are you dyeing your hair?" An hour later she snapped back and now had red hair. I said "oh cool, what colour?" Realised what I'd just done after I hit send.
      Jan 9, 2023
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      3. triphora
        triphora
        Jan 10, 2023
      4. DrasLeona247
        DrasLeona247
        @triphora probably snapchatted?
        Jan 11, 2023
      5. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        yeah ^^^ 💀
        Jan 11, 2023
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