SoulPunisher
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ridiculous that it’s -5 degrees this week & i put £30 on my heating 2 days ago and it’s already all gone when this time last year at that rate of use it would’ve lasted 7 at least Dec 7, 2022 at 9:16 AM

    1. SoulPunisher
      The year is 2045. I’m driving to the Alps with my loving family for a skiing trip. Black Beatles by Rae Sremmurd comes on the radio. I freeze. My car slams into the railing protecting us from a 800 feet drop and my car tumbles over the edge. What happens next will shock you.
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      2. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        im a black beatle stained red seats in the regal shattered john lennon glasses i’m spread eagle 💀💀💀💀
        Jun 13, 2022
    2. SoulPunisher
      R2D2 straight up attempting to kill C3PO by pushing him off a ledge and into a lethal drop was a hate crime and you can’t convince me otherwise
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      2. farmerguyson
        farmerguyson
        BeeYoop BeeDeepBoom Weeop DEEpaEEya
        Jun 12, 2022
    3. SoulPunisher
      “I guess I was wrong, there was no danger at all!” *ship immediately blows up and kills 15 people*
      1. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        funniest scene
        Jun 12, 2022
    4. SoulPunisher
      jar jar did nothing wrong
      1. AncientTower
        AncientTower
        Except for becoming a Sith. Other than that he’s alright.
        Jun 11, 2022
    5. SoulPunisher
      after seeing the new top gun i would like to announce that i believe the world simply does not have enough aircraft carriers. invest the entire gdp of california into fighter jets
      1. PetezzaDawg
        PetezzaDawg
        Can’t wait for bottom gun
        Jun 8, 2022
      2. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        power bottom gun
        Jun 8, 2022
    6. FadedMartian
      any lingering covid side effects? hope you’re feeling better!
      1. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        Been cough-free since Friday so that's good, but I'm still struggling with walking for longer than 10 mins at a time without running out of breath and my resting heart rate still hasn't settled back down to normal. It took my sister 2 months for that to correct itself when she had it though so I kinda expected that and since my cardio is way better than her's I should be better in a few weeks.
        Apr 20, 2022
      2. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        I've had some lingering fatigue too but that's been getting noticeably better as I've started eating + sleeping properly again. I do feel much better than when I had the virus though! :P
        Apr 20, 2022
    7. SoulPunisher
      thinking about moving to spain for a few years
      1. TomvanWijnen
        TomvanWijnen
        haha brexit
        Apr 19, 2022
      2. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        i am an irish citizen the B word doesn't affect me :PPPPPP
        Apr 20, 2022
      3. FadedMartian
        FadedMartian
        do it! or Italy :D
        Apr 20, 2022
    8. SoulPunisher
      the people demand a sequel to morbius
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      2. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        we need Morbius 2 - Part I (2024) and Morbius 2 - Part II (2025), Morbius 3 (2027) and Morbius Kills The Marvel Cinematic Universe (2028) to be ordered by Sony ASAP
        Apr 14, 2022
      3. Hashhog
        Hashhog
        That timeline is too condensed... do you really want all of humanity's best cinema to be put out in a 6-year span? We should have a staggered rollout plan for the next 50 years for the sake of keeping the rest of the industry alive (and for giving us something to hope for).
        Apr 14, 2022
      4. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        you're right, phase one of the morbiusverse should conclude with Morbius Kills The DC Extended Universe in 2028 and killing marvel should be the last big event of the 2030s (to give them a chance to match the morbiusverse)
        Apr 15, 2022
    9. SoulPunisher
      Day 7 of COVID: I am now 48 hours clear of fever, aches, sore throat, and constant exhaustion. I'm also 24 hours clear of sneezes and sniffles. Still fighting off a horrendous cough and still testing positive though. Also dropped a kilogram and only got my appetite back today lol
      1. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        Not the worst illness I’ve ever had but definitely in the top 5. Can’t recommend it. Omicron has a cool name tho glad to be part of that wave
        Apr 10, 2022
      1. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        way more subtle than valdez, alaska but i like it
        Apr 10, 2022
      2. Jakres
        Jakres
        both locations have the same theme 🤔
        Apr 10, 2022
    10. SoulPunisher
      honk if thatcher’s dead
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      3. triphora
        triphora
        merry christmas maggie thatcher
        Apr 8, 2022
      4. OhMiku
        OhMiku
        ding dong
        Apr 8, 2022
      5. SoulPunisher
    11. SoulPunisher
      fun game idea: lock jameela jamil, an average twitter user, and a redditor inside a room and see how long it takes for them to stop being able to outdo each other with chronically online takes
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      3. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        i am if I wear a funny mask and ride around on a tricycle
        Apr 6, 2022
      4. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        I’d like to add a politics tiktoker to this game, particularly one of the skinny ones who wear stripey jumpers and have perms
        Apr 6, 2022
      5. PetezzaDawg
        PetezzaDawg
        I'd rather play squid game
        Apr 7, 2022
    12. SoulPunisher
      Put my childhood dog of 15 years down 30 mins ago. Rest in peace Pepper :-)
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    13. SoulPunisher
      I think I’ve developed an allergy to peanuts.
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      2. MoreMoople
      3. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        Turns out my allergy to peanuts hasn’t gotten worse, I just have COVID lol
        Apr 5, 2022
      4. MoreMoople
        MoreMoople
        Feel better soon!
        Apr 5, 2022
    14. SoulPunisher
      Last year Joe Biden said he was 77. This year he’s 78. Next year he’ll probably change his answer to 79. Which is it, Biden? The people demand the answer.
    15. SoulPunisher
      first episode of moon knight was really good im so happy to see my favourite marvel hero in live action
      1. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        regarding the other marvel property beginning with 'm' that got a live action adaptation from sony today: dont care
        Mar 30, 2022
    16. SoulPunisher
      Will Smith in the Oscars is the most terrifying villain to have ever existed in a piece of media. He's an intruder in the script Chris Rock and the academy so carefully wrote... like he's in some kinda suicide squad. Truly horrifying.
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      2. PetezzaDawg
        PetezzaDawg
        I genuinely can't avoid Will Smith no matter where I go on the internet. I love it. the memes are top tier
        Mar 29, 2022
    17. SoulPunisher
      The Joker in The Dark Knight is the most terrifying villain to have ever existed in a piece of media. He’s an intruder in the ‘crime is bad’ philosophy established in Batman Begins. This is a man who finds the thought of crime funny. Truly horrifying.
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