SoulPunisher

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i hate harry potter but if i see one more argument about whether it’s okay to play hogwarts legacy or not i am going to buy it and complete every achievement out of spite Jan 26, 2023 at 9:34 AM

1. SoulPunisher
  i hate harry potter but if i see one more argument about whether it’s okay to play hogwarts legacy or not i am going to buy it and complete every achievement out of spite
  
  Jan 26, 2023 at 9:34 AM
2. SoulPunisher
  every time i go to my gf’s flat i get random cuts all over my right hand specifically… weird phenomenomonomnom
  
  Jan 22, 2023 at 4:47 PM
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  2. SoulPunisher
    currently have 2 on my thumb, 1 on the palm of my hand, 4 on the back. absolutely nothing on the left one
    
    Jan 22, 2023 at 4:49 PM
3. SoulPunisher
  The Last of Us Episode #1 has further proved to me that The Walking Dead should’ve been a HBO show 💀💀 fr tho that episode was incredible I’m so excited to see the rest
  
  Jan 16, 2023
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4. SoulPunisher
  Girl I'm seeing dyed her hair today. She snapped me with her black hair covered in bleach foils. I said "are you dyeing your hair?" An hour later she snapped back and now had red hair. I said "oh cool, what colour?" Realised what I'd just done after I hit send.
  
  Jan 9, 2023
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  3. triphora
    I can't imagine it's this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snapped
    
    Jan 10, 2023
  4. DrasLeona247
    @triphora probably snapchatted?
    
    Jan 11, 2023
  5. SoulPunisher
    yeah ^^^ 💀
    
    Jan 11, 2023
5. SoulPunisher
  just realised it’s the 23rd and i have bought absolutely nobody their presents yet
  
  Dec 23, 2022
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  2. SoulPunisher
    I haven’t even gotten my dog anything 🤡
    
    Dec 23, 2022
  3. Tuqueque
    Forget about presents and go to the same bar you went last week to finally get the *woman's* number ;)
    
    Dec 23, 2022
  4. SoulPunisher
    won't be back out until january i dont think so i can't + i live in the 4th biggest city in the UK the likelihood of me finding her again is insanely small hahhaha
    
    Dec 24, 2022
6. SoulPunisher
  Big night out. I see the most mesmerising woman I've ever seen on the dance floor. We dance together. Kiss. Mates decide to leave for food and I follow. One taxi ride and night of sleep later I realise I ditched her without asking for her number. Final fumble of the year.
  
  Dec 11, 2022
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  3. AnonReturns
    This sounds like a Christmas movie :P
    
    Dec 12, 2022
  4. MoreMoople
    Omg Nony, you're totally right :o
    
    Dec 13, 2022
  5. SoulPunisher
    where's the part where we inexplicably bump into each other in the street and get a second chance at love and i spend christmas with her family 💀
    
    Dec 14, 2022
7. SoulPunisher
  “USA! USA! USA!” and “WALES SUCK!” are not very good footy chants.
  
  Nov 22, 2022
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  3. AnonReturns
    I'm not looking forward to the Wales match >.<
    
    Nov 27, 2022
  4. Hoops_McCann
    A friendly little gathering before the fixture. https://www.itemfix.com/v?t=ofqrbe
    
    Nov 28, 2022
  5. SoulPunisher
    nowt rong there just sum true brexit geezers showin there luv 4 kween n country 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
    
    Nov 28, 2022
8. Jakres
  >sounds of eesti national universal electricity service
  
  https://www.energia.ee/en/era/elekter/elektrileping-ja-paketid?customers=home-customer&packages=fixPlus
  https://www.alexela.ee/et/eraklient-elekter/universaalteenus
  https://www.gaas.ee/en/estonian-gas/electricity/
  
  Sep 30, 2022
9. SoulPunisher
  The Queen Is Dead
  
  Sep 8, 2022
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  2. weeh
    Not yet, but it looks ominous :(
    
    Sep 8, 2022
  3. SoulPunisher
    I mean the fact that the Prime Minister and the Leader of the Opposition (both members of the Privy Council) abruptly left a debate on the most pressing issue facing the country speaks volumes IMO
    
    Sep 8, 2022
  4. weeh
    The other members of the royal family have just landed at Aberdeen airport and are on their way to Balmoral
    
    Sep 8, 2022
10. SoulPunisher
  IN SEPTEMBER I’LL BE IN BEIJING, OPENING UP NEW PORK MARKETS 😀
  
  Sep 3, 2022
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  2. PetezzaDawg
    Mama Mia! Here we go again!
    
    Sep 4, 2022
11. SoulPunisher
  Talked to another girl. Had a conversation about Marvel. She tells me she liked the 2000s FF movies a lot, I said they were bad. "I only watched them for Jessica Alba." She said "same." I said "Jessica Alba would want you to give me your number." Lass walks off. Another fumble.
  
  Aug 29, 2022
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  2. SoulPunisher
    convo was dry as hell from her very first word ("hi [5 seconds of silence waiting for me to say something back]") ngl but she's the one who approached me so like what the hell lol
    
    Aug 29, 2022
  3. Nickblockmaster
    It's all about compatibility. A good example ... Motorcycles will cure any doubts. Girls ... Goodluck with that lol
    
    Aug 30, 2022
12. SoulPunisher
  GOT ACCEPTED INTO UNI LETS GOOO 🥳🥳🥳🥳
  
  Aug 26, 2022
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  2. Tuqueque
    Congrats!
    
    Aug 26, 2022
  3. MoreMoople
    Congrats! :D
    
    Aug 27, 2022
  4. SoulPunisher
    thank u!!
    
    Aug 28, 2022
13. SoulPunisher
  My granddad's had a (small!) stroke. Would appreciate being kept in people's thoughts/prayers and all that stuff while he recovers, thank u xx
  
  Aug 15, 2022
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  2. Nickblockmaster
    Ask and it will be given
    
    Aug 30, 2022
14. SoulPunisher
  Having a conversation with a girl. Complimented her tattoos. She said thanks, tells me about how they get her funny looks when she goes to church. "How often do you go church?" She gives me a funny look. Does not give me her number when we're done talking. How did I fumble 💀
  
  Jul 27, 2022
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15. SoulPunisher
  why was it 28 degrees at 1am 😭
  
  Jul 19, 2022
  2. aletrisrex
    sound like south east asia's weather. rn i've 34c at noon.
    night is 23-28c
    
    Jul 19, 2022
  3. UltiPig
    it'll be 40c here tomorrow
    
    Jul 19, 2022
  4. SoulPunisher
    its been 40c here for the past 2 days
    
    Jul 19, 2022
16. SoulPunisher
  i have literally been to north africa and have not felt 37 degrees until today lmao
  
  Jul 18, 2022
  2. OhMiku
    it hit 32 here, supposed to hit 35 tomorrow. throwing myself into the ocean is starting to feel like a good idea
    
    Jul 18, 2022
  3. SoulPunisher
    i took a cold shower before I went to bed and it didn’t help at all, at this point I’m convinced the ocean is the only way
    
    Jul 19, 2022
17. SoulPunisher
  The red weather alert (‘danger to life’) has fallen over where I live 💀💀 not looking forward to 35-40c in a house designed to insulate
  
  Jul 15, 2022
  2. SoulPunisher
    Also this’ll be the first time in history the temperature gets that high here so we don’t have any infrastructure to deal with it
    
    Jul 15, 2022
  3. MoreMoople
    That really stinks, good luck. :(
    
    Jul 15, 2022
18. SoulPunisher
  pa' ti naki chicken teriyaki
  
  Jul 13, 2022
19. SoulPunisher
  tired
  
  Jul 10, 2022
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  2. PetezzaDawg
    cheer up man, boris resigned
    
    Jul 11, 2022
  3. SoulPunisher
    make way for supreme leader priti patel <33
    
    Jul 12, 2022
20. SoulPunisher
  Want a laugh? This was published a week ago: https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-06-25/a-defiant-boris-johnson-says-he-s-staying-uk-leader-into-2030s
  
  Jul 7, 2022
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