The aliens thought it was a cry in terror but no... as they screamed, they changed what dance they were all doing and the words they screamed were "EEEEEEY MACARENA!"
Alien after alien collapsed to the floor, their skin crumbled and their bones turned to ask, then Katonog released her almighty weapon....
Katonog toasted some bread and made herself some toast and when she reenergized she was an unbeatable force!
But sadly, she used the last of the bread so therefore, no more peanut butter and jelly sandwiches could be made, which lowered morale of the few surviving aliens from the Macarena attack.
"If you want my secret recipe, you'll have to get through the Sacred Sandwich Guardians first!", she thundered with authority as 6 ten foot-tall poptarts erupted from the earth around her.
Too bad for Katonog that on this planet, practically every commercial break on TV had a commercial of people tricking poptarts into toasters to be eaten...
So, the people tricked the poptarts into being eaten, and this gave the people renewed strength and confidence!
But unknown to the people the poptarts had planned ahead, because you see; what goes in, eventually comes out... Yes, I feel evil now
The poptarts were launched from the toasters towards the humans and took a group of them down with one swift swing of...
But on the bright side, the backup anti-poptart brigade was made up of hungry cakes who couldn't wait to chow down on the helpless poptarts.
After that messy but tasty war and clean-up, our young hero, Sklin takes upon himself a terrible quest from the Graet Lym!
Sklin, who just woke up, looked at the morning sun and took a vow: "This time I shall overcome!" I LOVE THIS! Why didn't anyone tell me about this before?
Sklin blinked while being obviously surprised, he wasn't expecting this, so he yelled back: "That's not how it goes in the movies!". *lol*
