As the peoples of QA ran for the hills, a mysterious giant, with long stringy hair stinking to high heaven, big shiny boots buckled tight that came up to his knees, a beard so long and tangled, it looked like he had been roughing it in the Canadian wilderness for at least a day, seemed to appear out of nowhere saying "Do not be afraid people of Quercus Alba, I am here to help".
He was a lumberjack that went by the name of Paul Bunion, with a mighty army of lumberjacks prepped with their great double-bit axes!
The lumberjack army surged forward and began slaying the enemy left and right, sending frogs flying over the walls of the city and into the moat below, cooking them up into tasty frog leg stew, and even going so far as to pull the great warrior FDNY21 (miraculously healed by amphibious intestinal juices) from the mouth of the great frog leader, who they made into an elegant soufflé.
Upon sight of this elegant souffle, a giant Bill Cosby popped up out of nowhere; he pulled out his magical sausage sword and fiercely waved it in his enemies' face, where they all spontaneously exploded into a huge cloud of purple dust!
Or is it; in the land of Landicerous, we meet the princess, who is nearly a queen, named Zezzle, whom must first defeat a giant before becoming a queen.
However, because he was a cyborg and not a giant, the giants killed him, and as they were doing that, Zezzle was able to take one of their dead and started to bring it to town when something very bad happened...
Zezzle was captured by a group of bandit Greshles, crab like people that cover themselves in trash and other random things, who took her to the desert dwelling, S Sa San Sand.
Meanwhile...The 5 brave men, Bruce, Chuck, and the other guys continued to punch and beat up the king of the frogmen, charging straight to their mountain-base.
However, because they had all died in the Huge Cloud of Purple Dust, they were in the spirit world; a world where some pretty dang weird stuff happens regularly like a lizard with three heads takes them off and starts juggling with them.
