For reference: https://empireminecraft.com/threads/thank-you-to-all-emc-staff-3.75900/ Admins: Aikar: Too much 5-Hour Energy, not enough water. Krysyy: Terrifying, millennia-old dragon that watches me when I sleep. Refuses to acknowledge the comedy brilliance that is my puns. Developers: Chickeneer: Said my sacrificial temple looked kinda weird that one time. JesusPower2: Made me feel bad cuz his nether project is way cooler than mine. MrSocks75: Won't just stay at his computer and be a nerd, he's gotta go travel and actually see the world. RogueRevan: Lives under the delusion that Darth Revan is somehow superior to Darth Bane. TheCritic: Giving people emeralds for free? This is how we get communism, Critic. Senior staff: AlexC__: Didn't bid enough on my auction for a Dragon Egg. B4DMAN5IMON: I live in constant fear that he will destroy everything I love just because he's bored. BigDavie: Refuses my requests to live in my closet and constantly serenade me with his wonderful singing like a heavenly boogieman. Chickeneer: Already covered this one, pay attention, please. ElfinPineapple: Puts pizza on his pineapple. Yes, you read that right. Eviltoade: Mad at him cuz we became mod at the same time, but he is quantifiably far superior to me. Makes me look bad. Hashhog: Doesn't do enough road edits for me, we have yet to break a triple-digit number of them. ItsMeMatheus: Limits his love of birds solely to ducks. All birds need love, Matheus. RainbowChin: Do I even really need to say what's wrong here? #ChinBrokeIt The_Boulder: Won't stop spamming me with The_Pebble heads. I literally can't burn them fast enough. Moderators: AncientTower: Name includes the word "Tower", yet I haven't even seen a proper damsel in distress locked up inside. AnonReturns: Pretty alright, but she's related to Sachrock, so that's an instant fail. Baradar67: Still can't figure out what a "Baradar" is. Also, I don't like the number 67. BreezyMan: Too many market days. You're engaging the community too much, you gotta push their expectations down first. BurgerKnight: Literally just Diet Luckygreenbird. carolmoss: Moss usually grows on boulders, and I don't like The_Boulder, so you're going down with him. crystaldragon13: Calls me pony even though I'm clearly only half pony. This is speciesist and it needs to stop. Dramanya: Won't let me make an event that's just people screaming in Discord for 2 hours. EmperorMelon: Melons are just sweet pumpkins, and pumpkins are just arrogant squashes. As a fan of squashes, I strongly protest this offense. fBuilderS: Too new, I don't like change. FDNY21: Acts as if cars are so cool and great just because they are fun to look at, drive, and ride in. iamcavie: Insults my intelligence assuming he has to state that "i am" cavie, like I won't get it if he doesn't. Just because my IQ is so low that scientists came and did experiments on me as a child to figure out what was wrong, that doesn't mean I'm stupid, thank you very much. JackBiggin: Didn't let me on stream team after I submitted a video of Lucky and I staring at each other for like 30 seconds. That video was a masterpiece, and no one can tell me differently. JDHallows: Spends time on SMP8 that's not at my sacrificial temple, and refuses to burn everything he owns for the glory of the gods. JohnKid: He's OK. Luckygreenbird: I'm not even gonna bother. There's so much wrong that if I got started, I couldn't stop. Melk73: Doesn't know how to spell "milk". MercenaryCrow: Same problem as with Matheus, restricts bird love to one bird, this time it's crows. All birds need love, Crow. NickkG: Started the "Funny Staff Moments" thread, but as we've established, all the staff members are terrible, so that thread is a lie. Sachrock: Won't let me turn his spawn res on SMP8 into a giant statue of a budgie with giant, swole arms. Also, he never supports my dream of burning every valuable item on EMC by giving me his entire vast collection of promos. Sazukemono: Laughs at my jokes too much. We all know they aren't funny, don't you patronize me. Slvr: Changed name from LongJohnSlvrs. First one was better. Weeh: Name is an expression of joy, and I hate joy.
Finally, the truth has been revealed! I always knew something like this was going to happen someday. But I think you left someone out. There's this mod who players often refer to as BK and I tell you... That can't be all good either. I mean, players talking about a funny and helpful mod? Sounds peculiar, right? I haven't fully figured out who this is but once I do I'll definitely try to write a message or two about that... Speaking of peculiar, your name seems somehow familiar to me <runs!>
Excuse me, are you assuming that he doesn't have a feminine side that he simply hasn't shown us because he doesn't feel comfortable enough to express it because of societal norms? How inconsiderate. >:U
I've burned a few things at your temple! Just, I prefer giving stuff away to people in events rather than burn it in your temple I admit to not spending a lot of time at your temple, though. It just gets lonely sitting on top of it all by yourself.
This made me laugh a lot. Just --- LOL. Very clever. Melk73 and JohnKid don't have anything against them. xD
I think I laughed as much as others did at the comment towards me I'll take it though, being 'OK' is probably better than 'JK', hehe.
