Egeau

Venerable Member, Male, from Any armchair will do.

Someone donates one kidney and is halled as a hero, but I donated five, and got arrested? Jan 17, 2020 at 9:48 AM

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1. Egeau
  Someone donates one kidney and is halled as a hero, but I donated five, and got arrested?
  
  Jan 17, 2020 at 9:48 AM
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  2. TheFryedmans
    ? How you got 5 of them? Googles how many kidneys we have
    
    Jan 17, 2020 at 4:44 PM
  3. Egeau
    t h a t s . t h e . j o k e . . .
    
    Jan 18, 2020 at 4:32 AM
2. Egeau
  I just got a letter that said my Retirement bennefit wasn't going to go up this year... Seriously fishers, how old do you think I am?
  
  Jan 16, 2020 at 8:02 AM
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  3. TomvanWijnen
    "het bedrag wat" sigh.
    @607: huh, are you actually getting something? What for? I'd like free money. :P
    
    Jan 17, 2020 at 12:58 PM
  4. 607
    For a parent employed in education dying before age of retirement. I think all of us (my brother, sister and I) receive it monthly between the ages of 18 and 24, or something like that. I'm not quite sure why (maybe they assume that if my father was still alive he might have given me financial support?), but it's welcome. ;)
    
    Jan 18, 2020 at 4:32 AM
  5. TomvanWijnen
    Ahh, I see! Your assumption seems right to me, that's also what happens for me: I don't have to worry about money yet and don't need to get a loan because my parents care for everything. And, as I'm still living at home, the only extra money spent for my studies is a couple of books per year and the yearly fee, so it's not that much more anyways. :)
    
    Jan 18, 2020 at 6:56 AM
3. Egeau
  Hail Satan - The only one worth worshipping.
  
  Jan 5, 2020
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  3. Egeau
    To the points your trying to make:
    1) No, that is not what Solipsism is. Look it up again.
    2) “Vengelance instead of turning the other cheek” is exactly what the LaVey activists are doing: Christians do something wrong, and they push back just as hard in response.
    
    Jan 6, 2020
  4. Egeau
    I have now written 1300 words in defence of a status.
    All three responses, by the way, are written as one small continues essay, of which I post one (or maybe two) paragraphs per comment.
    
    Jan 6, 2020
  5. Hoops_McCann
    1. I said "practical solipsism". Engaging in public spectacle and finding a response extraordinary would involves a particularly self-centered state of mind.
    2. I haven't mentioned Christianity and it is irrelevant with respect to my line of query. I would presume if you lived in a predominantly Muslim nation for example your viewpoint would he the same.
    3. Thanks for your time.
    
    Jan 6, 2020
4. wafflecoffee
  Jelle? :o
  
  Dec 27, 2019
  2. Egeau
    Don't worry, I'm still Jelle. It's just not my minecraft name anymore :P
    
    Dec 28, 2019
5. Egeau
  Name change... Why is a long story...
  
  Dec 27, 2019
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  2. TomvanWijnen
    Plenty of space in our PM. :D
    
    Dec 27, 2019
  3. Joy_the_Miner
    I welcome your new name Jelle~ ^^
    
    Dec 27, 2019
6. UltiPig
  swedish krona
  
  Nov 20, 2019
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  2. Egeau
    Yes. One question: Do I need to question your sanity, or my own?
    
    Nov 21, 2019
7. Egeau
  A little over five thousend posts and a little over ten thousend likes. No, I don't have a life, thanks for asking.
  
  Nov 16, 2019
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  2. Nickblockmaster
    As long as you don’t throw your achievements back at yourself as failures. Indeed, you’ve been a great part of the forums. We’re lucky to have you.
    
    Nov 16, 2019
8. Egeau
  In the past week, I have basically binge-watched all the video essays by Anita Sarkeesian's FemministFrequency. I am not disapointed. Only love to her and what she's been through to make them :-)
  
  Oct 28, 2019
9. Egeau
  It is i, the imaginary constant
  
  Oct 15, 2019
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  2. TomvanWijnen
    imazing.
    
    Oct 15, 2019
10. Egeau
  Apparently I have been on the forums for seven years now... wow... Also: I'm back :-)
  
  Aug 27, 2019
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  2. Elaeric
    Welcome Back! Congrats on 7 years as well :-)
    
    Aug 27, 2019
  3. TomvanWijnen
    Congratulations and welcome back! :D
    
    Aug 27, 2019
  4. Joy_the_Miner
    Awesome!
    
    Sep 1, 2019
11. Egeau
  Leaving for France tomorrow morning. I may or may not have internet at the places I'll be. If you need me for something: good luck :P
  
  Aug 12, 2019
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  2. TomvanWijnen
    Success in English is if you've already achieved something. :P For all non-Dutchies, he means "good luck". :P If you happen to need him for something, you can contact me too, I might be able to help. :)
    
    Aug 12, 2019
  3. Egeau
    I edited that... Now it's actually correct English... :P
    
    Aug 12, 2019
12. Egeau
  5000 Posts... That's quite something, isn't it? I'm also getting somewhat close to the 10 000 likes. I think that, instead of calling this a great acheavement, I should be realistic and see this as an indicator I should worry about my social life more.
  
  Aug 6, 2019
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  2. TomvanWijnen
    Congratulations! :D Be happy you're not as bad as I am (yet? :P)... ;) Though, wait, is that something I should be happy with..? :rolleyes:
    
    Aug 6, 2019
  3. MerRhyAndBright
    Yeaaaaah, I feel that
    
    Aug 6, 2019
  4. TomvanWijnen
    Rhydiculous it is. ;)
    
    Aug 6, 2019
13. Egeau
  The only thing humans are worse at than not killing eachother is predicting the future. We always expect utopia, where in fact we tend to get smarter ways to do the stupid stuff we have always been doing.
  
  Jul 17, 2019
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  2. Joy_the_Miner
    I agree with that statement. I also enjoy how we used to think that "flying cars" would be the future, or how in the 50's (in America at least), they tried to predict what our lifestyles would be in the year 2000. Boy were they dead wrong. Such an interesting species humans are, yeah?
    
    Jul 17, 2019
14. Egeau
  Sience fact: Wheelchairs are bad for you: It turns out people who use them have a worse health on average.
  
  Jun 29, 2019
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  3. TomvanWijnen
    It's a fact of which the realisation and wording of it is funny to some. :P
    
    Jun 29, 2019
  4. Egeau
    Well... Not really...
    It's a joke, where the joke lies in that correlation doesn't always mean causation. Indeed, People in wheelchairs have a worse health on average, but that is not because the wheelchair made them have that worse health, that is because if you have a bad health, there is a change you have to get a wheelchair.
    Explained the joke for you, now it's no longer funny :P
    
    Jun 30, 2019
  5. Egeau
    The context is that I am currently doing a course/module statistics at the universety of Amsterdam.
    Not as in: How to use the statistical methods, but as in: How to mathematically proof the statistical methods are true, even the very obscure ones.
    
    Jun 30, 2019
15. Lukas3226
  Sorry, but not too sorry, for the random post. But I wanted to say I really like your and Tom's wool shop.
  
  Jun 12, 2019
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  2. TomvanWijnen
    Thanks! :D I hooe we'll see some customers soon, as it's been really quiet unfortunately... We opened just around the time some random person appeared with infinite amounts of wool, sadly... I'm happy with my auction so far, though. :)
    
    Jun 12, 2019
16. Egeau
  I know, I make terrible science jokes, jet only periodically, and it won't take long before all the good chemistry ones argon, so those won't hertz you an-ohm-ore, if my jokes are too bad to fit in any category, protist. - My name is Bond, Ionic bond. Taken, not shared.
  
  May 2, 2019
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  3. MerRhyAndBright
    i love you
    
    May 2, 2019
  4. The_Y0sh
    My teacher threw some sodium chloride at me...
    That's a salt!
    
    May 2, 2019
  5. MerRhyAndBright
    Half of the teacher then underwent an oxidation reaction while the other half underwent a reduction reaction. It was a salt and battery.
    
    May 2, 2019
17. Egeau
  science fact: Birthdays are good for you: statistics show that people who have the most live the longest!
  
  Apr 14, 2019
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18. Egeau
  Mhm... So you drive on parkways and park on driveways? And you are telling me Dutch is a strange langue?
  
  Apr 8, 2019
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  2. SoulPunisher
    I've never heard of a parkway, but yeah driveway is weird. Thankfully in the region of England I live in its called a 'spot' :P
    
    Apr 8, 2019
  3. TomvanWijnen
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parkway
    "spot" yes that's how I like it. :D
    
    Apr 8, 2019
  4. MerRhyAndBright
    You also cook bacon and bake cookies.
    
    May 2, 2019
19. Egeau
  Happy π day everyone :D Not celebrating it would be irrational :P
  
  Mar 14, 2019
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  2. Egeau
    Anyone celabrating with π pie?
    
    Mar 14, 2019
  3. TomvanWijnen
    I celebrated it with Einstein pie. :D
    
    Mar 21, 2019
20. Egeau
  People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day...
  
  Mar 3, 2019
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  2. FadedMartian
    everything is possible, kim possible
    
    Mar 3, 2019
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