Egeau
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Egeau

Venerable Member, Male, from Not where you want me to be

I look inside myself and ask: "Do I feel like a man or a women," and after all these years, the answer is still that I feel like crap. Feb 16, 2020

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Feb 23, 2020 at 3:14 PM
    1. AncientTower
      I saw in the auction, 255 mail deliveries. Quite impressive but are you not worried that there might be a cap to the mail service and you won't receive anything after a certain point?
      1. Egeau
        Egeau
        I think Tom has close to a thousend... His main accound is ahead of the rest, so we check every now and then to see if it capped, so far it didn't. It's honestly just the best place we could fine to store all those diamond, emeralds and vault/stable vouchers of having five accounds around 1000 vore bonus, and three around 2000... So far: no cap, so we're fine :P
        Feb 17, 2020 at 2:08 PM
    2. Egeau
      I look inside myself and ask: "Do I feel like a man or a women," and after all these years, the answer is still that I feel like crap.
      1. wafflecoffee and TomvanWijnen like this.
      2. TomvanWijnen
        TomvanWijnen
        You should try looking somewhere else than your intestines, maybe that will help. ;)
        Feb 16, 2020
      3. wafflecoffee
        wafflecoffee
        Oh, someone changed it.
        Feb 16, 2020
      4. Egeau
        Egeau
        Yeah.. It looks like it. Let's see if this word would be allowed. It is considered worse in Dutch, But I have heard it in the US more oftenly...
        Feb 16, 2020
    3. Egeau
      I'm riding the luggage claim conveyor belt at the airport; I must have gone round a hundred times, but still no one has claimed me.
      1. wafflecoffee likes this.
      2. TomvanWijnen
        TomvanWijnen
        I'd claim you. <3
        Feb 10, 2020
      3. Egeau
        Egeau
        <3
        Feb 10, 2020
    4. Egeau
      I have no pronouns. Please do not refer to me.
      1. Extendingskys
        Extendingskys
        Most relatable thing i've ever seen on EMC
        Feb 10, 2020
    5. Egeau
      I'm giving up drinking for a month. Sorry, that contained a punctuation error: I'm giving up. Drinking for a month.
      1. Sylenzo
        Sylenzo
        I hope you have thought of some other method to intake water!
        Don't want to get too dehydrated
        Feb 2, 2020
      2. luckycordel
        luckycordel
        I gave up drinking 24 years ago, when my boy was born. You'll be amazed how much better you'll feel after the initial shock is over. That's the hard part! Wish ya the best!
        Feb 2, 2020
    6. Egeau
      Someone donates one kidney and is halled as a hero, but I donated five, and got arrested?
      1. TheFryedmans
        TheFryedmans
        ? How you got 5 of them? Googles how many kidneys we have
        Jan 17, 2020
      2. Egeau
        Egeau
        t h a t s . t h e . j o k e . . .
        Jan 18, 2020
    7. Egeau
      I just got a letter that said my Retirement bennefit wasn't going to go up this year... Seriously fishers, how old do you think I am?
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      3. TomvanWijnen
        TomvanWijnen
        Ahh, I see! Your assumption seems right to me, that's also what happens for me: I don't have to worry about money yet and don't need to get a loan because my parents care for everything. And, as I'm still living at home, the only extra money spent for my studies is a couple of books per year and the yearly fee, so it's not that much more anyways. :)
        Jan 18, 2020
      4. 607
        607
        So much for that age range. If you started receiving before 2018, it stops when you're 21. So that's in a few months. :/
        Jan 21, 2020
      5. TomvanWijnen
        TomvanWijnen
        :/ that sucks!
        Jan 21, 2020
    8. Egeau
      Hail Satan - The only one worth worshipping.
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      2. Egeau
        Egeau
        To the points your trying to make:
        1) No, that is not what Solipsism is. Look it up again.
        2) “Vengelance instead of turning the other cheek” is exactly what the LaVey activists are doing: Christians do something wrong, and they push back just as hard in response.
        Jan 6, 2020
      3. Egeau
        Egeau
        I have now written 1300 words in defence of a status.
        All three responses, by the way, are written as one small continues essay, of which I post one (or maybe two) paragraphs per comment.
        Jan 6, 2020
      4. Hoops_McCann
        Hoops_McCann
        1. I said "practical solipsism". Engaging in public spectacle and finding a response extraordinary would involves a particularly self-centered state of mind.
        2. I haven't mentioned Christianity and it is irrelevant with respect to my line of query. I would presume if you lived in a predominantly Muslim nation for example your viewpoint would he the same.
        3. Thanks for your time.
        Jan 6, 2020
    9. wafflecoffee
      Jelle? :o
      1. Egeau
        Egeau
        Don't worry, I'm still Jelle. It's just not my minecraft name anymore :P
        Dec 28, 2019
    10. Egeau
      Name change... Why is a long story...
      1. wafflecoffee and Joy_the_Miner like this.
      2. TomvanWijnen
        TomvanWijnen
        Plenty of space in our PM. :D
        Dec 27, 2019
      3. Joy_the_Miner
        Joy_the_Miner
        I welcome your new name Jelle~ ^^
        Dec 27, 2019
    11. UltiPig
      swedish krona
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      2. Egeau
        Egeau
        Yes. One question: Do I need to question your sanity, or my own?
        Nov 21, 2019
    12. Egeau
      A little over five thousend posts and a little over ten thousend likes. No, I don't have a life, thanks for asking.
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      2. Nickblockmaster
        Nickblockmaster
        As long as you don’t throw your achievements back at yourself as failures. Indeed, you’ve been a great part of the forums. We’re lucky to have you.
        Nov 16, 2019
    13. Egeau
      In the past week, I have basically binge-watched all the video essays by Anita Sarkeesian's FemministFrequency. I am not disapointed. Only love to her and what she's been through to make them :-)
    14. Egeau
      It is i, the imaginary constant
      1. TomvanWijnen
        TomvanWijnen
        imazing.
        Oct 15, 2019
    15. Egeau
      Apparently I have been on the forums for seven years now... wow... Also: I'm back :-)
      1. Elaeriic
        Elaeriic
        Welcome Back! Congrats on 7 years as well :-)
        Aug 27, 2019
      2. TomvanWijnen
        TomvanWijnen
        Congratulations and welcome back! :D
        Aug 27, 2019
      3. Joy_the_Miner
        Joy_the_Miner
        Awesome!
        Sep 1, 2019
    16. Egeau
      Leaving for France tomorrow morning. I may or may not have internet at the places I'll be. If you need me for something: good luck :P
      1. 607, Will_McNab and TomvanWijnen like this.
      2. TomvanWijnen
        TomvanWijnen
        Success in English is if you've already achieved something. :P For all non-Dutchies, he means "good luck". :P If you happen to need him for something, you can contact me too, I might be able to help. :)
        Aug 12, 2019
      3. Egeau
        Egeau
        I edited that... Now it's actually correct English... :P
        Aug 12, 2019
    17. Egeau
      5000 Posts... That's quite something, isn't it? I'm also getting somewhat close to the 10 000 likes. I think that, instead of calling this a great acheavement, I should be realistic and see this as an indicator I should worry about my social life more.
      1. TomvanWijnen
        TomvanWijnen
        Congratulations! :D Be happy you're not as bad as I am (yet? :P)... ;) Though, wait, is that something I should be happy with..? :rolleyes:
        Aug 6, 2019
      2. MerRhyAndBright
        MerRhyAndBright
        Yeaaaaah, I feel that
        Aug 6, 2019
      3. TomvanWijnen
        TomvanWijnen
        Rhydiculous it is. ;)
        Aug 6, 2019
    18. Egeau
      The only thing humans are worse at than not killing eachother is predicting the future. We always expect utopia, where in fact we tend to get smarter ways to do the stupid stuff we have always been doing.
      1. Joy_the_Miner
        Joy_the_Miner
        I agree with that statement. I also enjoy how we used to think that "flying cars" would be the future, or how in the 50's (in America at least), they tried to predict what our lifestyles would be in the year 2000. Boy were they dead wrong. Such an interesting species humans are, yeah?
        Jul 17, 2019
    19. Egeau
      Sience fact: Wheelchairs are bad for you: It turns out people who use them have a worse health on average.
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      2. TomvanWijnen
        TomvanWijnen
        It's a fact of which the realisation and wording of it is funny to some. :P
        Jun 29, 2019
      3. Egeau
        Egeau
        Well... Not really...
        It's a joke, where the joke lies in that correlation doesn't always mean causation. Indeed, People in wheelchairs have a worse health on average, but that is not because the wheelchair made them have that worse health, that is because if you have a bad health, there is a change you have to get a wheelchair.
        Explained the joke for you, now it's no longer funny :P
        Jun 30, 2019
      4. Egeau
        Egeau
        The context is that I am currently doing a course/module statistics at the universety of Amsterdam.
        Not as in: How to use the statistical methods, but as in: How to mathematically proof the statistical methods are true, even the very obscure ones.
        Jun 30, 2019
    20. Lukas3226
      Sorry, but not too sorry, for the random post. But I wanted to say I really like your and Tom's wool shop.
      1. TomvanWijnen and Jelle68 like this.
      2. TomvanWijnen
        TomvanWijnen
        Thanks! :D I hooe we'll see some customers soon, as it's been really quiet unfortunately... We opened just around the time some random person appeared with infinite amounts of wool, sadly... I'm happy with my auction so far, though. :)
        Jun 12, 2019
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