Egeau
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Egeau

Venerable Member, Male, from Not where you want me to be

I am sorry: I know I am pretentious, and I will shut up eventually. Sep 7, 2020

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Oct 28, 2020 at 12:30 PM
    1. wafflecoffee
      I could've sworn you were on the highest posting members list at one point. :P
      1. Egeau
        Egeau
        I've always been behind a few thousand posts... I'm approaching 6k, and the lowest on the list has 8k... Tom and I do suspect that I would be on the "most reading members" list, though, as I don't post in 80% of the threads I read :P
        Oct 23, 2020 at 2:52 AM
    2. Egeau
      I am sorry: I know I am pretentious, and I will shut up eventually.
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    3. Egeau
      Finding the meaning of life? I mean, I don’t know…. I’ve never seen the purpose of that…
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      2. Egeau
        Egeau
        That is a rather serious answer to what is effectivly a shitpost. :P

        But, yeah, most of me now is basically as Franz Kafka wrote in his diary in 1910: "July 19: Slept, awoke, slept, awoke, slept, awoke, miserable life."

        I've also been reading a lot of E. M. Cioran:
        Aug 19, 2020
      3. Egeau
        Egeau
        "Everything exists; nothing exists. Either formula affords a like serenity. The man of anxiety, to his misfortune, remains between them, trembling and perplexed, forever at the mercy of nuance, incapable of gaining a foothold in the security of being or in the absence of being"
        Aug 19, 2020
      4. Egeau
        Egeau
        I guess, maybe one day I'll get there, and feel some sort of happiness, but, for now, I've got too much traumas and anxieties to work through to, even for a moment, feel like I belong in this world.
        Aug 19, 2020
    4. Egeau
      I just realised that in order to solve my problems, I first have to admit to myself that I have any, and I don't think that I'm ready for that kind of commitment...
      1. TomvanWijnen
        TomvanWijnen
        Such as your problem of exaggerating a lot... :rolleyes: :P
        Jul 28, 2020
      2. Egeau
        Egeau
        Hey! I never exaggerate anything, but if I would, I would be the greatest exaggerater of all time. :P
        Jul 28, 2020
      3. TomvanWijnen
        TomvanWijnen
        This is one of the few exaggerations that is actually true... :rolleyes:
        Jul 28, 2020
    5. Egeau
      Uplifting news of the day: Nothing means anything and we're all going to die. Please direct all complaints to the Existential Abyss.
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    6. Egeau
      I realise that I oftenly confuse my gay-dar with my frequently overwhelming please-be-gay-dar.
      1. wafflecoffee and Lukas3226 like this.
      2. Lukas3226
        Lukas3226
        I couldn't agree more :D
        Jun 24, 2020
      3. wafflecoffee
        wafflecoffee
        this is too relatable
        Jun 24, 2020
    7. wafflecoffee
      Happy late 1000 vote bonus :P
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      2. Egeau
        Egeau
        Thanks :-)
        Jun 21, 2020
    8. Egeau
      Well, Well, well, if it isn't the problems I tried to escape by taking a nap.
      1. TomvanWijnen and wafflecoffee like this.
    9. Egeau
      ERROR: Brain.exe has failed. Panic attack starting in 3 2 1
      1. 607
        607
        No. :(
        May 13, 2020
    10. Egeau
      Sorry for my English, for I am not a native speaker and cannot elicit from my mind all the equisite lexicon as I had hoped.
      1. TomvanWijnen
        TomvanWijnen
        Preposterous.
        Apr 23, 2020
    11. Egeau
      Life ís like art: meaningless, expensive, and mostly rubbish.
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    12. Egeau
      I have a theoretical degree in physics. In other words: keep cats away from me; they may and/or may not die in the cardboard box I made for them.
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      3. Egeau
        Egeau
        Well, no... In QFT particles don't exist, only wave fuctions that describe the probability of the existence of a particle in a certain space. Because of this, the particle is both at one place and at the other at the same time, as only the probebility wave exists. That is, untill you observe it, which is when it shows to exist in one of the spaces based on the chance value of the wave.
        Mar 1, 2020
      4. Egeau
        Egeau
        The same goes for the cat, which, in this thought experiment, is both alive and dead at the exact same time, untill it is observed to be one of the two. Untill you observe it, though, the cat simply has a chance to be both, but is neither exactly.
        Mar 1, 2020
      5. Harp4Christ
        Harp4Christ
        I'm not even gonna pretend I actually understand a word you just said
        Mar 2, 2020
    13. AncientTower
      I saw in the auction, 255 mail deliveries. Quite impressive but are you not worried that there might be a cap to the mail service and you won't receive anything after a certain point?
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      2. TomvanWijnen
        TomvanWijnen
        You're a little optimistic, Jelle, but it's definitely true that I've got a lot of mail. TomvanWijnen3 used to have a slight lead on highest amount of mail, but my main account overtook him recently due to the extras given from voting on TopG. He's currently at 756, with the other three trailing not far behind.
        Feb 25, 2020
      3. TomvanWijnen
        TomvanWijnen
        As for voting, I just got 1600 on TomvanWijnen2 today, so I'm around 1600 on three accounts, and one is at around 1300 (it didn't exist yet when I started voting :D). :)
        Feb 25, 2020
      4. TomvanWijnen
        TomvanWijnen
        That 756 is the amount of mails I have. That leads to 126 pages. My oldest mails just turned 1273 days old, which is very nearly 3.5 years old. :D
        Feb 25, 2020
    14. Egeau
      I look inside myself and ask: "Do I feel like a man or a women," and after all these years, the answer is still that I feel like crap.
      1. wafflecoffee and TomvanWijnen like this.
      2. TomvanWijnen
        TomvanWijnen
        You should try looking somewhere else than your intestines, maybe that will help. ;)
        Feb 16, 2020
      3. wafflecoffee
        wafflecoffee
        Oh, someone changed it.
        Feb 16, 2020
      4. Egeau
        Egeau
        Yeah.. It looks like it. Let's see if this word would be allowed. It is considered worse in Dutch, But I have heard it in the US more oftenly...
        Feb 16, 2020
    15. Egeau
      I'm riding the luggage claim conveyor belt at the airport; I must have gone round a hundred times, but still no one has claimed me.
      1. wafflecoffee likes this.
      2. TomvanWijnen
        TomvanWijnen
        I'd claim you. <3
        Feb 10, 2020
      3. Egeau
        Egeau
        <3
        Feb 10, 2020
    16. Egeau
      I have no pronouns. Please do not refer to me.
      1. Extendingskys
        Extendingskys
        Most relatable thing i've ever seen on EMC
        Feb 10, 2020
    17. Egeau
      I'm giving up drinking for a month. Sorry, that contained a punctuation error: I'm giving up. Drinking for a month.
      1. Burki
        Burki
        I hope you have thought of some other method to intake water!
        Don't want to get too dehydrated
        Feb 2, 2020
      2. luckycordel
        luckycordel
        I gave up drinking 24 years ago, when my boy was born. You'll be amazed how much better you'll feel after the initial shock is over. That's the hard part! Wish ya the best!
        Feb 2, 2020
    18. Egeau
      Someone donates one kidney and is halled as a hero, but I donated five, and got arrested?
      1. TheFryedmans
        TheFryedmans
        ? How you got 5 of them? Googles how many kidneys we have
        Jan 17, 2020
      2. Egeau
        Egeau
        t h a t s . t h e . j o k e . . .
        Jan 18, 2020
    19. Egeau
      I just got a letter that said my Retirement bennefit wasn't going to go up this year... Seriously fishers, how old do you think I am?
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      3. TomvanWijnen
        TomvanWijnen
        Ahh, I see! Your assumption seems right to me, that's also what happens for me: I don't have to worry about money yet and don't need to get a loan because my parents care for everything. And, as I'm still living at home, the only extra money spent for my studies is a couple of books per year and the yearly fee, so it's not that much more anyways. :)
        Jan 18, 2020
      4. 607
        607
        So much for that age range. If you started receiving before 2018, it stops when you're 21. So that's in a few months. :/
        Jan 21, 2020
      5. TomvanWijnen
        TomvanWijnen
        :/ that sucks!
        Jan 21, 2020
    20. Egeau
      Hail Satan - The only one worth worshipping.
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      2. Egeau
        Egeau
        To the points your trying to make:
        1) No, that is not what Solipsism is. Look it up again.
        2) “Vengelance instead of turning the other cheek” is exactly what the LaVey activists are doing: Christians do something wrong, and they push back just as hard in response.
        Jan 6, 2020
      3. Egeau
        Egeau
        I have now written 1300 words in defence of a status.
        All three responses, by the way, are written as one small continues essay, of which I post one (or maybe two) paragraphs per comment.
        Jan 6, 2020
      4. Hoops_McCann
        Hoops_McCann
        1. I said "practical solipsism". Engaging in public spectacle and finding a response extraordinary would involves a particularly self-centered state of mind.
        2. I haven't mentioned Christianity and it is irrelevant with respect to my line of query. I would presume if you lived in a predominantly Muslim nation for example your viewpoint would he the same.
        3. Thanks for your time.
        Jan 6, 2020
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