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how do the caffeine work on ur brain Jan 21, 2019 at 11:17 AM

    1. Jakres
      Yet I have Lenin's face on money bill and many moar soviet rubles than you silly naughty leftie
      1. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        Lenin was a fool to not wait for capitalistic collapse (Russia wasn't even industrialised at the time of the Bolshevik revolution) and the Soviet Union was corrupt and caved to the imperialistic desires they claimed to be fighting smh
        Jun 8, 2018
      2. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        although actually i'd kill to have a soviet ruble and lenin's face on a note
        Jun 8, 2018
      3. Jakres
        Jakres
        >be expecting PM full of goodie pics of old currencies
        Jun 8, 2018
    2. AltPunisher
      Won't You Give Yourself a Try?
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      3. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        A metalhead calling a pop song decent is a compliment of the highest order.
        May 31, 2018
      4. ShyguytheGamer1
        ShyguytheGamer1
        I dug more into their music and I actually like it.

        Been getting into CHVRCHES and other pop groups lately. I might have issues.
        May 31, 2018
      5. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        Aye they're good. I listened to purely rock 2 years ago and they were the first pop band to draw me into that whole scene. Now my music taste is pinata vomit made up of every genre under the sun. They're good issues tho
        May 31, 2018
    3. AltPunisher
      Thank God for women.
      1. ItsMeMatheus and luckycordel like this.
      2. The_Boulder
        The_Boulder
        Good Weezer song
        May 30, 2018
      3. Extendingskys
        Extendingskys
        Clearly you're not married.
        May 30, 2018
    4. AltPunisher
      IF THIS STATUS GETS 0 LIKES I AM GOING TO LITERALLY DRINK SOME WATER!!!!!!!!!1!1!!!!
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      2. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        That's fine. I'm drinking beer while watching the Liverpool match instead. Waaaay better
        May 26, 2018
      3. PhoenixAffinity
        PhoenixAffinity
        Goddangit you guys, you have have not given it likes cause now their not gonna drink water.
        May 26, 2018
      4. FadedMartian
        May 26, 2018
    5. AltPunisher
      Congratulations Ireland! :)
      1. SansTheTimeLord and mba2012 like this.
    6. AltPunisher
      tfw you wanna read the LA times and the Daily News but they're now blocked in Europe
      1. JesusPower2 likes this.
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      3. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        Yep. They're outright refusing to comply with GDPR rules so they're blocking us to not deal with the EU fines. Google and Facebook have just changed their privacy policies and nothing else, and within the past 18 hours they've been hit with almost $9 billion in lawsuits arguing they're violating the law. Should they be found guilty they get 4% of their revenue taken.
        May 25, 2018
      4. mba2012
        mba2012
        This profile hasn't updated its privacy policy. That's unacceptable
        May 26, 2018
      5. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        I guess I'm blocked from my own profile now huh
        May 26, 2018
    7. 607
      It's hot over in Britain, I saw?
      Also, now I'm following two of your accounts, hm... I want to be following this one, but I also want to keep following your old one. :P
      1. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        Very hot, especially for this time of the year (normally we'd only be hitting 15 degrees at this point, now we're suddenly hitting 20+ everyday). I'm so brown that I'm now the same shade of skin as my half Spanish dad and half Spanish grandmother :P

        Yeeah you should keep following both. I'll be using this one until/if I can get the other back.
        May 22, 2018
    8. AltPunisher
      Benedict Cumberbatch is the Benedictest of Cumberbatches xD :3 uWu
      1. mba2012 likes this.
      2. mba2012
        mba2012
        you're gonna get yourself banned at this rate
        May 21, 2018
      3. THE_OP_VILLAGER
        THE_OP_VILLAGER
        He’s very strange
        May 21, 2018
      4. THE_OP_VILLAGER
    9. AltPunisher
      I just had my first driving lesson. I drove a car. IT WAS SO FUN I WANNA GO AGAIN
      1. mba2012 and Walrice like this.
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      3. FadedMartian
        FadedMartian
        There are manuals in America too.. lol Ive driven one myself. @607
        May 21, 2018
      4. 607
        607
        I know, haha. :P I just said "In America there are many automatics", and that's true. In the Netherlands I've never seen one. Surely they must be around too, but in the Netherlands and the UK they seem to be quite rare. While I've heard that in the United States, there are more automatics than manuals.
        May 22, 2018
      5. FadedMartian
        FadedMartian
        Ahhh okay :P
        May 22, 2018
    10. AltPunisher
      The absolute state of that American preacher at the royal wedding lol, glad everyone in the room looked like they were desperately trying not to laugh him out of there.
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      3. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        This weird dude who made the Queen grimace, Prince Harry try to hold in a laugh, and Duchess Camilla physically cringe. https://youtu.be/OhV0PL49d3Y
        May 20, 2018
      4. 607
        607
        That's beautiful!! Thanks. :)
        It's really nice how Americans can say little of actual meaning while still being extremely enthusiastic and inspirational. :) (I mean, consider what he said in those 13 minutes... he could've done it in 2)
        May 20, 2018
      5. rhxa
        rhxa
        He rly could have but again- thats how most african american preachers are 😝 he wasnt being weird lol just doing what he knows. If they wanted a more orthodox speaker they would have gotten one :P
        May 20, 2018
    11. AltPunisher
      I think I had a revelation today that turned me vegetarian and I'm not liking it
      1. mba2012
        mba2012
        this is bad
        May 18, 2018
      2. FadedMartian
        FadedMartian
        go eat a sausage pizza... you will like it and change your mind
        May 18, 2018
    12. AltPunisher
      I can't wait for the royal wedding so the monarchists and news outlets can finally shut up.
      1. TomvanWijnen likes this.
      2. ShelLuser
        ShelLuser
        Ha ha ha ha, so much this :) one of the reasons I don't watch TV all that often :)
        May 21, 2018
      3. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        I don't watch TV at all. I get push notifications on my phone from the BBC and Google Home fills my search dashboard with Daily Mail and The Express (far-right nationalistic nutjob newspapers) articles expressing their undying love and support for the royal family and all five-hundred of the ways I might be interested in watching the wedding.
        May 23, 2018
      4. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        I thought with all the data collection Google does, they would have surmised I'm a republican and also not really all that interested in the details of celebrity lives by now. I don't even like the weddings I've had to attend in real life, nevermind two stranger's. I guess the algorithm isn't as smart as I first thought.
        May 23, 2018
    13. AltPunisher
      I'm moving to Sheffield purely for their new Green Party mayor.
      1. mba2012 likes this.
      2. mba2012
        mba2012
        wow
        May 17, 2018
    14. AltPunisher
      Imagine defending a country that colonises Palestinian land, sieges Palestinian cities, gasses their children and shoots their doctors and journalists with snipers, and making out that they're the bad guys for reacting to it.
      1. Warlord678, ESSELEM and mba2012 like this.
    15. mba2012
      um follow me pls
      1. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        um done thx
        May 10, 2018
      2. mba2012
        mba2012
        like
        May 10, 2018
    16. AltPunisher
      oh hey I'm 18 as of 40 minutes ago. dope
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      2. Tuqueque
        Tuqueque
        Grats
        May 9, 2018
      3. MoreMoople
        MoreMoople
        Awesome! Happy birthday =)
        May 9, 2018
      4. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        Thanks mateys x
        May 10, 2018
    17. Xx_Hunter2002_xX
      I followed you!
      1. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        thanks mate
        May 9, 2018
      2. Xx_Hunter2002_xX
        Xx_Hunter2002_xX
        Anytime ^u^ .
        May 9, 2018
    18. AltPunisher
      8 days into May and it's already the hottest the UK has had since records began. I've also became the brownest person in my school again. Help.
      1. mba2012 likes this.
      2. mba2012
        mba2012
        brown is good :P
        May 8, 2018
    19. AltPunisher
      My legs still hurt from walking 10km yesterday that's not even that far smh
      1. SpicyIcyBoi
        SpicyIcyBoi
        Trying to hatch an egg? ;P
        May 7, 2018
    20. AltPunisher
      Just saw Infinity War. What an emotional and fun ride. I recommend it to literally everyone.
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      2. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        Agreed. I really wanna see it again but I haven't got any money left now lol
        Apr 28, 2018
      3. Sachrock
        Sachrock
        well at least you didn't spend £20 on a ticket :P
        Apr 28, 2018
      4. SpicyIcyBoi
        SpicyIcyBoi
        It was soooooo grreeeeeeaaaaat but also indeed very emotinal
        Apr 28, 2018
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