Random Quotes and Sayings Thread!

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by Illuminooty, Dec 30, 2014.

  1. Ooooh
    Preetttyyy
    NICE!
  2. I know what I know, but most imporantly, I know what I don't know. -My favorite saying.
  3. "Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt."
    -Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse-Five
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  4. "People don't notice the things that we do for them until we stop doing them."
  5. I saw one that I really liked in my algebra teacher's room:

    To the world you may be one person,
    but to one person you may be the world.
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  6. I have one of my own sayings:
    Once a nub, always a nub.
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  7. I snorted with laughter.
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    I'll leave now.
  8. "Pearls don’t lie on the seashore. If you want one, you must dive for it." -Chinese Proverb
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  9. "its time to get schwifty,
    you gotta get scwifty in here,
    im mr. bulldopz, im mr bulldopz
    take off your pants and ur panties, poop on the floor
    uh-oh, its time to get schwifty in here
    take off your pants and ur panties poop on the floor,
    get schwifty, you have to get schwifty" - Rick Sanchez 2015

    basically just live by this song and u will do good in life
  10. "Whoever wished they could be royalty deserved a punch in the face."
    From a really good book.
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  11. "People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made." -Joan Rivers
  12. "The future, according to some scientists, will be exactly like the past, only far more expensive." -John Sladek
  13. It isn't real a quote... But it sounds like one:
    "The chance that a pice of bread will fall on the butterd side is commensurate with the price of your carped"
    "It isn't possible to make something work perfect, 'cause fools are so ingenious"

    ~Merfy's law.

    And my favorite saying/quote:
    "There isn't a way TO gladness, gladness IS the way."
    ~Bhoeda
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  14. I hope no one have taken this one yet.
    "My momma always said, life was like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get" - Forrest Gump
    Love this quote!:)
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  15. OH, wow, I know a quote about your avatar padde73...
    That's the cover of the book "Forrest guilds" and was one of the first books that wanrns for global warming.
    "Forrest guilds told me that we shouldn't "Kill" trees for paper for a book like "Forrest guilds" that wouldn't be read by anyone"
  16. "Be yourself; everyone else is already taken" - Oscar Wilde
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  17. Great quote! I love that quote, by the way. :D
    Here's one:
    "A day of worry is more exhausting than a week of work."
    John Lubbock

    Remember kids, don't be a worry wart. xD
  18. "Imagine you are an idiot. Now imagine you're a congressman.
    Ah, but I repeat myself." -Mark Twain
    AWESOME QUOTE XD
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  19. One of my own sayings:
    Insanity, my friend, is not always a bad thing.
    It's a translation from another quote:
    "Madness and greatness are two sides of the same coin."
    Bonus Quote:
    "What could possibly go wrong?"
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