MrSocks' Thread of bad Dad jokes...

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  1. This morning while filling up my truck at the petro station I started to sweat and feel nauseous seeing the cost. I guess I caught the car-owner virus.
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  2. Did you hear about the player who tried playing minecraft in his head??

    He had a mental block.
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  3. The difference between me and Superman ๐Ÿฆธ is that Superman has super vision while I require constant supervision. ๐Ÿ‘€
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  4. Looks like someone else saw that particular one recently haha.
  5. Did you hear about the two rowboats that got into an argument?

    It was an oar-deal.
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  6. I was taking a shower and this randomly popped into my head.... I have zero clue what caused my brain to spit this out LOL

    "What does a beaver use to cut down petrified (stone) trees?"


    Tooth-Pick
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  7. Did you know deer can jump higher than the average house? Itโ€™s because of their strong hind legs and the fact that the average house canโ€™t jump.
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  8. You could say they were rowing!
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  9. What do you get when you pick a pigs nose?

    Ham Boogers!

    I know, snot very funny
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  10. After putting some cool socks and shoes on the bear I met it still had bear feet.
  11. Have you heard of the creeper that went to a party?
    He had a blast. ๐Ÿ’ฃ
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  12. What do you call sarcastic soda?

    So-Duh
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  13. Where do bad rainbows ๐ŸŒˆ go?
    To prism. It's a light sentence but it gives them time to reflect.
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  14. i have a comen condition
    i have 5 vingers
  15. What kind of underpants do lawyers wear?

    Briefs.