MrSocks' Thread of bad Dad jokes...

Discussion in 'Community Discussion' started by MrSocks75, May 12, 2024.

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  1. A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a drink. The barkeep says...
    sorry, we don't serve food here.
    MrSocks75, May 26, 2024
    #41
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  2. Lol, yes, but also i BELIEVE different Dad´s :p:p:D
    Raaynn, May 26, 2024
    #42
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  3. What do you call an alligator detective?
    an investi-gator
    MrSocks75, May 27, 2024
    #43
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  4. I like that one, although it doesn't make complete sense here because a drink isn't food.
    607, May 27, 2024
    #44
  5. You are over analyzing. The barkeep will not server the ham sandwich as it is food. 😁
    MrSocks75, May 27, 2024
    #45
  6. Yes, but it's supposed to have a double meaning, being a joke!
    607, May 27, 2024
    #46
  7. Joy_the_Miner, May 27, 2024
    #47
  8. Which it does have, it's an inversed situation.
    jaari, May 27, 2024
    #48
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  9. A man walks into a bar...

    ... and goes to emergency for minor head injuries
    Raaynn, May 27, 2024
    #49
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  10. Why didn’t the farmer's son study medicine?
    Because he wanted to go into a different field?
    MrSocks75, May 28, 2024
    #50
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  11. What do you call a man with no arms under a bundle of leaves?...

    Russell :)
    weeh, May 28, 2024
    #51
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  12. What do you call a man with no arms in the water?...

    Bob :)
    weeh, May 28, 2024
    #52
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  13. What do you call a man with no arms in a hole in the ground?...

    Doug
    Raaynn, May 28, 2024
    #53
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  14. Speaking of Bob and Doug.... anyone else here like SCTV?

    coo loo coo coo !!
    Raaynn, May 28, 2024
    #54
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  15. The other day I bought a thesaurus, but when I got home and opened it, all the pages were blank.

    I have no word to describe how angry I am.
    MrSocks75, May 29, 2024
    #55
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  16. Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away, and you have their shoes.
    MrSocks75, May 30, 2024
    #56
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  17. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
    Because he was outstanding in his field!
    MrSocks75, May 31, 2024
    #57
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  18. I found a lion in my closet the other day! When I asked what it was doing there, it said
    Narnia business.
    MrSocks75, Jun 2, 2024
    #58
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  19. What do you call cheese puffs with magic powers?


    Qi-tos
    jewel_king, Jun 2, 2024
    #59
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  20. What is Forrest Gump's password?
    1Forrest1
    MrSocks75, Jun 4, 2024
    #60
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