MrSocks' Thread of bad Dad jokes...

Discussion in 'Community Discussion' started by MrSocks75, May 12, 2024.

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  1. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
    SUPPLIES!!!!
    MrSocks75, Jun 5, 2024
    #61
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  2. What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
    Sneakers
    MrSocks75, Jun 6, 2024
    #62
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  3. When I moved into student apartments, I hoped girls would flock to me. Unfortunately,
    All I got was flat mates!
    jaari, Jun 6, 2024
    #63
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  4. Both of these require specific pop culture knowledge, but I have the required knowledge, and I enjoyed both of them. :D
    607, Jun 6, 2024
    #64
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  5. Why don't Ender Dragons enjoy reading books?

    Because they always start at the end.
    Raaynn, Jun 6, 2024
    #65
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  6. A T-chest
    Silken_thread, Jun 7, 2024
    #66
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  7. Why couldn't the Olympian listen to music?
    Because he was breaking all the records!
    MrSocks75, Jun 8, 2024
    #67
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  8. Wiki update:
    What do you do when you don’t want to chat with someone in EMC?

    You block them.
    Raaynn, Jun 8, 2024
    #68
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  9. logical
    daanhu, Jun 9, 2024
    #69
  10. So there's two fish in a tank. One looks at the other and says "How do you drive this thing?"
    99marvel, Jun 9, 2024
    #70
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  11. I told a chemistry joke once. I didn't get much of a reaction.
    MrSocks75, Jun 10, 2024
    #71
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  12. Stuff a sock in it, the soxhlets you extract the essence of the joke!
    jaari, Jun 10, 2024
    #72
  13. What did the quartz Ore say to the nether quartz....?

    You're a chip off the old block.
    Raaynn, Jun 11, 2024
    #73
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  14. Which side of the turkey has more feathers?
    The outside.
    MrSocks75, Jun 13, 2024
    #74
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  15. my turkey has no feathers! (but um he is also a cat so I would be concerned if he did)

    now here is a double dad joke

    What's a dad's favorite pastry?

    Pop-tarts
    jewel_king, Jun 13, 2024
    #75
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  16. My BF told me to stop impersonating a flamingo... I had to put my foot down.
    MrSocks75, Jun 15, 2024
    #76
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  17. What championship did the dough football team go to win?
    The breadbowl!
    SkeleTin007, Jun 15, 2024
    #77
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  18. What's the scariest plant?
    Bam-BOO!
    MrSocks75, Jun 17, 2024 at 7:17 AM
    #78
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  19. Did you hear that the newest block to be added to minecraft had to be removed? ..because it kept hindering users from playing..?

    The stumbling block.
    Raaynn, Jun 17, 2024 at 9:44 AM
    #79
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  20. What can you make out of sick java beans?

    Cough-ee!
    SkeleTin007, Jun 17, 2024 at 8:23 PM
    #80
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