MrSocks' Thread of bad Dad jokes...

Discussion in 'Community Discussion' started by MrSocks75, May 12, 2024.

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  1. Join me as I post some really awful dad jokes starting with this gem...

    "Why are elevator jokes so classic and good?
    They work on many levels."
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  2. All of the YES!!!
  3. Not sure if it would be considered a Dad Joke but one of my favorite jokes is the 3 guys walking joke...

    2 Guys walk into a bar... the 3rd guy Ducks
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  4. The other day I jokingly said 84 when a hotel clerk asked how many room keys we needed, they replied saying its usually the old men who make that joke and one of my family members went "haha guess you have old man humor"

    And on that note

    How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb?


    2, the one you take out and the one you put in :D
  5. What do clouds wear?
    Thunderwear.
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  6. why are there no aspirins in the jungle?

    because the paracetamol
  7. Why did the coach put the frog in the outfield?
    He’s really good at catching flies.
  8. When does a joke become a dad joke??

    when it becomes apparent.
  9. What do you call a deer with no eyes?...

    No idea

    What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?...

    Still no idea :)
  10. What? :confused: xD
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  11. how many local alderran pipel do u need to change a ligt bulb

    u cant becouse they are all death
  12. Did you get it?
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  13. Posting from the road... Be back to playing and regular posting in a few days.

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    What do you call 2 monkeys that share an Amazon account?
    Prime mates.
  14. What has four letters, sometimes has nine, but never has five?
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  15. I do not think so!

    I like that one! :D

    That's right!
  16. These are good, I enjoy these you guys are sharing hehe

    I got this one, it's very clever :cool:
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  17. Pronounciation, right?
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  18. Where would the world be without Dads.
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  19. ... it would be without dad jokes.


    Also: I like telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he even laughs!
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