MrSocks' Thread of bad Dad jokes...

Discussion in 'Community Discussion' started by MrSocks75, May 12, 2024.

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  1. I am glad I started this thread after KatydidBuild tossed a dad joke my way as it is so much fun!

    Today's work of art:

    I can't take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him.
    I guess that's what I get for having a pure bread dog.
  2. Once upon a time, there was a king that was only 12 inches tall

    He was a terrible leader, but he made a great ruler.

    daanhu stealer of dad jokes
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  3. Clever it is, but the name really should be No idear like spoken on the farm

    :D
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  4. What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
    Reality!
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  5. True, but its always better with a spoonful of sugar.

    What did Michael respond when Jane said "I known a man with a wooden leg named Smith!"
    Michael: " Oh really? Whats the name of his other leg?" !!?

    🤣🤣🤣
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  6. Why don't blind people skydive?

    It scares the shit out of the dogs.
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  7. Why did the coach go to the bank?
    To get his quarterback.
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  8. What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangeroo ?

    A wooly jumper
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  9. baa ha ha Baa ha Baa ha ha sheep sounds
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  10. What do you call a sheep with no legs?

    a cloud
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  11. My boyfriend asked me to go get 6 cans of Sprite from the grocery store. I realized when I got home that I had picked 7-up.
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  12. Why don't you EVER give Elsa the balloon?

    She'll just let it go
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  13. Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?

    He pasta way
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  14. we need some EMC Dad Jokes!!!

    What’s the best thing about a Utopia?

    It can’t exist without U and I.
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  15. I love telling dad jokes...
    and sometimes he even laughs.
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  16. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

    10-tickles
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  17. I had to fix it. It's not a proper dad joke unless you say 10-tickles.
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  18. Why don't we use cars in EMC!!


    Because the roads are all blockd.
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  19. Ah, you too! :p
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  20. LOL! Mine was funnier though. 🤣
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