MrSocks' Thread of bad Dad jokes...

Discussion in 'Community Discussion' started by MrSocks75, May 12, 2024.

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  1. Join me as I post some really awful dad jokes starting with this gem...

    "Why are elevator jokes so classic and good?
    They work on many levels."
    MrSocks75, May 12, 2024
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    ChespinLover77, NuclearBobomb, 607 and 3 others like this.
  2. All of the YES!!!
    MoreMoople, May 12, 2024
    #2
  3. Not sure if it would be considered a Dad Joke but one of my favorite jokes is the 3 guys walking joke...

    2 Guys walk into a bar... the 3rd guy Ducks
    Sefl, May 12, 2024
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    TECtock, Tuqueque, weeh and 1 other person like this.
  4. The other day I jokingly said 84 when a hotel clerk asked how many room keys we needed, they replied saying its usually the old men who make that joke and one of my family members went "haha guess you have old man humor"

    And on that note

    How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb?


    2, the one you take out and the one you put in :D
    jewel_king, May 12, 2024
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    TECtock, NuclearBobomb, Tuqueque and 2 others like this.
  5. What do clouds wear?
    Thunderwear.
    MrSocks75, May 13, 2024
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    TECtock, Tuqueque, weeh and 1 other person like this.
  6. why are there no aspirins in the jungle?

    because the paracetamol
    weeh, May 13, 2024
    #6
    TECtock, Tuqueque, MoreMoople and 1 other person like this.
  7. Why did the coach put the frog in the outfield?
    He’s really good at catching flies.
    MrSocks75, May 14, 2024
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    TECtock, Tuqueque, MoreMoople and 1 other person like this.
  8. When does a joke become a dad joke??

    when it becomes apparent.
    Raaynn, May 14, 2024
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  9. What do you call a deer with no eyes?...

    No idea

    What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?...

    Still no idea :)
    weeh, May 14, 2024
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    NuclearBobomb, farmerguyson, TECtock and 4 others like this.
  10. What? :confused: xD
    607, May 15, 2024
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  11. :rofl: :lmao:
    weeh, May 15, 2024
    #11
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  12. how many local alderran pipel do u need to change a ligt bulb

    u cant becouse they are all death
    daanhu, May 16, 2024
    #12
  13. Did you get it?
    weeh, May 16, 2024
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  14. Posting from the road... Be back to playing and regular posting in a few days.

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    What do you call 2 monkeys that share an Amazon account?
    Prime mates.
    MrSocks75, May 18, 2024
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  15. What has four letters, sometimes has nine, but never has five?
    weeh, May 20, 2024
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  16. I do not think so!

    I like that one! :D

    That's right!
    607, May 20, 2024
    #16
  17. These are good, I enjoy these you guys are sharing hehe

    I got this one, it's very clever :cool:
    Joy_the_Miner, May 20, 2024
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  18. Pronounciation, right?
    jaari, May 20, 2024
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  19. Where would the world be without Dads.
    SkeleTin007, May 21, 2024
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  20. ... it would be without dad jokes.


    Also: I like telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he even laughs!
    Raaynn, May 21, 2024
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