I begin a deep and dark ritual. The purpose: To summon an ancient monster to defeat the current king. As a result, the Easter Bunny appears and turns you into a chocolate egg. I am now king of the hill.
I fill a bunch of marshmallows with Gunpowder. I give one to Everyone and they all roast them on a Fire and the Blow Up. Everyone dies, the End I am now the king
I didn't eat a marshmallow and used the bones of my enemies to clean off the poop on the hill I am now king
SkyDragon: Can you please make a rule against killing everyone? It's no fun for everyone to die, and people just ignore it anyway.
I show my affection for PenguinDJ but he runs away. I am left at the top of the hill, so I am now the king of the hill.