granted but with this ability you loose all reference of time so you don't know if this is the answer to your wish or if this answer is even in the same millennia as your question! I wish for cake!
Wish granted only that you are being controlled yourself like a marionette. I wish to be the richest skeleton in the world.
You are so rich it devalues [INSERT CURRENCY OF CHOICE HERE] and causes an economic crisis. I wish for a Legion of honorable Skeletons, armed to the teeth with Modern weaponry.
Wish granted but the skeletons soon turn on you looking for a new leader. I wish to go into the skeleton hall of fame.
You make it into the Skeleton Hall of Fame for Missing the Most Bow Shots. You need some calcium my friend. I want to go to the cake hall of fame
You go to the hall of fame, for being too delicious. You are eaten. I wish for the Big Freeze to be reversed after 10^105 years.
Your wish is granted but the genie never was good at math so he just said he granted it knowing you'd never be alive to see the thawing. I wish for 1 of each issue of every Marvel comic book in mint condition locked in a safe that is only accessible to me.
Wish granted. A few years later, you realize that you can't quite remember the password, and no one else can get in, so you are forever locked out of the vault. I wish that mythical creatures were real.
Wish granted but the wishes you make are proven too much to handle. I wish to rule in a world full of spooky scary skeletons that look like me.
Wish granted, but someone else is given infinity + 1 ( ) power and defeats you in battle. I wish I could discover a new exoplanet.
You get a million Rupees, but the rupees are taken from other players at random, and they band together to force you to give them back. I wish to have enough time to finish all of the Pokemon games I own.
Granted and the genie disappears leaving only this. I wish for a new better more awesome Green Lantern movie.
Wish granted but the reviews for the new film are slightly worse than the original and you are left disappointed. I wish to have the power to levitate the heaviest of objects.
Wish granted. While experimenting with your power, you accidentally tug the moon out of its proper orbit, setting it on a collision course with Earth. Congrats, you've doomed us all! I wish to go back in time and erase Facebook from ever happening.
