Wish granted, but all the cats and dogs that cause allergies die I wish I could pull infinite money out of my pocket
Wish granted, but your pockets are so heavy no belt can keep them from falling down. I wish the sky was green.
Wish Granted, but every source of water will be green aswell.. I wish I could remove all evil from this world
Your wish was granted, but just before that, the definition of the word "evil" was changed to be a synonym of "happiness". I wish that no one on earth will have true hunger anymore.
Wish granted, but everything turns into food which goes bad within the next few days. I wish for more chocolate milk
you now throw-up the chocolate milk you drank earlier and now have "more chocolate milk" I wish for a family!
Wish Granted, but the family you wished for is built up of people you dislike I wish my keyboard key was fixed
Your keyboard key has been fixed, but in the process the wire connecting it to your computer was accidentally cut off irreplaceably. I wish that I would never get tired again and would therefore never need to sleep again.
EDIT: Ninja'd Wish granted, but you will always be excited / hyper 24/7. I wish I could have more free time... *sigh*
Wish granted, you have been expelled from school, giving you lots of free time! I wish I could have better self discipline to control how much time I spend on things, so that I can do more things in a day
Wish granted, but now you have nothing to do as you have been teleported to outer space! I wish I hadn't accidentally broken a beaker in organic chemistry class the other day...
The mental satisfaction from ripping up the textbooks (somehow) twists itself into a mental illness. Congratulations. I wish to become YHWH.
Wish granted, but for everything you change on this world, whether it be good or bad, 1,000,000 random people will die I wish I could have long hair
That’s a great deal! I’d go off making a utopia, a couple hundred million people be damned! (You do realize I am serious?)
Wish granted, but your hair now grows so fast that you have to go get your hair cut three times a day to prevent it from getting absolutely everywhere I wish I could have a super fast spaceship that could take me to different star systems.
Your ship was built with a large, conspicuous hydrogen balloon that is many times larger than the ship itself, for no apparent reason. Its name is the Hindenburg II. Gosh and golly gee! I wonder why that would be the name? I wish for the ability to defy the Strong Force whenever I like, on whatever I like.
wish granted but you become more susceptible to the weak force so when you are not defying the strong force there are 2 forces working on you! I wish to have year round strawberries that I never get sick of eating and are really good for me, while living in the same place I am now!
Wish granted, but you get so many strawberries that your house is buried in them, preventing you from leaving. I wish I could stop procrastinating
