your wish is granted but the milkshake brought all the boys to the yard to kill you. Sorry m8. I wish for no wishes.
Your wish was granted But because of no wishing all the magic for the wishes suddenly vanishes and with no magic there is no fun I wish I was the skeleton of the universe
your wish is granted, despite being the skeleton of the universe the gods will Napoleon Bonaparte you and banish you to a deserted island where you will never be happy. i wish to die. what's the point
Wish granted! Aikar grants you no wish because you didn't specify! I wish to be a all-powerful wither, true to my skin!
Yay! You are a wither! As we all know, withers are spawned to be killed and you followed suite. I wish for a paradox
Wish granted only to be trapped in a time loop from the paradox I wish to have the most powerful weapons known to all warriors
You get a cool mega missile launcher, but accidentally hold it the wrong way while fighting the combined forces of Marlix and Momentus. Then, you are propelled into their grasp by the recoil I wish for a TACOCAT
Wish granted, but your TACOCAT comes from taco bell. I wish I was able to speak any given language possible.
You speak in tongues and you are labeled a satanist. I wish to banish country music. Abomination to music. Blegh.
You're wish my be granted, but you must attend every CMA for the next 10 years in order to irradciate it. I wish I was already graduated from college at this point in time.
You graduate! Although, the diploma is burned in a fire at graduation! You have to re-do college! I WISH SOMEONE BUMPED UP MY 5DCs LAVA AUCTION!
Your wish is granted, but because someone bumped your auction, the bids skyrocket, and you destroy the entire Empire Economy. Good Job... I wish for a puppy costume :I
The puppy costume is a lethal springlock suit! I wish to be the leader of an ethical, smart buisness conglomerate!
In granting your wish, a paradox is created that destroys the fabric of reality and obliterates a large portion of the cosmos. I wish I could erase Twitter and Facebook from existence.
Wish granted but now the world has Smitten and MySpace, which wasn't crushed out by books with faces. I wish the world had real life X-Men type mutations.
Wish granted, but they are ALL mean which isn’t cool because they go around eating all the potatoes of the world! I wish for any kind of potato, I eat them ALLLLLLLL (even poisoned)
Wish granted, but it only lasted a few minutes. I wish I could have all the amazon and steam giftcards in the world.
