[FORUM GAME] Corrupt a Wish!

You become a moderator, but are ignored by the whole empire for whatever reason

I wish to have a pet goat

You get a goat, however seconds later, it runs away to magical tin can land

I wish I can get out of this car I have been in for 6 hours going to North Carolina >.<

You get a goat and it turns on you.

I wanna be a Herobrine Girl.

You turn into herobrine
I wish i had more cake adverts

You got the actual cake instead and thrown at you.

I wish that some people understand who I am.

No-one cares who you are
I wish i had a better pet toade

You get a dead one instead

I wish emc to be finished with outpost claiming

Granted but it costs a million tokens
I wish there are more pizza on EMC

Granted, but the pizza is covered in anchovies.

I wish I had a Guinea pig

Granted, however, it runs away seconds after you get it

I wish I had an unlimited amount of rupees and tokens

You do, but you are accused of hacking and are therefore banned.
I wish that I were a millionare

You become a millionaire but have to burn all the cash to stay warm during the harsh winters that may or may not be coming... Depends where you live but still, there, corrupted

I wish that I was not as indecisive as I, er... As I am

You made a decision

I wish I didn't have to take Biology >.<

You get stuck with the program in college.

I wish that everyone was mean and don't understand anything.

Everyone is nice to you because you understand everything.

I wish that school existed.
(Hehe)

You can control speed, but you can only speed it up!

I wish someone would do the dishes for me

Someone does the dishes, but breaks them all

I wish I had enough money to buy all the video games I ever wanted

Wish granted, but you can never use electricity.

I wish I was best friends with Batman

You can, but you'll soon become his arch enemy ( Hope I spelt that right )

I wish there was world peace.