[FORUM GAME] Corrupt a Wish!

I kill all your siblings but accidently kill you
I wish i had a 1/1 post to like ratio

Wish granted! But you get a 1-1 dislike ratio instead.

I wish it would rain!

It rains. With blood.

I wish that I could have lots of choc chip cookies.

#bloodra1n
I give you cookies with raisins in them
I wish that I could own EMC

Ugh, raisins are the worst D:

Wish granted! But you own "Eat More Chicken"

I wish I had long, luxurious hair

Granted but Aikar comes and cuts it off so you abide with EMC rules

I can't not grant your wish. Awh.

I wish that I never had to wash. (thats gonna be an easy one)

Granted but you smell. Really badly...

I wish that I could go wherever I want whenever I want

On your way going to wherever you want, your car breaks down and as you get out and go for help, it blows up.

I wish that this is the last post on this thread

Nope.

I wish it would rain pebbles

It rains pebbles but one hits you and you are hospitalized

I wish that swimming pools used custard instead of water

All da pools become custard, but you develop lactose intolerance

I wish i had my own genie

You got a genie, but he kills you instantly

I wish this wish to be corrupted and get me a dog!

You get a dog

I wish that this is not the last post in the thread

hmmm I will have to grant that I guess

I wish I had a ICC eggnog

You get it but it's just a standard renamed item without the colour!

I wish that my HDMI switcher would work properly...

your HDMI switcher starts working then falls apart into little pieces when you walk away.

I wish that my sister would shut up

Granted, but it only works at 480p.
I wish I had more cereal.

You get your cereal, but there's caterpillars in it aww

I wish i had an amazing laptop

You get your laptop, but your pet polar bear walks on it and breaks it.
I wish I had a lot of books.