Everyone hates your post, but they click "like" anyway just to screw with you. I wish the wish-granting genie weren't so neurotic and evil.
The milk poisons you, thus killing you. 10,000 miles away, a cow grins. I wish I nothing and everything.
you get a billion followers but the system crashes and your account gets wiped back to zero I wish my head did not feel like it was going to explode
you are able to eat all you want and at the same time lose all your weight turning into a black hole I wish I was super intelligent and did not need to study as hard as I do
You are now intelligent, but tests now test if you are dumb. You have to be dumb to pass the test. I wish I was the person who is posting the post below me.
Granted! But you become my evil twin and try to kill me so you get arrested :3 I wish there was magic in the real world!
You somehow manage to learn magic, but you end up burning all the cupcakes with your fire spells. This reminds me of M'aiq... ============================ I wish I could be Dragonborn
You get to be dragonborn, but you have to kill everyone first. I wish I could have an overpriced gaming setup.
You manage to get your hands on that bootyful overpriced gaming setup, but you find out that it's processor emits high levels of radiation, transforming you into a mutant with 2 arms, 2 legs, and 11 brains. ============================ I wish I was a squid
Aikar accidentally made a bug that sucked you in the game, and then you die of hunger. I wish that I could think of a cool signature to have.
You become a sheep, but I shear you, so all the other sheep laugh at you. I wish I could think of a wish.