[FORUM GAME] Corrupt a Wish!

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by DeathPunchKitty, Oct 16, 2015.

  1. you get a juice box instead

    I wish I was a cake
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  2. You turn into a cookie
    I wish that no-one liked this post
  3. Everyone hates your post, but they click "like" anyway just to screw with you.

    I wish the wish-granting genie weren't so neurotic and evil.
  4. Wish granted! except the genie is still neurotic and evil to you
    I wish I had milk
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  5. The milk poisons you, thus killing you. 10,000 miles away, a cow grins.

    I wish I nothing and everything.
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  6. You get everything and nothing.
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    I wish I didn't had any followers
  7. you get a billion followers but the system crashes and your account gets wiped back to zero

    I wish my head did not feel like it was going to explode
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  8. It explodes :eek:

    I wish that I could eat as much as I want and never put on more weight :rolleyes:
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  9. you are able to eat all you want and at the same time lose all your weight turning into a black hole


    I wish I was super intelligent and did not need to study as hard as I do
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  10. Granted you are now Silken_thread but then you explode because there can only be one Silken_thread
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  11. You are now intelligent, but tests now test if you are dumb. You have to be dumb to pass the test.

    I wish I was the person who is posting the post below me.
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  12. Granted! But you become my evil twin and try to kill me so you get arrested :3

    I wish there was magic in the real world!
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  13. You somehow manage to learn magic, but you end up burning all the cupcakes with your fire spells.

    This reminds me of M'aiq...
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    I wish I could be Dragonborn
  14. You get to be dragonborn, but you have to kill everyone first.

    I wish I could have an overpriced gaming setup.
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  15. You manage to get your hands on that bootyful overpriced gaming setup, but you find out that it's processor emits high levels of radiation, transforming you into a mutant with 2 arms, 2 legs, and 11 brains.
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    I wish I was a squid
  16. You become a cow
    I wish that Aikar stopped breaking things
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  17. Aikar accidentally made a bug that sucked you in the game, and then you die of hunger.

    I wish that I could think of a cool signature to have.
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  18. Instead, you get a signature that laughs at people for reading it.

    I wish that I was a sheep? c:
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  19. You become a sheep, but I shear you, so all the other sheep laugh at you.

    I wish I could think of a wish.
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  20. You dont think of a wish
    I wish i had less likes
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