I saw one that I really liked in my algebra teacher's room: To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
"its time to get schwifty, you gotta get scwifty in here, im mr. bulldopz, im mr bulldopz take off your pants and ur panties, poop on the floor uh-oh, its time to get schwifty in here take off your pants and ur panties poop on the floor, get schwifty, you have to get schwifty" - Rick Sanchez 2015 basically just live by this song and u will do good in life
"People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made." -Joan Rivers
"The future, according to some scientists, will be exactly like the past, only far more expensive." -John Sladek
It isn't real a quote... But it sounds like one: "The chance that a pice of bread will fall on the butterd side is commensurate with the price of your carped" "It isn't possible to make something work perfect, 'cause fools are so ingenious" ~Merfy's law. And my favorite saying/quote: "There isn't a way TO gladness, gladness IS the way." ~Bhoeda
I hope no one have taken this one yet. "My momma always said, life was like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get" - Forrest Gump Love this quote!
OH, wow, I know a quote about your avatar padde73... That's the cover of the book "Forrest guilds" and was one of the first books that wanrns for global warming. "Forrest guilds told me that we shouldn't "Kill" trees for paper for a book like "Forrest guilds" that wouldn't be read by anyone"
Great quote! I love that quote, by the way. Here's one: "A day of worry is more exhausting than a week of work." John Lubbock Remember kids, don't be a worry wart. xD
"Imagine you are an idiot. Now imagine you're a congressman. Ah, but I repeat myself." -Mark Twain AWESOME QUOTE XD
One of my own sayings: Insanity, my friend, is not always a bad thing. It's a translation from another quote: "Madness and greatness are two sides of the same coin." Bonus Quote: "What could possibly go wrong?"