MrSocks' Thread of bad Dad jokes...

Discussion in 'Community Discussion' started by MrSocks75, May 12, 2024.

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  1. This morning while filling up my truck at the petro station I started to sweat and feel nauseous seeing the cost. I guess I caught the car-owner virus.
    MrSocks75, Jun 18, 2024
    #81
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  2. Did you hear about the player who tried playing minecraft in his head??

    He had a mental block.
    Raaynn, Jun 19, 2024
    #82
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  3. The difference between me and Superman 🦸 is that Superman has super vision while I require constant supervision. 👀
    MrSocks75, Jun 20, 2024
    #83
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  4. Looks like someone else saw that particular one recently haha.
    jaari, Jun 21, 2024
    #84
  5. Did you hear about the two rowboats that got into an argument?

    It was an oar-deal.
    MrSocks75, Jun 23, 2024
    #85
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  6. I was taking a shower and this randomly popped into my head.... I have zero clue what caused my brain to spit this out LOL

    "What does a beaver use to cut down petrified (stone) trees?"


    Tooth-Pick
    jewel_king, Jun 23, 2024
    #86
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  7. Did you know deer can jump higher than the average house? It’s because of their strong hind legs and the fact that the average house can’t jump.
    MrSocks75, Jun 25, 2024
    #87
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  8. You could say they were rowing!
    607, Jun 26, 2024
    #88
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  9. What do you get when you pick a pigs nose?

    Ham Boogers!

    I know, snot very funny
    MrSocks75, Jun 27, 2024
    #89
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  10. After putting some cool socks and shoes on the bear I met it still had bear feet.
    MrSocks75, Jun 28, 2024
    #90
  11. Have you heard of the creeper that went to a party?
    He had a blast. 💣
    MrSocks75, Jun 30, 2024
    #91
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  12. What do you call sarcastic soda?

    So-Duh
    jewel_king, Jun 30, 2024
    #92
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  13. 607, Jul 5, 2024
    #93
  14. Where do bad rainbows 🌈 go?
    To prism. It's a light sentence but it gives them time to reflect.
    MrSocks75, Jul 7, 2024
    #94
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  15. i have a comen condition
    i have 5 vingers
    daanhu, Jul 12, 2024
    #95
  16. What kind of underpants do lawyers wear?

    Briefs.
    MrSocks75, Jul 12, 2024
    #96
  17. Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?

    Because they are very good at it!
    MrSocks75, Jul 22, 2024
    #97
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  18. good job elephants
    daanhu, Jul 22, 2024
    #98
  19. I once started a hot air balloon business. Unfortunately, it never took off.
    MrSocks75, Jul 24, 2024
    #99
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  20. I asked Google Gemini for a funny dad joke. This is what it gave me.
    MrSocks75, Jul 26, 2024
    #100
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