[Thread of threads to be thread] is Eternal. It will never die.

Cool

Did you take that picture yourself?

Yeah, my mother made it!

I like how I have no idea what this threads really about.

I like how this thread made it into 2017.

I just opened Minecraft

I like how this thread already has 20 pages

Carbonated milk is the only bait you will ever need.

I expect this thread to be at 40 pages when I check back in two years.

(Treat it like it's the in-game chat.)

Now that you brought it up, I trust the Uber Pick rests safely on your derelict-free-and-protected residence?

I'd bet more on 60+.

60+ pages or 60+ years?

Or both!

I wouldn't mind 60 more years of Empire Minecraft to be honest

That's actually an interesting topic.
And as just about anything is on-topic here...
I don't feel like I'm going to be leaving this place soon. So I might be here for the end of it, which could be interesting and difficult at the same time. If I don't die early, I might very well outlive Aikar, and I don't see anyone else taking up the duty of 'running' EMC.
But let's hope the end of Empire Minecraft is still a long way off!

Let's use this thread to petition against Corq leaving!

At the very least, check back in 4 years when your poll ends

I'll do it.

Word of warning: I will change the name of the server to the Glorious Communist Republic of Synthistan/Soulistan (depending on what name I go by online at the age of 50-80) and I shall be addressed as Supreme Leader. All dissidents will be... well, not executed, but banned, and shall have a special gravestone made for them in a graveyard that is mandatory for all players to walk through at least once a month - don't do it and you will end up resting in the same place.

I shall also nationalise residences, wilderness outposts, your pet wolf, and even the graveyard.

Also free ponies and health potions for everyone.

That is all.

How are you guys doing?

No

This was a great thread. I enjoyed changing the title

I like how this reverse auction was brought back to life. Should be fun to see you guys at the New York City viewing event.

(Edit: Yes, I read half this thread, that's 10 minutes of my life I won't get back.)