The Pun Thread

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by emfs_ad, Mar 15, 2015.

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  1. Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream?

    ...

    Because he got hit by a bus.
    CadenMann, Mar 16, 2015
    #21
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  2. /report cadenman2002 for not having a funny pun..... :p
    krazy__cookie, Mar 16, 2015
    #22
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  3. Life is just pointless without geometry.
    Gibabyte, Mar 16, 2015
    #23
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  4. /I tried
    CadenMann, Mar 16, 2015
    #24
  5. /No u didn't
    Matherox, Mar 16, 2015
    #25
  6. /banana
    U wanna taco bout it?
    Bro_im_infinite, Mar 16, 2015
    #26
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  7. In dew time.
    Pab10S, Mar 16, 2015
    #27
  8. Very punny of you :p
    NathanRP, Mar 16, 2015
    #28
  9. Do you guys like to read?
    I've been a reading a book on the science of anti-gravity
    It's impossible to put down.
    TechNinja_42, Mar 16, 2015
    #29
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  10. Wait, is bus suppose to be a guy or something?
    Matherox, Mar 16, 2015
    #30
  11. A pencil could have erasers on both ends, but whats the point.
    Keliris, Mar 16, 2015
    #31
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  12. Do you want to hear a Chemistry joke?

    k
    Moms_CreditCard, Mar 16, 2015
    #32
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  13. No, it's nacho problem
    ChickenDice, Mar 16, 2015
    #33
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  14. oh whale
    Bro_im_infinite, Mar 16, 2015
    #34
  15. PortalShoo2er, Mar 16, 2015
    #35
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  16. Nope. He legitimately got got by a bus.
    CadenMann, Mar 16, 2015
    #36
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  17. This is Schrodinger's sentence because you don't know how it will end until you read the end of it, granted it's a terrible ending.
    Celori, Mar 16, 2015
    #37
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  18. water good pun! I sea how you like it :p
    MrMazeRunner, Mar 16, 2015
    #38
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  19. What does a ninja drink? Wah-Tah!!
    cowland123, Mar 16, 2015
    #39
  20. does the ninja learn karate in room H20?
    MrMazeRunner, Mar 16, 2015
    #40
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