The Pun Thread

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by emfs_ad, Mar 15, 2015.

  1. Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream?

    ...

    Because he got hit by a bus.
  2. /report cadenman2002 for not having a funny pun..... :p
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  3. Life is just pointless without geometry.
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  4. /I tried
  5. /No u didn't
  6. /banana
    U wanna taco bout it?
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  7. In dew time.
  8. Very punny of you :p
  9. Do you guys like to read?
    I've been a reading a book on the science of anti-gravity
    It's impossible to put down.
    Tyron87, Tigerstar, Daxxus and 9 others like this.
  10. Wait, is bus suppose to be a guy or something?
  11. A pencil could have erasers on both ends, but whats the point.
  12. Do you want to hear a Chemistry joke?

    k
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  13. No, it's nacho problem
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  14. oh whale
  15. Nope. He legitimately got got by a bus.
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  16. This is Schrodinger's sentence because you don't know how it will end until you read the end of it, granted it's a terrible ending.
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  17. water good pun! I sea how you like it :p
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  18. What does a ninja drink? Wah-Tah!!
  19. does the ninja learn karate in room H20?