If you really really want a hug, head to Portland OR, for the 1st annual cuddle-con this weekend. Seriously it's for realies.
I tried hiding. Let me tell you, it did not work. I was just sitting in my humble abode one day, when bam! I heard footsteps coming down the hall. I knew my time had come. I sprung from my chair and clicked that fateful button on the wall that led me to my secret vault. I sprinted down the retractable stairs, and tried locking myself in it. Sadly, he glitched in with a horse and dropped me 18 of these vouchers. I then tried escaping up my retractable stairs, and I pulled the lever that dropped hash into the neverending void of death. He then threatened me with this: Now I have 18 hug vouchers, thanks to someone EDIT: He gave me 19, not 18.
Actually, only now have I come to realize the brilliance of this event. First hashhog has been chasing us down, slipping those cool hug vouchers. Now, (14th Feb.) all of us are trying to hunt him down to redeem the voucher. At least I was because so far I've seen no other way to redeem it Guess I just missed you, but I'll keep my eyes peeled
If you want to redeem a hug voucher, just mail it to me. I'll mail it back with a head or (if you're very, very lucky!) a beacon.
Well, you're unlucky and lucky in a way. Lucky because beacons are cool, and unlucky because you don't get a huggable head.