ahem torian book #1 Nether Star: *sung to the tune of twinkle twinkle little star* twinkle twinkle nether star kill a wither there you are floating gently near the ground nether star to you im bound gently place you in a frame nether star im not the same you sing softly your refrain nether star ive gone insane.
torian book #2 This needs some background. When I joined EMC Torian always told me he couldn't make the voices stop. Come to find out he was referring to how he heard town chat every where. >.< lol. So i made him a room of wool and we called it "Torians padded room" he could go there and run against the walls for fun when the voices got too loud XD I present to you Padded Room by Torian42 "Bec, I love the padded room you made for me. I went inside, got comfy, and had a dream. I dreamt I was on an African plain at sunrise. I had a kazoo in my hand. I looked down at my legs and noticed I had the lower body of an ostrich. I took a few steps forward with my birdlike legs and knew I was hunting. I saw my prey in the distance...a small group of shopping carts sitting by a tree. Kazoo in hand, i began to stalk the shopping carts. Before i could do anything, a three eyed, purple sloth popped out of the ground in front of me. It told me I didn't have a license to hunt shopping carts with a kazoo. Thats when I woke up. Thanks again for the padded room -Torian"
not something said but there was that one time a mod married a regular ole player on smp5 http://empireminecraft.com/threads/married-to-a-mod-palmsugar-and-torian42.32022/
If Seffy gives you a "You are my wife now" fish, that is all the ceremony needed. This is the law and custom of SMP8.
