You're banned for insulting :South Korea, kimchi, The welfare system, kids in EMC, Aikar, Cheeseburgers, The industrial revolution, Yi-Sun Shin, The nice people of Japan, My little sister, Cheeseburgers, The player economy in EMC, the WILD in EMC, the law, sovereign states where the governemnt is sane, french fries, and NOTCH.
Oh boy, I'm very good at making up fake ban reasons coming up with totally new stuff on the spot. You are banned because the Zombie Pirate Crew is too much of a threat to the Lucky Pirate Crew.
You're banned for having the dark side of the moon on your profile picture, without the actual dark side of the moon on your profile picture...