[Forum Game] Fortunately; Unfortunately

Unfortunately the genie did the opposite of everything he asked.

Fortunately, it was opposite day

unfortunately he only asked what he should wish for.

Fortunately it somehow got him to become a god.

Unfortunately, the genie had dyslexia so he become a dog.

Fortunately since he was now a dog, he didn't have to worry about tax evasion

Unfortunately he was the dog god of gold, so everything he touche turned to gold.

Fortunately, Midas adopted the dog and helped his condition.

Unfortunately, Midas touched Jack and Jack touched Midas at the same time and they both turned to gold.

Fortunately, it was only a temporary effect.

Unfortunately, they have been abducted by the government so they can produce gold.

Fortunately, society collapsed.

Unfortunately, Trump rebuilt society and became a dictator.

Fortunately, Donald Trump was hit by a bus.

Unfortunately, we had the technology to build a bigger, badder, more terrible Donald Trump. Trumptron-2000

IT'S A YUUUUUUGE UNFORTUNATE EVENT

Fortunately, Trump-2k wasn't voted president.

Unfortunately, The original Trump wasn't killed by the bus, he just broke his back and he was voted president

Fortunately, Trump got unelected and a new president was chosen and the new president gave Jack all his money back.

Fortunately, Trump became president on april fools day (somehow idk lol) and it was actually Cruz who became president.

Unfortunately, Mein Kampf got into the wrong hands and now we're ruled by President Snow. He also starts The Hunger Games and divides the nation into 13 districts.

Unfortunately cruz got assassinated while delivering his speech, and runner up trump gets president once ahain