[Forum Game] Fortunately; Unfortunately

Fortunately, Satan (or the Universe, whatever you believe in) rejected them and sent them back to Earth as the Wright Brothers.

Unfortunately, they re-invented the plane wrong

Fortunately it still worked

Unfortunately, it ran on human blood.

Fortunately, they lived near a blood bank.

Unfortunately, it had a lack of donors.

fortunately they converted it to work on animal blood

Unfortunately, they used the wrong animal.

fortunately the wrong animal(koala) was imported a few days ago

Unfortunately, they had Ebola, so their blood couldn't be used under risk of contamination.

Fortunately, Ebola was a common cold where they lived, so they just had to wait a few days until their blood could be used.

unfortunately this was a different strain of Ebola and killed the brothers

Fortunately: He woke up and realized the whole thing was a nightmare.

Unfortunately: when he got downstairs the pizza in his refrigerator was moldy

Fortunately, he had cereal that he bought just yesterday

Unfortunately, the box was empty because his dog ate it overnight

Fortunately, there was a deli open right next to his house

Unfortunately the deli was robbed overnight and was closed by the police.

Fortunately, he worked for the police and could get a pastrami sandwhich

Unfortunately he died eating contaminated pastrami