Corrupt a wish!

Granted but you wish for me to have 2 wishes.
I wish to kill Justin Bieber.
I wish for a carrot.

JB wish > Granted!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (No corruption there)
Carrot > You get a carrot but only to find out it was 5 month old
I wish for a better mouse

You kill JB but all the fannies attack you
I wish for a cookie

Granted but it poops on your old one.
I wish I was a Adam Levine .

Granted but he wishes he was back after five minutes of non-fame

Granted but the cookie was hard as a rock

I wish for (space)

Granted but your time is up.
I wish to be a miner.

Granted but then you die.

I wish for a living being whom I can talk to and trust that never reveals what I tell her and is always 10% honest.

Granted but it is Selena Gomez after JB
I wish for this wish to be corrupted by someone whom's name starts with z.

Denied!!!
I wish for someone's name who starts with B to corrupt this!

Denied.

I wish for a perfect LONG life.

Granted, it's augmented reality.

I wish for a penguin.

Granted but your long life is interfered with an annoying person you really dont like
I wish for a wish that wish upon a wish on a wishing star

Granted but it bites u every second of the day
I wish for nothing

Granted, but it's something.

I want a new graphics card.

Granted but it malfunchisons on third day
I wish for a short, no reply time

Granted, but it's a short reply time.

I want a facepalm smiley.

Granted butfacepalms u!
I wish no replys

Granted but I reply anyway
I wish that my wish was awish that was and wasn't corrupted

Granted but you currupt your own wish!
I wish someone would corrupt their own wish!

Granted but you already corrupted your own.
I wish that I could be the hottest chick magnet alive.