LOL I can't believe I forgot but whateves. DENIED. You are thrown into a lake. I wish to make a cake.
Granted. They (predictably) land on top of you, crushing you under their combined weight. I wish people would play this correctly.
(Ninja'd.) Everyone does take a chill pill. But, they die of overdose and you become lonely on the forums. (Man I failed on this.) Your specified people take a chill pill, but they end up turning into zombies, and kill everyone else. And you become lonely on the forums. I wish for a fourth signature.
Granted. This geomagnetic reversal results in the failure of nearly all electronics and ushers forth the apocalypse. I wish I didn't have to go to sleep. EVER.
Granted, but, the magnetic field changed, enabling your dog to breath fire, seriously injuring you! I wish for my house to be a mansion. (Double ninjad!) Granted, but bacon times square messed up all mathematical equations, causing you to fail your test! I once again wish for my house to be a mansion.
Granted. It soon rots, leaving New York City a much less appealing location. I wish people would click my sig. Granted, however, the expenses are simply too much and you go bankrupt. I still wish people would click on my sig.
Granted. However, since furries are not a species, your wish is essentially moot. I wish people were less judgmental.
