Corrupt a wish!

Granted but you left it on the bus with a stranger who took it all
I wish for a newer Nick (Somemone i donate to)

Nick dies in a giant explosion of bacon.
I wish for free food and money.

Granted, but the money is worthless and the food is spoiled.
I wish I were good at parkour.

Granted, but you have completed all the parkour, there are no more left to do.
I wish for my wish to stay un-corrupted

Granted but since no wish has been made an admin takes it off because it doesn't contribute to the converstaion enough
I wish to live forever

Granted you do live forever, but as a snail
I wish for more apple pie

The pie explodes in your face.
I want a silver dragon!

Granted but it blinds your eyes!
I wish for this thread to have come into my Alerts!

Granted, but you don't see it.
I wish this wish couldn't be corrupted.

Granted but your next wish is.
I wish for this wish to wish for a wish that I can wish for a wish.

Granted, but i'm very confused so it has an unexpected outcome
I wish for everything to remain exactly the same as it is now

The time changes.
I wish for this wish to be corrupted by someone whose wish will be corrupted.

Granted, but this thread is going really slow, so it'll take awhile
I wish for marching band to start already!